Always a favourite a Welsh sign saying "no entry for heavy goods vehicles, Residential site only" but the Welsh translation says ""I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated".

The next spring it had one single bloom, just to mess with him
But since then it's been spectacular. Here's today's view from my back door.

Owwwalways remember there's a small bin full of water that you might kick when you go to putthebin out in the dark

If he insists on the "Gulf of America" then this is the best reponse

So the bombs have finally gone off?

as long as they send De Niro rather than Hoskins to deal with it

28 years today since my mum died, here she is on her honeymoon

I may be in trouble, depending on the contestants

I find it hard to look at their measurements of womenhood and not think back to this picture

I'm sure someone will be waiting