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mrbyrdman.bsky.social
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I heard this is where the cool kids are
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Now that we’ve learned DOGE has been quietly shut down to save money (LOL), we should again ask, where are the arrests and indictments for all the fraud that DOGE found?
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Juneteenth calls us to understand the realities of our past, celebrate the resilience and achievements of Black Americans, and align the course of our country toward its founding creed of liberty and justice for all. Wishing everyone a meaningful Juneteenth!
June 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Trump former Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany said Iran is dangerous with a nuke because they are fanatics with radical religious beliefs. Sounds more like a confession about why Trump and MAGA shouldn’t have the nuclear codes.
June 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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June 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Also the playback of a cult leader
The abuser’s classic playbook is to isolate you from your friends, create a sense of helplessness, make it difficult to connect with others and force you to simply think about your survival from one day to the next. We are seeing that playbook applied to the nation as a whole.
March 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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A quick post-cruise refresher from me before I do any serious delving into any particular current events:

Fuck fascists
Fuck -phobes
Fuck wealthy sociopaths
Fuck immigrant-haters
Fuck sexists
Fuck anyone who wants to invade Canada and/or Mexico
Fuck vaccine deniers
Fuck this administration
Etc, etc
March 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I would love yo see journalists start asking for references or evidence when these people make wild claims
Elon Musk says "10% of federal expenditures" are due to people having fake Social Security numbers, claiming it is "half a trillion dollars."
March 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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March 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Hi, I’m God.

Vaccines save lives.

Love,

God
November 25, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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Uni ate a whole chicken today?
November 25, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Them: "What are you thinking about?"

Me: "Bitch I'm from Memphis, what yall know bout me?"
November 16, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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November 15, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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The Game Boy Advance SP design is perfect, not just because it's very portable, but because its flip phone style means that if you're not doing well at Pokémon Fire Red or whatever, you can just angrily hang up on it.
November 15, 2024 at 12:58 PM
5 years ago today I adopted this lil goofball. I love her so much 💗
November 14, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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I GUESS WORLD OF WARCRAFT IS A FANTASY GAME SINCE I’LL BE ABLE TO AFFORD A HOUSE IN IT.

*applause*

*gets award for best account*
November 14, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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November 14, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Remember is perfectly okay to punch a Nazi
November 14, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Hold on.. you have a point
I feel like it’s a really good time for y’all to turn off the news and start that overdue 200 hour Stardew Valley playthrough you’ve been putting off. 1.6 update is out, a new farm is calling you. 👩‍🌾🌾🐔
November 14, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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They fight for the fetus because the fetus doesn’t ask anything of them. The moment the fetus becomes a baby they will do everything they can to cut the programs that feed the child, clothe the child and educate the child. And the mother will be labeled a “Welfare Queen” the moment she seeks help!
November 13, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Am I a crow?
November 14, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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I’m not one to advocate for violence but I do hope Mike Tyson hits Jake Paul so hard his steel wool beard falls out
November 14, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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November 14, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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Advanced memework
November 14, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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After we adopted Toro we discovered that his first owner taught him to laugh like an evil villain
November 13, 2024 at 6:11 PM