Mr_Roarbert
@mr-roarbert.bsky.social
Do you think she liked being called "The Squirrel"
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Do you think she liked being called "The Squirrel"
This is what they took from you
October 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
This is what they took from you
I'm going to assume living near DC is why I was able to grab this one
September 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I'm going to assume living near DC is why I was able to grab this one
Genuinely outstanding reply I got from my husband when I made a similar joke. (I was carpooling some kids listening to KPop Demon Hunters)
September 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Genuinely outstanding reply I got from my husband when I made a similar joke. (I was carpooling some kids listening to KPop Demon Hunters)
I don't know if my kid will turn out to be queer but if she DOES her Animal Crossing outfit choices were an early sign
(My queer spouse said I was allowed to post this)
(My queer spouse said I was allowed to post this)
June 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I don't know if my kid will turn out to be queer but if she DOES her Animal Crossing outfit choices were an early sign
(My queer spouse said I was allowed to post this)
(My queer spouse said I was allowed to post this)
My mom got him these as a Christmas present once but I think they're not official
June 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My mom got him these as a Christmas present once but I think they're not official
Someone realized I was reading instead of petting her
June 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Someone realized I was reading instead of petting her
Which way, modem man?
April 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Which way, modem man?
"His name is Fred Pots"
April 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"His name is Fred Pots"
That's uhh one way to describe "deputy general counsel" I guess
March 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
That's uhh one way to describe "deputy general counsel" I guess
That seems shockingly high for any Arby's but especially that one
March 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
That seems shockingly high for any Arby's but especially that one
A text I received from a birding friend about catbirds
March 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
A text I received from a birding friend about catbirds
They also said you can't drink beer. I went looking for beer sales statistics and now I'm distracted imagining the beer production is measured in Brazilian Butt Lifts.
It COULD be a measurement of volume.
It COULD be a measurement of volume.
February 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
They also said you can't drink beer. I went looking for beer sales statistics and now I'm distracted imagining the beer production is measured in Brazilian Butt Lifts.
It COULD be a measurement of volume.
It COULD be a measurement of volume.
Post a fictional death they devastated you
February 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Post a fictional death they devastated you
The "you refuse to help the Dutch resistance" ending from this World War II choose your own adventure style book goes Very Hard
February 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The "you refuse to help the Dutch resistance" ending from this World War II choose your own adventure style book goes Very Hard
Our daughter loves this series, which includes this fantastic book/cover
January 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Our daughter loves this series, which includes this fantastic book/cover
I think some of you might enjoy this post from a parenting forum
January 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I think some of you might enjoy this post from a parenting forum