Curtis E.
@mrcurtise.bsky.social
Supposed Comedian. If you like me, tell your friends. If you hate me, tell your enemies.
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Me rollin into Jersey Mike's after a 12-hour shift
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Me rollin into Jersey Mike's after a 12-hour shift
Watching The Great British Baking Show and seeing them make "flapjacks."
September 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Watching The Great British Baking Show and seeing them make "flapjacks."
From now on, I will no longer be referring to the Trump base as MAGA. Instead, I'll be calling them:
July 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
From now on, I will no longer be referring to the Trump base as MAGA. Instead, I'll be calling them:
Millennials & Gen Z after seeing the White House repeatedly refer to Trump as "daddy."
June 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Millennials & Gen Z after seeing the White House repeatedly refer to Trump as "daddy."
Your state has the 3rd lowest literacy rate, the 4th highest poverty rate, and the 3rd lowest medium income in the country. Maybe worry about something besides "basketball people said no."
March 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Your state has the 3rd lowest literacy rate, the 4th highest poverty rate, and the 3rd lowest medium income in the country. Maybe worry about something besides "basketball people said no."
Trump supporters starting to wonder if they made a mistake:
March 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Trump supporters starting to wonder if they made a mistake:
White people reacting to Kendrick's halftime show #superbowl #superbowllix
February 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
White people reacting to Kendrick's halftime show #superbowl #superbowllix
Y'all would've gotten Mr. Keating fired
February 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Y'all would've gotten Mr. Keating fired
There, I fixed it #tiktok #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 6:27 AM
There, I fixed it #tiktok #tiktokban
Today is January 6th. I figured I needed to say that since more than half the country seemed to forget that this day exists.
January 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Today is January 6th. I figured I needed to say that since more than half the country seemed to forget that this day exists.
Sean Payton looks like a grandpa trying to order food at an Indian restaurant while struggling to pronounce every dish properly.
December 29, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Sean Payton looks like a grandpa trying to order food at an Indian restaurant while struggling to pronounce every dish properly.
Have a holly jolly Christmas! And in case you didn't hear:
December 21, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Have a holly jolly Christmas! And in case you didn't hear:
My most popular TikTok, got almost 4 million views. All I did was follow the dance instructions of "Teach Me How To Dougie" and it made people weak
December 6, 2024 at 2:25 AM
My most popular TikTok, got almost 4 million views. All I did was follow the dance instructions of "Teach Me How To Dougie" and it made people weak
Here's a taste of my comedy. I'll post a couple more of my popular TikToks to give y'all a taste. This is "Ludacris Milks The Cow"
December 6, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Here's a taste of my comedy. I'll post a couple more of my popular TikToks to give y'all a taste. This is "Ludacris Milks The Cow"