The Vanilla Gorilla
@mrmayhem7514.bsky.social
Some motherfuckers still trying to ice skate uphill.
ND Football, Philadelphia Union, Flyers, Brentford Bees and Umphrey’s.
Older Than Joel. \mm/
ND Football, Philadelphia Union, Flyers, Brentford Bees and Umphrey’s.
Older Than Joel. \mm/
Crazy how nobody is talking about Brian Kelly for any if these job openings
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Crazy how nobody is talking about Brian Kelly for any if these job openings
TB slander will nit be tolerated.
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
TB slander will nit be tolerated.
It’s certainly cold In The Kitchen tonight huh @umphreys.com ?
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It’s certainly cold In The Kitchen tonight huh @umphreys.com ?
To be honest, the best CFB story this year was Kent State winning 5 games.
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
To be honest, the best CFB story this year was Kent State winning 5 games.
Gambling and NIL has ruined college football.
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Gambling and NIL has ruined college football.
Apparently O$U can false start with impunity.
That’s THREE that haven’t been called.
That’s THREE that haven’t been called.
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Apparently O$U can false start with impunity.
That’s THREE that haven’t been called.
That’s THREE that haven’t been called.
TELL ME THE REFS DONT HAVE MONEY ON THIS GAME.
GTFOH.
GTFOH.
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
TELL ME THE REFS DONT HAVE MONEY ON THIS GAME.
GTFOH.
GTFOH.
If I’m lean Kiffin, at my introductory pep rally at LSU, I come out and I say “Meee n mah FAMOLEEEE….”
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If I’m lean Kiffin, at my introductory pep rally at LSU, I come out and I say “Meee n mah FAMOLEEEE….”
Just saw a couple at the airport wearing SC gear head to toe.
Gave them a “Go Irish” as they went by.
Gave them a “Go Irish” as they went by.
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Just saw a couple at the airport wearing SC gear head to toe.
Gave them a “Go Irish” as they went by.
Gave them a “Go Irish” as they went by.
Laney Wilson - not talented enough or hot enough to do pop music, so she wears a cowboy hat and uses a Brian Kelly accent.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Laney Wilson - not talented enough or hot enough to do pop music, so she wears a cowboy hat and uses a Brian Kelly accent.
Y’all wanna see a dead body?
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Y’all wanna see a dead body?
Hide your Davenports, hide your Ottomans.
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Hide your Davenports, hide your Ottomans.
Reposted by The Vanilla Gorilla
Oscar de la Puta
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Oscar de la Puta
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social killed it last night on nugs.
More proof that he should tour with a REAL piano. That instrument sounded amazing.
More proof that he should tour with a REAL piano. That instrument sounded amazing.
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social killed it last night on nugs.
More proof that he should tour with a REAL piano. That instrument sounded amazing.
More proof that he should tour with a REAL piano. That instrument sounded amazing.
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social how is this not in Joel’s Gold???
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social how is this not in Joel’s Gold???
Wait until you hear about @goldlikejoel.bsky.social & The Warm Beers.
Lynyrd Skynyrd and Foreigner announced a co-headlining tour. Between the two bands, there are exactly zero original members.
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Wait until you hear about @goldlikejoel.bsky.social & The Warm Beers.
I just found out that Stevie Wonder’s real name is Stevland Hardaway Morris….what next?
We’re probably gonna find out @goldlikejoel.bsky.social real name is Joelseph Cornelius Remington III or some shit.
We’re probably gonna find out @goldlikejoel.bsky.social real name is Joelseph Cornelius Remington III or some shit.
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I just found out that Stevie Wonder’s real name is Stevland Hardaway Morris….what next?
We’re probably gonna find out @goldlikejoel.bsky.social real name is Joelseph Cornelius Remington III or some shit.
We’re probably gonna find out @goldlikejoel.bsky.social real name is Joelseph Cornelius Remington III or some shit.
LET’S GO BUBBA
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
LET’S GO BUBBA
Fuck Kim Davis. Right in the ear.
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Fuck Kim Davis. Right in the ear.
To be fair, the dick jokes were better back then
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
To be fair, the dick jokes were better back then
Dammit @goldlikejoel.bsky.social . Watching the nugs vid….
Quit fucking with us and just start touring with a baby grand.
Quit fucking with us and just start touring with a baby grand.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Dammit @goldlikejoel.bsky.social . Watching the nugs vid….
Quit fucking with us and just start touring with a baby grand.
Quit fucking with us and just start touring with a baby grand.
I have to go to Fuck Ass, I mean Portsmouth Ohio tomorrow for two days.
Fuck.
Fuck.
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I have to go to Fuck Ass, I mean Portsmouth Ohio tomorrow for two days.
Fuck.
Fuck.
BRENTFORD BEES BITCH!
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
BRENTFORD BEES BITCH!