Mainwaring
@mrmainwaring.bsky.social
Random humor and unmitigated nerdery. I love horror, weird fiction, sci-fi, fantasy, easy video games, and GMing simple TTRPGs.
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Mainwaring
@mrmainwaring.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Nothing says, "English degree I'm not using," more than a semicolon.
You're incorrect; I'm using it to be cool on the internet.
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Microdose joy by not making any weekend plans
October 6, 2023 at 9:06 PM
Microdose joy by not making any weekend plans
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That can’t be right
- me, looking in the mirror every morning
- me, looking in the mirror every morning
February 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
That can’t be right
- me, looking in the mirror every morning
- me, looking in the mirror every morning
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VVICKED (2025)
January 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
VVICKED (2025)
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Do not comply in advance.
Do not comply swiftly, do not comply easily.
Do not comply without delay, without mistakes, without unfortunate errors.
Do not comply swiftly, do not comply easily.
Do not comply without delay, without mistakes, without unfortunate errors.
February 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Do not comply in advance.
Do not comply swiftly, do not comply easily.
Do not comply without delay, without mistakes, without unfortunate errors.
Do not comply swiftly, do not comply easily.
Do not comply without delay, without mistakes, without unfortunate errors.
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I just had to draw the 2025 vibe I was feeling. #2025 #illustration
February 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I just had to draw the 2025 vibe I was feeling. #2025 #illustration
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hey if we’re going to erase everything america has done since the revolution can we at least bring back dudes wearing bows in their hair? that was cute
January 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
hey if we’re going to erase everything america has done since the revolution can we at least bring back dudes wearing bows in their hair? that was cute
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This Friday, 2 hours before the game drops, I'll be doing launch stream on my twitch channel: twitch.tv/jumpovertheage 🥳
Come celebrate the launch, see some gameplay and ask any questions you might have!
31 JAN at 3PM GMT / 10AM ET / 7AM PT
Come celebrate the launch, see some gameplay and ask any questions you might have!
31 JAN at 3PM GMT / 10AM ET / 7AM PT
January 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This Friday, 2 hours before the game drops, I'll be doing launch stream on my twitch channel: twitch.tv/jumpovertheage 🥳
Come celebrate the launch, see some gameplay and ask any questions you might have!
31 JAN at 3PM GMT / 10AM ET / 7AM PT
Come celebrate the launch, see some gameplay and ask any questions you might have!
31 JAN at 3PM GMT / 10AM ET / 7AM PT
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kong sled weighs 100lb the human weighs 200lbs, WATCH OUT
January 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
kong sled weighs 100lb the human weighs 200lbs, WATCH OUT
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This is what peak masculinity looks like in 2025
January 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This is what peak masculinity looks like in 2025
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You fuckers are sleeping on Jupiter’s moons. I don’t want to ever hear one more person whine about Pluto if they can’t tell me a single fact about the in-every-way-superior Ganymede.
January 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
You fuckers are sleeping on Jupiter’s moons. I don’t want to ever hear one more person whine about Pluto if they can’t tell me a single fact about the in-every-way-superior Ganymede.
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me: *would literally give my life for my kids*
my kids: gross, you bought the bad bread again
my kids: gross, you bought the bad bread again
January 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
me: *would literally give my life for my kids*
my kids: gross, you bought the bad bread again
my kids: gross, you bought the bad bread again
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I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
January 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
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New here and wanted to say hi 👋 love crafts like crocheting and knitting 🧶 also being a 🐍 programmer and lover of tech stuff
How about a hug? Junior won't bite 😉
#crochet #crocheting #crafts
How about a hug? Junior won't bite 😉
#crochet #crocheting #crafts
January 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
New here and wanted to say hi 👋 love crafts like crocheting and knitting 🧶 also being a 🐍 programmer and lover of tech stuff
How about a hug? Junior won't bite 😉
#crochet #crocheting #crafts
How about a hug? Junior won't bite 😉
#crochet #crocheting #crafts
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Like, listen, do you think I am *not* a wobbly ball of horror whenever I let myself think about anything but the immediate task in front of me? But that feeling accomplishes nothing by itself, so I post about birds and the dog and coveting weird little cactus.
January 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Like, listen, do you think I am *not* a wobbly ball of horror whenever I let myself think about anything but the immediate task in front of me? But that feeling accomplishes nothing by itself, so I post about birds and the dog and coveting weird little cactus.
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WOMEN. That's it, that's the tweet. #TheWheelofTime
January 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
WOMEN. That's it, that's the tweet. #TheWheelofTime
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needed this & I bet you do too
January 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
needed this & I bet you do too
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For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard.
#MosaicMonday
#MosaicMonday
January 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard.
#MosaicMonday
#MosaicMonday
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Oops all sadness! werewolfambulance.libsyn.com/episode-508-...
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast : Episode 508- The Others (2001)
werewolfambulance.libsyn.com
January 20, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Oops all sadness! werewolfambulance.libsyn.com/episode-508-...
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Something that has helped me over the past five years is knowing that nothing i have faced is anything that other humans before me have not also faced, and lived; faced with grim and even joyful endurance. Finding love and light and warmth in the darkness. I am never first, i am never alone.
January 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Something that has helped me over the past five years is knowing that nothing i have faced is anything that other humans before me have not also faced, and lived; faced with grim and even joyful endurance. Finding love and light and warmth in the darkness. I am never first, i am never alone.
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January 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM