MPM
@mpmurphy.bsky.social
Alzheimer’s disease researcher, educator, science writer, cat lover, and guinea pig superfan
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"Get in!"
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"Get in!"
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
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Tiny criminal, photographed this morning.
She jumped in the plant and promptly got digging zoomies.
She jumped in the plant and promptly got digging zoomies.
October 22, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Tiny criminal, photographed this morning.
She jumped in the plant and promptly got digging zoomies.
She jumped in the plant and promptly got digging zoomies.
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This video has lived rent free in my head for over a decade 😂 a forever fave
October 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This video has lived rent free in my head for over a decade 😂 a forever fave
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I found a 19th century Cat Villain!
October 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I found a 19th century Cat Villain!
Strider exercising his super power: inhaling celery 🤣 #GuineaPigs
September 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Strider exercising his super power: inhaling celery 🤣 #GuineaPigs
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September 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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From my former graduate student, Alex Helman, in this week’s issue of Science.
Unburden American science
Science is one of the greatest engines of health, prosperity, and security across the world. Yet, in the United States, the enterprise is now under tremendous stress from an array of pressures, includ...
www.science.org
September 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
From my former graduate student, Alex Helman, in this week’s issue of Science.
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Thank god AI has finally solved the problem of there not being enough podcasts
September 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Thank god AI has finally solved the problem of there not being enough podcasts
Min meeting Ciego (aka Mini-Min) for the first time. #GuineaPigs
August 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Min meeting Ciego (aka Mini-Min) for the first time. #GuineaPigs
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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M. Paul Murphy has been honored as a 2025-26 University Research Professor.
@mpmurphy.bsky.social has focused his recent research on how sleep and metabolism affect Alzheimer's disease, and how aging and poor sleep may be harmful to women.
Learn more: research.uky.edu/news/m-paul-...
@mpmurphy.bsky.social has focused his recent research on how sleep and metabolism affect Alzheimer's disease, and how aging and poor sleep may be harmful to women.
Learn more: research.uky.edu/news/m-paul-...
M. Paul Murphy: 2025-26 University Research Professor Q&A | UK Research
M. Paul Murphy, professor in the Department of Molecular and Cellular Biochemistry in the UK College of Medicine, has been honored as a 2025-26 University Research Professor.
research.uky.edu
July 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
M. Paul Murphy has been honored as a 2025-26 University Research Professor.
@mpmurphy.bsky.social has focused his recent research on how sleep and metabolism affect Alzheimer's disease, and how aging and poor sleep may be harmful to women.
Learn more: research.uky.edu/news/m-paul-...
@mpmurphy.bsky.social has focused his recent research on how sleep and metabolism affect Alzheimer's disease, and how aging and poor sleep may be harmful to women.
Learn more: research.uky.edu/news/m-paul-...
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ANY CAT OWNER: this cat is enjoying being petted and would never bite me. (five seconds later) by talos this can't be happening
July 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
ANY CAT OWNER: this cat is enjoying being petted and would never bite me. (five seconds later) by talos this can't be happening
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There’s not one rule that says you can’t use kittens
July 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
There’s not one rule that says you can’t use kittens
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I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman
July 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman
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Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.
June 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.
Some #GuineaPig ASMR from Min and Strider 😊
June 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Some #GuineaPig ASMR from Min and Strider 😊
Rivet looking scared that the giant #GuineaPig is about to eat him.
June 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Rivet looking scared that the giant #GuineaPig is about to eat him.
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there is not a single fast-casual chain bread that surpasses the cheddar bay biscuit. the cheddar bay biscuit is one of the greatest foodstuffs this country has ever produced. if you went back in time and gave a cheddar bay biscuit to george washington, the intensity of flavor would kill him
Bread is always good…. I don’t know what Cheesecake Factory does to that brown bread but it’s always good
Texas Roadhouse sprinkle something in those rolls cause I never had a bad tasting one
Outback brown bread be hitting too
If it’s one thing Olive Garden does good is them breadsticks
Texas Roadhouse sprinkle something in those rolls cause I never had a bad tasting one
Outback brown bread be hitting too
If it’s one thing Olive Garden does good is them breadsticks
June 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
there is not a single fast-casual chain bread that surpasses the cheddar bay biscuit. the cheddar bay biscuit is one of the greatest foodstuffs this country has ever produced. if you went back in time and gave a cheddar bay biscuit to george washington, the intensity of flavor would kill him
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i've never gotten into short form video or chatgpt and im so hyped to eventually be one of the last remaining people with attention span and analytical skills, i think it's really going to increase my value to enterprising warlords during the water wars
June 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
i've never gotten into short form video or chatgpt and im so hyped to eventually be one of the last remaining people with attention span and analytical skills, i think it's really going to increase my value to enterprising warlords during the water wars
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