Mratfink
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Purplerockmatt over on the old bad site.
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
Somehow they perfectly pitched a show to me that I could never have imagined existing in the first place
New series 'DC Crime' is in the works
• Hosted by Jimmy Olsen and follows Daily Planet reporters tackling cases involving super-powered villains
• It's being developed by the creators of 'American Vandal'
• Gorilla Grodd will be a major character in the show
(via Variety)
• Hosted by Jimmy Olsen and follows Daily Planet reporters tackling cases involving super-powered villains
• It's being developed by the creators of 'American Vandal'
• Gorilla Grodd will be a major character in the show
(via Variety)
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Somehow they perfectly pitched a show to me that I could never have imagined existing in the first place
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Hi judge expert here this isn't funny judges only do this when they're in extreme distress
the 9th cir decision overruling the TRO might be the funniest "per curiam" i've ever seen? it's an unsigned opinion written by "the court" as a three judge panel, but has a concurring opinion and a dissenting opinion attached
October 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hi judge expert here this isn't funny judges only do this when they're in extreme distress
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
There is a time honored tradition with an extra inning game where it turns the corner and instead of seeming like it will end at any moment instead seems like it will never end and usually happens around the 12th or 13th inning
October 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
There is a time honored tradition with an extra inning game where it turns the corner and instead of seeming like it will end at any moment instead seems like it will never end and usually happens around the 12th or 13th inning
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JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
November 10, 2024 at 6:22 PM
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
If you never hear from me again it’s because I walked into the sea
October 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If you never hear from me again it’s because I walked into the sea
Probably misses his old glasses
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Probably misses his old glasses
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Ben Simmons is a 59.2% free throw shooter for his career.
October 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Ben Simmons is a 59.2% free throw shooter for his career.
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You win one superbowl and you think you can spit on the opposing teams Qb. Everyone knows you gotta win at least two before they let you do that
September 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You win one superbowl and you think you can spit on the opposing teams Qb. Everyone knows you gotta win at least two before they let you do that
Bari Weiss: journalism’s Elizabeth Holmes
Lord save us:
"Paramount is on the verge of acquiring Bari Weiss’s The Free Press and tossing her the keys to CBS News. The deal is on the 1-yard line, I’m told."
"Paramount is on the verge of acquiring Bari Weiss’s The Free Press and tossing her the keys to CBS News. The deal is on the 1-yard line, I’m told."
The Bari Market
With Paramount securely in his pocket, David Ellison is on the verge of acquiring Bari Weiss’s The Free Press and tossing her the keys to CBS News. The deal is on the 1-yard line, I’m told.
puck.news
September 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Bari Weiss: journalism’s Elizabeth Holmes
No coming back from this, that’s for sure
I need all of #lawsky to see this video from a Colorado appeals court livestream yesterday. I am in actual tears. Sound *incredibly* on, the subtitles will not help.
June 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
No coming back from this, that’s for sure
Odysseus has a great joke, but nobody knows it
I have a joke about the minotaur but it's a lot of bull
I have a joke about Hector but it drags at the end
June 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Odysseus has a great joke, but nobody knows it
To translate: I got mad when an actual expert in the field corrected me and my ego couldn’t take it
May 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
To translate: I got mad when an actual expert in the field corrected me and my ego couldn’t take it
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From Jeffrey Toobin's 2008 book THE NINE, this remains the greatest Justice Souter anecdote I can possibly share. RIP.
May 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
From Jeffrey Toobin's 2008 book THE NINE, this remains the greatest Justice Souter anecdote I can possibly share. RIP.
Sinners opening narration: “sometimes music is really fucking good”
me: “yeah right, I’ll believe it when I hear it”
me later: “fuck man sometimes music is really good”
me: “yeah right, I’ll believe it when I hear it”
me later: “fuck man sometimes music is really good”
May 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Sinners opening narration: “sometimes music is really fucking good”
me: “yeah right, I’ll believe it when I hear it”
me later: “fuck man sometimes music is really good”
me: “yeah right, I’ll believe it when I hear it”
me later: “fuck man sometimes music is really good”
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I've just found a clip of a wild bald eagle being weighed and can't stop laughing XD
May 3, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I've just found a clip of a wild bald eagle being weighed and can't stop laughing XD
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BMW's trying to charge people a subscription fee for heated seats, and Tesla's out here giving it away for free
WATCH: Cars set on fire at Tesla in Las Vegas, "resist" painted on the building. FBI investigating
March 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
BMW's trying to charge people a subscription fee for heated seats, and Tesla's out here giving it away for free
Hey it’s that post we do every year that I love the most
For our longtime commenters and probably no one else, it’s the most wonderful time of the year! Does John know anything about the best picture nominees? Find out how he crushed my dreams here: www.purplerockpodcast.com/john-guesses...
John Guesses the Premises of the 2025 Best Picture Oscar Nominees
Andy: Welcome everyone to this year’s edition of everyone’s favourite game: “John Guesses the Premises of the Oscar Best Picture nominees”. Despite that name telling you exactly what’s in the tin…
www.purplerockpodcast.com
January 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hey it’s that post we do every year that I love the most
I’ve watched football my entire life and you know this game has way too many rules bc I still learn new ones. Apparently they can just award a td if you are an annoying asshole of a team
January 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’ve watched football my entire life and you know this game has way too many rules bc I still learn new ones. Apparently they can just award a td if you are an annoying asshole of a team
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