Why is he so uncanny?

Da- Dancing is forbidden
Da- Da- Da- Dancing is forbidden

Tux would never!

speedruns never cease to amaze me

I’m always like “how can you say minorities are destroying the country” until this post made me realize that they’re right for the wrong reasons.

Lmao some (presumably alt-right person) told me that “the left already forgot about the files” and they say we’re in an echochamber. I have to be neighbors with some of these people (live in a red state)

“What? Me? A fascist? Heavens no! *mutters under breath* also fuck antifascism for no particular reason”

OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!!

I misread this post as ”there’s 340 people in the us” lmao

Aren’t they literally just projecting?

#zohranmamdaniisliterallythesecondcomingofchrist

Oh my GOD! I’m so FUCKING pissed at all these RADICAL LEFTISTS thinking that they can just let people have rights! HOW ARE THEY GETTING AWAY WITH THIS! Unlike those GODDAMN poor people, I actually DESERVE rights because MY net worth is above $1,000,000!

-The Right

Linux is a magic experience. Just when you start contemplating suicide, it works its magic and suddenly, you feel as if you’re in a utopia.

MAGA: make….. amerrrucuhhh.. greta..gen

I’m such a dumbass. How did I literally not see that part. You’re right.