MrBluePDX
@mrbluepdx.bsky.social
*witty and concise bio that makes you want to follow me. With the right balance of text and emojis that isn’t annoying” 🔞No Underage🔞 ⚠️NSFW⚠️ (If your profile is all reposts and there are no original posts of you, don’t expect me to follow you back)
And where exactly was my invitation? Lol
August 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
And where exactly was my invitation? Lol
… is that a rhetorical question? 😘
three black mustaches are lined up in a row
ALT: three black mustaches are lined up in a row
media.tenor.com
May 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
… is that a rhetorical question? 😘
Better late than never!
April 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Better late than never!
I’ll hold the tanning lamp and make sure you are lotioned up effectively. 😏🥵
April 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I’ll hold the tanning lamp and make sure you are lotioned up effectively. 😏🥵
You’ve been a bad boy. Now go to my room! 😏
April 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You’ve been a bad boy. Now go to my room! 😏
Not a whole lot. What’s up with you handsome?
April 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Not a whole lot. What’s up with you handsome?
Having anxiety disorders the worst. It’s always there, lurking
April 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Having anxiety disorders the worst. It’s always there, lurking
I’m always down to lend a helping hand … or mouth … or …
April 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I’m always down to lend a helping hand … or mouth … or …
I volunteer as tribute! 🙋🏼♂️
April 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I volunteer as tribute! 🙋🏼♂️
… ok, fine, if you insist 🔥🥵🔥😈
March 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
… ok, fine, if you insist 🔥🥵🔥😈
If you ever need someone to hold the camera for you my dm’s are open handsome 😉
March 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
If you ever need someone to hold the camera for you my dm’s are open handsome 😉