Seamonster 👊 🇨🇦 🔥 🐸
@mpls-seamonster.bsky.social
Minneapolis resident for 25 years.
Artist at heart. Gen X father to two Gen Z. Dog lover, concert goer, snuggie modeler. I've never done stand-up comedy, but I keep threatening to try it.
Artist at heart. Gen X father to two Gen Z. Dog lover, concert goer, snuggie modeler. I've never done stand-up comedy, but I keep threatening to try it.
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How can you negotiate with Republicans in Congress to fund the government when as soon as you reach an agreement you know that Trump’s OMB director will just withhold the funds?
October 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
How can you negotiate with Republicans in Congress to fund the government when as soon as you reach an agreement you know that Trump’s OMB director will just withhold the funds?
This. This whole thread is worth considering. And to pull a page from the GOP playbook, if the opportunity comes to pass, do all of these rapid-fire in an overwhelming deluge. Every day something new. There's enough material to last for years.
I don't like this new rule. I much preferred a presidency subject to checks and balances. But thanks to Trump and the Supreme Court, we don't have that anymore. And Democrats aren't going to get it back by acting like the adults in the room. They'll only wind up ceding more power to the arsonists.
September 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This. This whole thread is worth considering. And to pull a page from the GOP playbook, if the opportunity comes to pass, do all of these rapid-fire in an overwhelming deluge. Every day something new. There's enough material to last for years.
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🇺🇸 AMERICA: We need a ton of guns
to protect US from a ton of guns.
🌏 WORLD:
🇺🇸 AMERICA: We do.
🌏 WORLD: It’s the same ton.
to protect US from a ton of guns.
🌏 WORLD:
🇺🇸 AMERICA: We do.
🌏 WORLD: It’s the same ton.
August 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
🇺🇸 AMERICA: We need a ton of guns
to protect US from a ton of guns.
🌏 WORLD:
🇺🇸 AMERICA: We do.
🌏 WORLD: It’s the same ton.
to protect US from a ton of guns.
🌏 WORLD:
🇺🇸 AMERICA: We do.
🌏 WORLD: It’s the same ton.
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The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it.
ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.
Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.
(c/o Caroline Codsi)
ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.
Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.
(c/o Caroline Codsi)
August 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it.
ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.
Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.
(c/o Caroline Codsi)
ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.
Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.
(c/o Caroline Codsi)
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August 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.
August 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
DC statehood is now an imperative. No more dicking around. Next Dem majority, get it done immediately.
Satire...pretty sure.
President Signs Executive Order That All Teens Are 18 Yrs Old.
July 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Satire...pretty sure.
My old band, Bawdy Doodle Pubic Hair, has gotten a HUGE boost in online traffic recently - love the support!
(The surge is an enigma to me...)
(The surge is an enigma to me...)
July 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
My old band, Bawdy Doodle Pubic Hair, has gotten a HUGE boost in online traffic recently - love the support!
(The surge is an enigma to me...)
(The surge is an enigma to me...)
This is awful, accurate, and every MAGA supporter should know about it. Want to know why the Epstein files have been suppressed? I'll give you one guess.
Reposting this and a few other things for no particular reason today. Maybe I’ll do it tomorrow and the next day, too.
July 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This is awful, accurate, and every MAGA supporter should know about it. Want to know why the Epstein files have been suppressed? I'll give you one guess.
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"What is important is not the length of life, but the depth of life: not to make life longer, but to take your soul out of time, as every sublime act does."
~ Leo Tolstoy
On a Summer’s Evening (1888)
🎨 Iosif Krachkovsky
~ Leo Tolstoy
On a Summer’s Evening (1888)
🎨 Iosif Krachkovsky
July 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"What is important is not the length of life, but the depth of life: not to make life longer, but to take your soul out of time, as every sublime act does."
~ Leo Tolstoy
On a Summer’s Evening (1888)
🎨 Iosif Krachkovsky
~ Leo Tolstoy
On a Summer’s Evening (1888)
🎨 Iosif Krachkovsky
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This is from 2019, but everything old is new again, we guess... ugh, oof, sigh. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bef...
Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
Oh, great. Here we go again. Somewhere, something happened, and some people are getting riled up. So a couple of congressional representatives visi...
www.mcsweeneys.net
July 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This is from 2019, but everything old is new again, we guess... ugh, oof, sigh. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bef...
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There’s something SERIOUSLY WRONG with a political system like this.
July 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
There’s something SERIOUSLY WRONG with a political system like this.
One benefit to watching Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest is the hour long respite from prescription medication advertising.
You will see ads for Bush's baked beans, however.
You will see ads for Bush's baked beans, however.
July 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
One benefit to watching Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest is the hour long respite from prescription medication advertising.
You will see ads for Bush's baked beans, however.
You will see ads for Bush's baked beans, however.
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This has always been the GOP's strategy:
1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves.
2) Explode deficits
3) Use the debt as an excuse to demand cuts to vital programs that help millions.
4) Repeat.
1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves.
2) Explode deficits
3) Use the debt as an excuse to demand cuts to vital programs that help millions.
4) Repeat.
June 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This has always been the GOP's strategy:
1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves.
2) Explode deficits
3) Use the debt as an excuse to demand cuts to vital programs that help millions.
4) Repeat.
1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves.
2) Explode deficits
3) Use the debt as an excuse to demand cuts to vital programs that help millions.
4) Repeat.
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MN50501 is fundraising and we only have until Friday to reach our goal. If you'd like to help fund future demonstrations like No Kings Day, pick up your laser loon shirt or other merch here: mn50501-org-merch.itemorder.com/shop/product...
June 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
MN50501 is fundraising and we only have until Friday to reach our goal. If you'd like to help fund future demonstrations like No Kings Day, pick up your laser loon shirt or other merch here: mn50501-org-merch.itemorder.com/shop/product...
No, we don't.
Exhibit A: nation leading voter turnout.
Exhibit B: see below.
Exhibit A: nation leading voter turnout.
Exhibit B: see below.
June 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
No, we don't.
Exhibit A: nation leading voter turnout.
Exhibit B: see below.
Exhibit A: nation leading voter turnout.
Exhibit B: see below.
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Need a pick me up? Watch Jesse Diggins ski for gold. youtu.be/i4vnXCTU6C0?...
Best Call of 2018 Olympics, Jessie Diggins wins gold with incredible comeback on the klabo bakken!
YouTube video by C N
youtu.be
June 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Need a pick me up? Watch Jesse Diggins ski for gold. youtu.be/i4vnXCTU6C0?...
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The Big Fucked Up Bill, is NOT a spending bill.
It’s a government restructuring bill, that consolidates power in the executive, defunds critical services to the point of absurdity, removes the power of our courts to enforce the law and dramatically curtails voting rights.
It’s Project 2025
It’s a government restructuring bill, that consolidates power in the executive, defunds critical services to the point of absurdity, removes the power of our courts to enforce the law and dramatically curtails voting rights.
It’s Project 2025
June 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The Big Fucked Up Bill, is NOT a spending bill.
It’s a government restructuring bill, that consolidates power in the executive, defunds critical services to the point of absurdity, removes the power of our courts to enforce the law and dramatically curtails voting rights.
It’s Project 2025
It’s a government restructuring bill, that consolidates power in the executive, defunds critical services to the point of absurdity, removes the power of our courts to enforce the law and dramatically curtails voting rights.
It’s Project 2025
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Me watching the Wolves light up OKC.
a man in a plaid jacket and tie is sitting in a chair and says again .
ALT: a man in a plaid jacket and tie is sitting in a chair and says again .
media.tenor.com
May 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Me watching the Wolves light up OKC.
This timeline sucks.
May 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This timeline sucks.
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Carl Sagan on sensible military spending and climate change.
May 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Carl Sagan on sensible military spending and climate change.