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Matt Burfield
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Shop Manager. Bit of a nerd. Isle of Wight resident
Japan hotels booked.

Excited.
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Inside Out 1 and 2 are the best Pixar movies.

God will be taking no questions at this time.
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
One of my all time local news stories from years gone by.

"Woman not hit by tree."

Also the amount of adjectives to string out thew news story is admirable.
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Does anyone else have an irrational fear of fiddling with boilers?
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
TikTok is turning into a TV shopping channel, selling cheap tat.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Flights booked for Japan trip number 2.
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You’ve got to love perfume ads. Millions spent on celebrities, and then we stroll into Boots, take one sniff, and go, “Nope.”
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I have to admire the right wings ability to get angry at something new each year.

This time it’s Christmas trees in supermarkets
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
When your Grindr goes off in the sexual health clinic.
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Reform UK 5% Council Tax Hikes confirmed in:

➡️ Durham
➡️ Kent
➡️ Warwickshire
➡️ Worcestershire
➡️ Leicestershire
➡️ Lincolnshire

thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Netflix missing person documentary.

“One of the main focuses of any missing person investigation is ‘where is that person.’

Fuck me, really?
November 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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If you call yourself a follower of Jesus Christ but support the pepper-spraying and arresting ministers, then thou art staggeringly full of crap.
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Here we go again.

My Grindr stalker is back.

Account number 32.

The total moron hasn’t noticed he’s always exactly 4450ft away so it’s quite obviously him each time.
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Apparently, this photo was tinkered with to look more like Pamela Jo. Here is the original:
November 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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People keep posting this photo, claiming it shows a young Pam Bondi with Trump and Epstein. The photo is real, and it does show Trump with Epstein. However, the woman in the photo is Belgian model Ingrid Seynhaeve. She looks at bit like an Ivanka upgrade so I bet she was relentlessly pawed.
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Did you know that if you sneeze and fart at the same time...

Your body takes a screenshot.
October 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein in 2018: "i know how dirty donald is."
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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GB News, owned by Australians, based in the Dubai tax haven, managed by New Zealanders.

The only British bit are the fools watching.
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Reform UK 5% Council Tax Hikes confirmed in:

➡️ Durham
➡️ Kent
➡️ Warwickshire
➡️ Worcestershire
➡️ Leicestershire
➡️ Lincolnshire

Despite criticising the same councils for raising Council Tax during the Local Elections.

thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
November 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Zohran Mamdani is Mayor of New York.
Zohran Mamdani is Mayor of New York.
Zohran Mamdani is Mayor of New York.
Zohran Mamdani is Mayor of New York.
Zohran Mamdani is Mayor of New York.
Zohran Mamdani is Mayor of New York.

Cuomo/Donald Trump/Musk are losers.
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Huge TV driven round Clacton telling locals 'how much MP Nigel Farage earns doing 12 other jobs'
Huge TV driven round Clacton telling locals 'how much' Nigel Farage earns
Activists said Mr Farage earned more than the cost of a house in Clacton doing just one of the 12 jobs they claim he has
www.essexlive.news
November 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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SONY PlayStation 2 released 25 years ago today, October 26th 2000 in North America.

What else can I say other than the PS2 is one of the greatest and most important consoles in the history of video games. There's simply no debating that.

The PS2 is legendary. Period.
October 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I feel sorry for Lando.

Spends the first half of the season being accused of bottling it, yet the moment he out performs Oscar it's 'sabotage.'

That lad cannot do anything right.
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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The Epstein Ballroom.
October 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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The Bible: “Satan will promise peace and safety, only to end up creating chaos.”

Conservatives: “Obviously this refers to people who put their pronouns at the end of emails.”
October 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM