Alex George
@mralexgeo.bsky.social
Former pastor and future AA member
the richest man on the planet being this pathetic.
November 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
the richest man on the planet being this pathetic.
"Tall 1 pump soy latte for *squinting* nazi bitch"
September 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"Tall 1 pump soy latte for *squinting* nazi bitch"
Yes, I too was a maggot on Sinner's Road... until I met Jesus
September 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Yes, I too was a maggot on Sinner's Road... until I met Jesus
you cannot pet the dog in Hollow Knight: Silksong
September 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
you cannot pet the dog in Hollow Knight: Silksong
favorite Hollow Knight bosses
September 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
favorite Hollow Knight bosses
I'm denying the allegation like you said, BUT I SWEAR I DON'T!
August 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm denying the allegation like you said, BUT I SWEAR I DON'T!
what kind of god would allow this
May 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
what kind of god would allow this
you know i'm bad with money because everyday every news outlet is screaming about how bad the economy is getting and how it is only getting worse, and i'm over here heavy gulping with my mouse on the get-it-now button when i see the yetee t-shirts of the day like "look at the cute kirby cafe!"
March 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
you know i'm bad with money because everyday every news outlet is screaming about how bad the economy is getting and how it is only getting worse, and i'm over here heavy gulping with my mouse on the get-it-now button when i see the yetee t-shirts of the day like "look at the cute kirby cafe!"
you should learn to read!
February 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
you should learn to read!
i love that even the trump fans who modded him into marvel rivals were like yea, he looks like if a mound of clay had a stroke.
January 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
i love that even the trump fans who modded him into marvel rivals were like yea, he looks like if a mound of clay had a stroke.
@sfbdim.bsky.social My daughter wanted to ask you a question
November 4, 2024 at 12:54 AM
@sfbdim.bsky.social My daughter wanted to ask you a question
Why would he lie like that
June 3, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Why would he lie like that
Reading the entire Wikipedia page for world-renown groundhog Punxsutawney Phil and this shit rocks.
![Contents of a Wikipedia article titled "Punxsutawney Phil canon"
The practices and lore of Punxsutawney Phil's predictions are predicated on a light-hearted suspension of disbelief by those involved. According to the lore, there is only one Phil, and all other groundhogs are impostors.[6] It is claimed that this one groundhog has lived to make weather prognostications since 1886, sustained by drinks of "groundhog punch" or "elixir of life" administered at the annual Groundhog Picnic in the fall.[6] The lifespan of a groundhog in the wild is roughly six years.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3kqfydp6v4q66hmrczpqmukk/bafkreifh3gnhdazja3ymhq5nr54q7hn75da7jdq3ccruq5kjrsw4t2mmce@jpeg)
February 1, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Reading the entire Wikipedia page for world-renown groundhog Punxsutawney Phil and this shit rocks.
A Haiku for January 2nd
January 3, 2024 at 2:54 AM
A Haiku for January 2nd
A Poem for a New Year
January 2, 2024 at 5:37 AM
A Poem for a New Year
Very excited to announce my new original project-
Mickey Mouse: Blood and Honey
Mickey Mouse: Blood and Honey
January 1, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Very excited to announce my new original project-
Mickey Mouse: Blood and Honey
Mickey Mouse: Blood and Honey
It all makes sense now
November 13, 2023 at 1:38 AM
It all makes sense now
-Evangelicals to 5 year olds dressed like Minecraft Steve
October 31, 2023 at 7:45 PM
-Evangelicals to 5 year olds dressed like Minecraft Steve
Not looking up the etymology of rizz and assuming it comes from everyone thinking this guy is a stud.
October 23, 2023 at 9:09 PM
Not looking up the etymology of rizz and assuming it comes from everyone thinking this guy is a stud.
Me to my partner after sex-
October 21, 2023 at 1:49 PM
Me to my partner after sex-
I actually place sole blame for Hamas' acts on billionaire Bill Ackman.
October 10, 2023 at 9:31 PM
I actually place sole blame for Hamas' acts on billionaire Bill Ackman.
