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Alex Oliveira 🇨🇦
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Original voice of Optimus Prime. Jk, but that would have been cool right?
April 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Constitutional crisis is how civilized people say complete civil unrest, and possible civil war without trying to fuel the fires. But it’s what they mean and it’s what’s at stake.
April 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Just a reminder, Congress can repeal, update or amend the alien enemies act every day
April 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hey America, is it a good sign when you guys have to run advertising in Canada encouraging people to buy American real estate?
April 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Mark Carney understood immediately just how long four years was going to be.

And he knew exactly what was gonna happen with Trump’s plan and he acted out of an abundance of confidence based on experience. I feel remarkably blessed to have such a uniquely qualified person leading.
April 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Is anyone else just exhausted by a broad based unwillingness to accept outcomes. Most famously elections, but I find it everywhere in my life increasingly. There doesn’t exist a sporting event that concludes without people in their feelings about the officiating that absolutely decided everything.
April 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
How does it work with people “buying the dip“ you just always have more capital to keep buying? Yeah, that sounds like the average person.
April 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The President of the United States wiped out $15 trillion in stock market value and had the worst month since the depression. He thinks that’s Jerome Powell‘s fault.

Even for Trump, that’s gonna be a tough sell.
April 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Trump really thinks Americans are going to blame Jerome Powell for this hahahaha.
April 22, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Uh huh… which women.
April 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The most compassionate pope in my lifetime, dies, the worst human in my lifetime… Still walking around. Come on man get it right!
April 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The “urban targetted” #pierre ads are truly Michael Scott level visions of what suburban, 57 year old, white uncles think “you know… black guys” are.

Not professionals, or just people, no it’s all “yo yo yo” and 90s record scratch sound effects.

It’s giving poochey. #cdnpoli
a cartoon of a man playing a guitar with the words wiggity wiggity word up rock on party
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April 20, 2025 at 12:03 PM
And once again, I’m banned from Threads for a week for no specific reason. This happens every two weeks with monotonous regularity. Meta is such a garbage company.
April 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I just got an…email, not a notification on this platform, an email that at some point, something I said on this platform was deemed to be a threat. That’s it.

No other information .

I guess I’ll learn from my mistakes… Somehow? I’ll appeal that… Somehow?

Big tech bro energy. Booo.
April 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Middle class is 100 to 200,000 per year. Poor is 50 to 100,000. Straight up impoverished is under 50. Life in North America.
April 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Canadian conservatives really there are “Canadian made “ cars lol . Assembled. That’s it. The parts are made all over North American you fools. Read a book.
April 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Just once I would like to meet somebody who is a life coach that had a successful life before becoming a life coach
April 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I promise 99% of you are not just so so busy at work that you need AI to analyze your inbox and draft responses. No, you don’t. Stop with the busy myth. You’re probably just bad at time management like everybody else.

There’s like 20 companies who think people want this problem solved
April 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I would like to legitimately be a fly on the wall in Mark Burnett’s house as he watches a character he created become the actual real life president of the United States and destroy the country.

There’s no way he thought he had that kind of juice
April 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Standing by and watching the president, do this to your country will be studied for generations as a mass hysteria event. People will truly marvel as to why one guy could just do all of this. Every thing else about America is a check-in balance against the power of government except this.
April 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Just walked out of Walmart with a $200 bike for free! Last year I bought $1000 of goods from Walmart while they bought $0 of goods from me (trade deficit), so I imposed a 20% tarrif on the store because apparently they owe me something despite the fact that nobody forced me to buy anything from them
April 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The rich aren’t that impacted by stock market moves but in some ways eventually yes they are. They live on debt. They live on debt secured by their assets and when those assets plummet in value, the bank wants those loans repaid or they want more assets put up. They feel pain… eventually
April 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Long debated issues now settled as bad:

1. Brexit
2. Tariffs
3. A businessman as leader
April 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
New rule, the presidency has a probationary. Just like any other federal worker.
April 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Ahhhh 90 days ago
April 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM