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Better than Ezra Klein (1)
@mr-sshhhhh.bsky.social
I'm like Stone Cold Steve Austin
I put homophobes in coffins

I'm like Fred Astaire
I dance like I don't care

I'm like Ted deBiase
I win no matter what it costs me
#Mets people help me out... who are these bobbleheads on Keith Hernandez' bookshelf because, uh, it KIND OF looks like Trump and Pence?
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Democrats already ran on "Maskless ICE" and I don't wanna ruin how it went but...
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Meanwhile, history:
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"Of COURSE we are not going to rehabilitate Marjorie Taylor Greene. We all know that history will judge her harshly."
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I believe he was a victim of Rookie Ball pitching
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Which one is the bigger problem?
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Everybody's lying to us constantly, including our "friends," and once again I'm just not sure how we function as a society like this
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
November 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I couldn't have been the only one wondering, what font that was so I think I went and found it.
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
From the shit you can't make up department

Cuomo's lucky truck was ticketed earlier this year for obstructing a bus lane.
November 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
What do you want to bet this one gets bigger as the campaign goes on?
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
LOL WHAT???
October 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
October 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Hm.
October 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
let's check in on how her keen political insights have served her
October 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Campaigns, i'm begging you to understand that your texts get cut off in preview mode.
October 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
October 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Me, rolling my eyes at your Pollyanna bullshit.
October 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
since it's the New York Times, I'm just going to assume they started here and then filled in the rest.
October 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
October 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Color code your books and keepsakes for some delightful juxtapositions
October 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
we just can't let people of such non-descript gender into our women's bathrooms
October 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM