Mr.Nibbles the friendly Komodo dragon
@mr-nibbles-friend.bsky.social
Hi! I'm Mister Nibbles your friendly neighborhood Komodo dragon!
I'm not mean, just silly. It's my job to post (and repost!) all the silly stuff people don't want on their professional accounts
I like long walks, deep conversations and belly rubs.
I'm not mean, just silly. It's my job to post (and repost!) all the silly stuff people don't want on their professional accounts
I like long walks, deep conversations and belly rubs.
Pinned
People on the internet are so nice 😊
I am a Komodo dragon though. I have no bills.
Could you please send a semi-truck full of live deer to my house instead? 😋🙏
I am a Komodo dragon though. I have no bills.
Could you please send a semi-truck full of live deer to my house instead? 😋🙏
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just a quick reminder that you can encrypt your bluesky posts by using the #encrypted hashtag #opsec #encrypted
March 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
just a quick reminder that you can encrypt your bluesky posts by using the #encrypted hashtag #opsec #encrypted
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Team Leader: Tiger One through Six are you in position
Tiger One: All are a go lead
Pete Hegseth: God go with you boys
Brent: Susan?
Tiger Two: Tango is crossing the souk. He has four bodyguards. All appear to be armed. Lots of civilians
Team Leader: wait comms are compromised
/1
Tiger One: All are a go lead
Pete Hegseth: God go with you boys
Brent: Susan?
Tiger Two: Tango is crossing the souk. He has four bodyguards. All appear to be armed. Lots of civilians
Team Leader: wait comms are compromised
/1
March 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Team Leader: Tiger One through Six are you in position
Tiger One: All are a go lead
Pete Hegseth: God go with you boys
Brent: Susan?
Tiger Two: Tango is crossing the souk. He has four bodyguards. All appear to be armed. Lots of civilians
Team Leader: wait comms are compromised
/1
Tiger One: All are a go lead
Pete Hegseth: God go with you boys
Brent: Susan?
Tiger Two: Tango is crossing the souk. He has four bodyguards. All appear to be armed. Lots of civilians
Team Leader: wait comms are compromised
/1
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*Ambushes you in your own home*
*Hands you this baby Axolotl*
*Refuses to elaborate*
*Mysteriously vanishes into the shadows without a trace*
*Hands you this baby Axolotl*
*Refuses to elaborate*
*Mysteriously vanishes into the shadows without a trace*
March 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
*Ambushes you in your own home*
*Hands you this baby Axolotl*
*Refuses to elaborate*
*Mysteriously vanishes into the shadows without a trace*
*Hands you this baby Axolotl*
*Refuses to elaborate*
*Mysteriously vanishes into the shadows without a trace*
Waiting for them to announce that the case is dismissed because Boeing has agreed to help with immigration enforcement.
March 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Waiting for them to announce that the case is dismissed because Boeing has agreed to help with immigration enforcement.
I have a great idea for those whizz kids at DOGE.
What if we mixed uranium into asphalt so that roads are self-heating? The snow would just poof away into steam as it falls
Imagine how much money the government would save on road salt and snow plows!
Elon Musk, please dm me ASAP about this idea
What if we mixed uranium into asphalt so that roads are self-heating? The snow would just poof away into steam as it falls
Imagine how much money the government would save on road salt and snow plows!
Elon Musk, please dm me ASAP about this idea
March 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I have a great idea for those whizz kids at DOGE.
What if we mixed uranium into asphalt so that roads are self-heating? The snow would just poof away into steam as it falls
Imagine how much money the government would save on road salt and snow plows!
Elon Musk, please dm me ASAP about this idea
What if we mixed uranium into asphalt so that roads are self-heating? The snow would just poof away into steam as it falls
Imagine how much money the government would save on road salt and snow plows!
Elon Musk, please dm me ASAP about this idea
I'm back! Wrestled the account back from my useless attorney. All he does is fill his briefcase with grapfuits stolen from a hotel in Las Vegas.
Ugggghhh how I fear and loathe him.
Ugggghhh how I fear and loathe him.
March 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I'm back! Wrestled the account back from my useless attorney. All he does is fill his briefcase with grapfuits stolen from a hotel in Las Vegas.
Ugggghhh how I fear and loathe him.
Ugggghhh how I fear and loathe him.
Hi I'm Mr.Nibbles' attorney taking over the account for just a sec. My client wants to stress that the proposal to privatise nuclear weapons is definitely serious and not satire.
Privatization worked great for UK's train system and my client is sure it will work great for nuclear deterence too.
Privatization worked great for UK's train system and my client is sure it will work great for nuclear deterence too.
To fellow Bluesky-ers reading these, please know that this is satire and meant as a joke. Mr Nibbles /does not/ actually advocate for dismantling of governments & handing governance to Billionaires such as Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerber.
Please read the following & laugh. Thank you. 🙏
Please read the following & laugh. Thank you. 🙏
I am strongly for getting rid of government and letting the private sector take over.
This of course includes our nukes.
Private companies should own them, trade them amongst themselves, lose them in bankruptcies, and throw golf balls at them during earnings meetings to impress investors.
This of course includes our nukes.
Private companies should own them, trade them amongst themselves, lose them in bankruptcies, and throw golf balls at them during earnings meetings to impress investors.
March 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hi I'm Mr.Nibbles' attorney taking over the account for just a sec. My client wants to stress that the proposal to privatise nuclear weapons is definitely serious and not satire.
Privatization worked great for UK's train system and my client is sure it will work great for nuclear deterence too.
Privatization worked great for UK's train system and my client is sure it will work great for nuclear deterence too.
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Sources close to Jared and Ivanka say that, privately, the couple opposes imprisoning and torturing random European tourists.
March 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Sources close to Jared and Ivanka say that, privately, the couple opposes imprisoning and torturing random European tourists.
I am strongly for getting rid of government and letting the private sector take over.
This of course includes our nukes.
Private companies should own them, trade them amongst themselves, lose them in bankruptcies, and throw golf balls at them during earnings meetings to impress investors.
This of course includes our nukes.
Private companies should own them, trade them amongst themselves, lose them in bankruptcies, and throw golf balls at them during earnings meetings to impress investors.
March 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I am strongly for getting rid of government and letting the private sector take over.
This of course includes our nukes.
Private companies should own them, trade them amongst themselves, lose them in bankruptcies, and throw golf balls at them during earnings meetings to impress investors.
This of course includes our nukes.
Private companies should own them, trade them amongst themselves, lose them in bankruptcies, and throw golf balls at them during earnings meetings to impress investors.
Prediction for 2026:
Someone will propose replacing elections with a twitter poll
Someone will propose replacing elections with a twitter poll
March 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Prediction for 2026:
Someone will propose replacing elections with a twitter poll
Someone will propose replacing elections with a twitter poll
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Over 100,000 seats are up for grabs in 2025 — governors, mayors, city councils, state representatives, judges, school boards, and more.
Taking back our power starts now.
Taking back our power starts now.
March 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Over 100,000 seats are up for grabs in 2025 — governors, mayors, city councils, state representatives, judges, school boards, and more.
Taking back our power starts now.
Taking back our power starts now.
I wonder if Trump knows about Antarctica...
Wouldn't even have to bully Denmark to get it
Wouldn't even have to bully Denmark to get it
March 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I wonder if Trump knows about Antarctica...
Wouldn't even have to bully Denmark to get it
Wouldn't even have to bully Denmark to get it
UPDATE ON MY CAPS LOCK KEY
*IT'S STILL STUCK ON
*EVEN THE GENIUSES AT THE APPLE STORE COULDN'T FIX IT
* THEY KEPT SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT SIR YOUR PHONE IS AN ANDROID
*I'M STARTING TO WONDER IF THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY GENIUSES AND ONLY HAVE NORMAL LEVELS OF INTELLIGENCE AND NO SUPERNATURAL POWERS
*IT'S STILL STUCK ON
*EVEN THE GENIUSES AT THE APPLE STORE COULDN'T FIX IT
* THEY KEPT SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT SIR YOUR PHONE IS AN ANDROID
*I'M STARTING TO WONDER IF THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY GENIUSES AND ONLY HAVE NORMAL LEVELS OF INTELLIGENCE AND NO SUPERNATURAL POWERS
March 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
UPDATE ON MY CAPS LOCK KEY
*IT'S STILL STUCK ON
*EVEN THE GENIUSES AT THE APPLE STORE COULDN'T FIX IT
* THEY KEPT SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT SIR YOUR PHONE IS AN ANDROID
*I'M STARTING TO WONDER IF THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY GENIUSES AND ONLY HAVE NORMAL LEVELS OF INTELLIGENCE AND NO SUPERNATURAL POWERS
*IT'S STILL STUCK ON
*EVEN THE GENIUSES AT THE APPLE STORE COULDN'T FIX IT
* THEY KEPT SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT SIR YOUR PHONE IS AN ANDROID
*I'M STARTING TO WONDER IF THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY GENIUSES AND ONLY HAVE NORMAL LEVELS OF INTELLIGENCE AND NO SUPERNATURAL POWERS
Mr. Musk called this morning and I'm officially the new secretary of computer stuff at the social security administration
Qualifications
- people on the internet said I should
The social security administration has too many air traffic controllers!
...or something... We'll figure it though...
Qualifications
- people on the internet said I should
The social security administration has too many air traffic controllers!
...or something... We'll figure it though...
Someone get Mr. Musk on the line, we've found the perfect person to put in charge of the computers at the Social Security Administration.
I've got an idea for how to do it!
1. Build your own computer
2. Instead of fans, jerry rig gpio cables to hair dryers and wire those babies in
3. Disable bios stuff to prevent overheating
4. Overclock
5. When all that still doesn't work spill entire beer into computer
6. Blame the libs
1. Build your own computer
2. Instead of fans, jerry rig gpio cables to hair dryers and wire those babies in
3. Disable bios stuff to prevent overheating
4. Overclock
5. When all that still doesn't work spill entire beer into computer
6. Blame the libs
March 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Mr. Musk called this morning and I'm officially the new secretary of computer stuff at the social security administration
Qualifications
- people on the internet said I should
The social security administration has too many air traffic controllers!
...or something... We'll figure it though...
Qualifications
- people on the internet said I should
The social security administration has too many air traffic controllers!
...or something... We'll figure it though...
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Why Prague? Bucharest is a more likely spot for vampires.
a black cat is wearing a red cape and fangs
ALT: a black cat is wearing a red cape and fangs
media.tenor.com
March 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Why Prague? Bucharest is a more likely spot for vampires.
Here's a fun travel tip for everyone out there planning a fun summer get away to the city of lights* #Prague
Bring a small pocket travel mirror with you.
Why??
Because that way you can look around to see who near you is a vampire.
Remember while travelling is fun, you should do it safely. 😌
Bring a small pocket travel mirror with you.
Why??
Because that way you can look around to see who near you is a vampire.
Remember while travelling is fun, you should do it safely. 😌
If you see this, post a vampire and pass it on.
March 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Here's a fun travel tip for everyone out there planning a fun summer get away to the city of lights* #Prague
Bring a small pocket travel mirror with you.
Why??
Because that way you can look around to see who near you is a vampire.
Remember while travelling is fun, you should do it safely. 😌
Bring a small pocket travel mirror with you.
Why??
Because that way you can look around to see who near you is a vampire.
Remember while travelling is fun, you should do it safely. 😌
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Trace amounts of feces are fine-- I have a strong natural immunity. #Ididmyownresearch
February 13, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Trace amounts of feces are fine-- I have a strong natural immunity. #Ididmyownresearch
🧵So I recently discovered that Canada is actually a fairly big place with a decent number of people. (Really made me question my priors. #Ididmyownresearch). I've decided that while I'm still all for admitting Canada as a state ( #MURICAAA ) it's too big to be just one state.
This is new: “A source with direct knowledge of the discussions told NBC News that Trump is heavily focused on Canada in conversations with aides, who believe he is completely serious about making the country the 51st state—even with Trudeau out of power”
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Trump's quest to conquer Canada is confusing everyone
Canadians and Republicans alike are confounded as President Donald Trump increasingly links a trade war to his push to annex America's northern neighbor.
www.nbcnews.com
March 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
🧵So I recently discovered that Canada is actually a fairly big place with a decent number of people. (Really made me question my priors. #Ididmyownresearch). I've decided that while I'm still all for admitting Canada as a state ( #MURICAAA ) it's too big to be just one state.
* THE CAPLOCK KEY ON MY KEYBOARD HAS BEEN BROKEN FOR THE LAST WEEK TOO
*I'M TAKING THE LAPTOP TO A COMPUTER REPAIR STORE NEXT WEEK SO WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
*TRANSMISSION ABOUT CANADA'S TRADE AND FOREIGN POLICY DECISIONS RECEIVED.
COPY THAT. OVER.
*I'M TAKING THE LAPTOP TO A COMPUTER REPAIR STORE NEXT WEEK SO WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
*TRANSMISSION ABOUT CANADA'S TRADE AND FOREIGN POLICY DECISIONS RECEIVED.
COPY THAT. OVER.
* CANADA FOREIGN MINISTER SAYS HAS BEEN WORKING WITH EUROPEANS TO EXCHANGE INFORMATION ON US TARIFFS
* CANADA FOREIGN MINISTER SAYS WE WILL COORDINATE TARIFF APPROACH WITH MEXICANS AS WELL
@reuters.com
* CANADA FOREIGN MINISTER SAYS WE WILL COORDINATE TARIFF APPROACH WITH MEXICANS AS WELL
@reuters.com
March 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
* THE CAPLOCK KEY ON MY KEYBOARD HAS BEEN BROKEN FOR THE LAST WEEK TOO
*I'M TAKING THE LAPTOP TO A COMPUTER REPAIR STORE NEXT WEEK SO WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
*TRANSMISSION ABOUT CANADA'S TRADE AND FOREIGN POLICY DECISIONS RECEIVED.
COPY THAT. OVER.
*I'M TAKING THE LAPTOP TO A COMPUTER REPAIR STORE NEXT WEEK SO WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
*TRANSMISSION ABOUT CANADA'S TRADE AND FOREIGN POLICY DECISIONS RECEIVED.
COPY THAT. OVER.
Who's buying all the used teslas? Republicans? Do they no longer like big trucks??
Does this mean liberals get to drive big trucks now?
To be completely honest, driving on dirt roads and "going mudding" sounds like a ton of fun and as far as I know the f150- lightning and rivian are still okay.
Does this mean liberals get to drive big trucks now?
To be completely honest, driving on dirt roads and "going mudding" sounds like a ton of fun and as far as I know the f150- lightning and rivian are still okay.
March 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Who's buying all the used teslas? Republicans? Do they no longer like big trucks??
Does this mean liberals get to drive big trucks now?
To be completely honest, driving on dirt roads and "going mudding" sounds like a ton of fun and as far as I know the f150- lightning and rivian are still okay.
Does this mean liberals get to drive big trucks now?
To be completely honest, driving on dirt roads and "going mudding" sounds like a ton of fun and as far as I know the f150- lightning and rivian are still okay.
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But is he a stable genius like Trump?
Person, man, woman, camera, TV.
Let Zelenskyy do that!!!
Person, man, woman, camera, TV.
Let Zelenskyy do that!!!
March 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
But is he a stable genius like Trump?
Person, man, woman, camera, TV.
Let Zelenskyy do that!!!
Person, man, woman, camera, TV.
Let Zelenskyy do that!!!
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at the next economic briefing, Trump returns to Sharpienomics.
March 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
at the next economic briefing, Trump returns to Sharpienomics.
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Once upon a time, in the late 1800s, people in Japan got really into breeding mice.
Coloured mice. Patterned mice. Even mice that danced.
They became known as Japanese Fancy Mice, and that caught the attention of researchers in Europe and America, who imported them for study.
2/n
Coloured mice. Patterned mice. Even mice that danced.
They became known as Japanese Fancy Mice, and that caught the attention of researchers in Europe and America, who imported them for study.
2/n
March 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Once upon a time, in the late 1800s, people in Japan got really into breeding mice.
Coloured mice. Patterned mice. Even mice that danced.
They became known as Japanese Fancy Mice, and that caught the attention of researchers in Europe and America, who imported them for study.
2/n
Coloured mice. Patterned mice. Even mice that danced.
They became known as Japanese Fancy Mice, and that caught the attention of researchers in Europe and America, who imported them for study.
2/n
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I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.