Is there more of a universal parenting phrase than "Sit on your bum, please."?

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@mowshreads.bsky.social

Those who say lasagna is hard to screw up have never been treated to one laced with liberal amounts of celery salt.

A glow up doesn't change your ideology from extreme to moderate.

I will be defending my Hot Topic Recent In Store Customer Experience Survey sometime in the near future.

Stay tuned for graduation info.

I'm really hoping the Hair Gods burned Henry Thomas's pony tail when he wrapped. If not, I swear, it'll get it's own show.

#FallOfTheHouseOfUsher

Garfield aficionados: I get it. We were spoiled by Lorenzo Music.

But they hired Chris Pratt to sound like Chris Pratt. So, don't hate on him.

Instead, maybe show your love and affection for the hiring of people like Tress MacNeille or Eric Bauza. Fans matter, help get them hired!

#Garfield #VO

Memes are just digital versions of what Gen X used to slap on posters or bumper stickers.

I don't have an enemies list, but I do have an email folder titled Egregious.

The thing about historic salary increases for workers is that, if they'd been raised appropriately over time they way they should have been, they wouldn't be historic.

Bunny Bunny

Matthew Perry was utterly human. Fallible, relatable, and possessing the heightened self awareness all brilliant comedians do, that he could also be utterly powerless to follow.

He fell, over and over. He never stayed down. He strove to help others.

TY xo

#RIPMathewPerry

What I currently find most distressing about aging is losing my sense of where commas belong.