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movebert
@mover.bsky.social
dopingly swag gangster doing dope shit on the daily
I wonder if any ppl are mad on this app from the election results
November 6, 2024 at 1:12 PM
h1z1 is legitimately one of the funniest games of all time because what do you mean this just happened
November 3, 2024 at 10:27 PM
i miss h1z1 so much man everytime i play another fps game i feel like im cheating on my girlfriend
November 3, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Reposted by movebert
November 2, 2024 at 1:15 AM
this app needs a drafts feature so i can keep my shittiest posts even shittier
October 31, 2024 at 5:31 PM
this is harder to get into than getting into a T20 college
October 30, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Reposted by movebert
jacking off is unrealistic
October 30, 2024 at 12:29 AM
okean elzy is proof music still exists
October 30, 2024 at 12:21 AM
gotta be one of the worst articles I've read ever
October 29, 2024 at 4:18 PM
I've been applying to discord clans like they're high paying alphabet company software engineer jobs
October 29, 2024 at 12:55 AM
going on grailled and waiting to buy the most exquisite pair of slightly shitten pants for 400 quid
October 28, 2024 at 3:49 PM
promo for anyone to follow me if you do this:

-drinking and driving
-eating chicken nuggets in the shower listening to burial
-fishing while naked at 2 am
-punch holes in walls
-sleep for 14 hours
-eat mash and beans
-piss really hard

#promosky #promo #moots
October 27, 2024 at 4:36 AM
conditioning my male pattern baldness so in 50 years it looks like this on my head
October 26, 2024 at 7:36 PM
i am the worst version of myself on here and if you imagine me as a big buff grizzly bear it actually makes more sense
Online, as in the real world, remember that you are not responsible for the fantasy versions of you that people have inside their heads. Also, by and large, you can't do much about the fantasy versions of you that people have inside their heads. Be the best version of yourself for yourself, first.
October 26, 2024 at 7:30 PM
if you call me gay i'll put you in the gay chamber and you will be gay for the rest of your life, this is your warning and it'll happen everytime
October 26, 2024 at 7:28 PM
my Chinese Microsoft intellimouse 1.1a clone came, holy fuck dude
October 26, 2024 at 1:48 PM
after several real life experiments, I conclude that I fish better while being naked
October 25, 2024 at 5:34 PM
webfisher extrordinare
October 25, 2024 at 3:11 AM
webfishing summed up by the mover himself:
October 25, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Games need a feature where if you come back after 6 months of not playing they just jerk you off and make you blow loads
October 24, 2024 at 7:25 PM
exactly what I needed thanks aliexpress
October 24, 2024 at 5:57 PM
this is the most relevant issue in the modern school system
October 24, 2024 at 3:39 AM
my charisma towards both men and women involve using emojis such as "💎", "🫃", and "👅" in different hypnotic patterns
October 23, 2024 at 3:14 PM
esoteric shit poster that uses 4th dimension capabilities to go back in time and fart post
October 23, 2024 at 2:52 AM