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Miami sports fanatic 🇩🇪 ⚽️ and more than just a Sporthead 😆 Let's talk trash tv, the state of our idiocracy, horror flicks, etc.
Phins winning a match up in a way they're supposed to, but in cold weather #FinsUp🐬
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
December 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Imagine you had millions of people in your life who ignored everything you ever said but would show up once a year and make a huge deal about your birthday, claiming they were your biggest fans.

Crazy, right?

Anyway…Merry Christmas.
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
December 6, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Infantino and FIFA are lucky that world football fans LOVE the sport because this Temu Nobel "Peace" Prize is a massive fucking joke. Giving a fraud, racist and terrorist a prize of "peace" is a massive ugly fucking look
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Another day and another ruling by the Supreme Court of The Ultimate Shysters in allowing Texas to move forward with their redistricting horse shit
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
👇🏻 Tom Algodon is a fucking clown
I cannot imagine the level of moral bankruptcy to describe the actions of people whose boat has just been hit by a missile from nowhere (this was the FIRST such strike) and who were most likely making a desperate attempt not to drown in the ocean as trying to "stay in the fight."
Q: What did you see in the second strike?

Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It's a shame what the Nodfather has done to The People's House
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
NEW: Colorado Secretary of State Jena Griswold (D) is the latest state election leader to reject a request from the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) to share private, unredacted voter data with the federal government. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Colorado Tells DOJ ‘Take a Hike’ as It Rejects Demand for Statewide Voter Data
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Orange Plague just pardons the fuck of all white collar criminals and drug dealers, the pardon power needs to be revoked!
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Rafael, your wife Heidi is still ugly as per the Dear Leader who's ball sac you are so happily gargling
Ted Cruz: "Mr President, I think objectively on the merits, the case can be made that there's never been a president who has had a greater positive impact on the children of America than you have."
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"Tough guy" warrior ethos asshat acting as if he doesn't sit in air conditioned offices as well, especially in his constructed Pentagon make-up room. And when your done talking Peter head, wake up your drooling massively low energy buffoon who just had his 5th dream cycle during this meeting
We didn’t hit it twice

We did hit it twice and that’s legal

The Admiral did it

We didn’t see them

I’m in the fog of war and you’re not even though I am right where you are
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Sleepy Don strikes again, someone give him his daily dose of Adderall before he falls over
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Just a reminder that all claims that NATO expansion is a threat to Russia are posted by useful idiots who have fallen for the Kremlin's longstanding propaganda and should not be taken seriously because they're nonsense.
December 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Higher grocery prices in America and regime change in Venezuela.

Just what MAGA voted for.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Tech oligarchs have been scrambling for products to retain dominance since the plateau of the home computer and mobile phone. Today, they're forcing 'AI' garbage on us while pushing for mass surveillance and war products, even if they have to make the wars to service them. We can reject this future.
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Visiting Miami fam is 1.5hr late for Colorado Thanksgiving gathering #MiamiTime means you're always fuckin late! 😂

#Thanksgiving26 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Let's rephrase that "crushed by the amount of daily white-washing of everything his Dear Leader says and criminally does"
Speaker Mike Johnson is "crushed by his workload."

Bitch, please! You've been on a self-conferred vacation the past few months.
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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If telling the troops not to follow illegal orders is “sedition,” what do we call colluding with the Kremlin to manipulate the U.S. President into advancing Russian interests over America’s?
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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The subtext in JD Vance asking for "patience" on the economy: When leaders stop talking about current conditions and jump straight to rosy forecasts, they’re signaling the present isn’t defensible. That’s your cue to scrutinize the numbers, not just the narrative.
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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When this is finally over, I want his presidency annulled.
No portrait. No library.
Just the shround of shame it deserves.
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
When will these frivolous lawsuits begin to create penalties to be levied upon the Dept of Injustice???
latest sham investigation just dropped
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”

Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM