Mr_Roarbert
@mr-roarbert.bsky.social
Between Encino Man and Blast from the Past, it's almost enough to make you wonder if Brendan Fraser actually showed up in Hollywood confused by modern society and they just went with it.
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Between Encino Man and Blast from the Past, it's almost enough to make you wonder if Brendan Fraser actually showed up in Hollywood confused by modern society and they just went with it.
I was sitting two seats over trying to make the same joke, but all I had was an Encyclopedia Brown book I borrowed from our daughter.
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I was sitting two seats over trying to make the same joke, but all I had was an Encyclopedia Brown book I borrowed from our daughter.
I would say a one woman protest but she's enlisted an impressionable younger cousin as well.
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I would say a one woman protest but she's enlisted an impressionable younger cousin as well.
This post brought to you by his "what about the Gillikins?" takes on Wicked.
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This post brought to you by his "what about the Gillikins?" takes on Wicked.
I think it counts as "after me," if it's the name she uses for me, even if that name isn't really my name.
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I think it counts as "after me," if it's the name she uses for me, even if that name isn't really my name.
I'm imagining sitting down in a theater and watching the Pope and Nicole Kidman team up to tell me how great movies are.
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'm imagining sitting down in a theater and watching the Pope and Nicole Kidman team up to tell me how great movies are.
Ours usually gets like 12 but somehow manages to read Big Nate six times before we go back to the library
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Ours usually gets like 12 but somehow manages to read Big Nate six times before we go back to the library
The one between the good Carolina and the other one
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The one between the good Carolina and the other one
If my kid's handwriting looked like that I'd be sending letters to everybody, but I can't tell if my kid's terrible handwriting just has my standards very low.
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If my kid's handwriting looked like that I'd be sending letters to everybody, but I can't tell if my kid's terrible handwriting just has my standards very low.
Dynamite cardigan
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Dynamite cardigan
I wonder how many times I've served cat licked toast to my child.
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I wonder how many times I've served cat licked toast to my child.
Do you think she liked being called "The Squirrel"
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Do you think she liked being called "The Squirrel"
I guess Battle doesn't have a Wikipedia page, but Poirot, Colonel Race, and Ariadne Oliver are all there.
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I guess Battle doesn't have a Wikipedia page, but Poirot, Colonel Race, and Ariadne Oliver are all there.
It, in fact, has three
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It, in fact, has three
2/3 of those are from one series about a bridge club and most of the rest are just James Bond characters
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
2/3 of those are from one series about a bridge club and most of the rest are just James Bond characters