Sponge
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Anime trash • Film + books also • 30s • 🏳️🌈 • NSFW 🔞 • DE 🪩 , Umineko 🦋 • Until we resurrect Livejournal, I am here
I was p sure it would go this way (SCOTUS has limited time per year to hear cases, and cons nowadays have many bigger priorities than overturning gay marriage) but I'm relieved to be proven right
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I was p sure it would go this way (SCOTUS has limited time per year to hear cases, and cons nowadays have many bigger priorities than overturning gay marriage) but I'm relieved to be proven right
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every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
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Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
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the 2028 democratic party is going to be 50% DSA and 50% CIA at this rate
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
the 2028 democratic party is going to be 50% DSA and 50% CIA at this rate
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Hard to think of anything in media that regularly brings me as much pure joy anymore as the headline in The New York Times' Trilobites section.
November 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Hard to think of anything in media that regularly brings me as much pure joy anymore as the headline in The New York Times' Trilobites section.
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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Monte Dolack, After Hours, 1987
September 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Monte Dolack, After Hours, 1987
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figured others here would enjoy this
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
figured others here would enjoy this
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
These are extremely normal retail work requirements, so it's funny that it's being reported as if it's news, and also funny that Target corporate offices had to actually write them down as official policy, with numbers and everything
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
These are extremely normal retail work requirements, so it's funny that it's being reported as if it's news, and also funny that Target corporate offices had to actually write them down as official policy, with numbers and everything
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I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
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Sean Charles Dunn’s moment of culinary resistance — he wouldn't be subservient, one could say — has become a symbol of D.C.’s refusal to accept the federal occupation quietly.
Earlier today, D.C.'s own "sandwich guy" was found not guilty of the charges against him.
Earlier today, D.C.'s own "sandwich guy" was found not guilty of the charges against him.
How a thrown sandwich became a symbol of D.C.’s resistance
In an already surreal moment, Washingtonians have embraced bread puns, sandwich flags, and sub-themed street art as a form of protest.
51st.news
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Sean Charles Dunn’s moment of culinary resistance — he wouldn't be subservient, one could say — has become a symbol of D.C.’s refusal to accept the federal occupation quietly.
Earlier today, D.C.'s own "sandwich guy" was found not guilty of the charges against him.
Earlier today, D.C.'s own "sandwich guy" was found not guilty of the charges against him.
Saw the Decemberists in concert w/Oregon Symphony and 2 young dudes sitting next to me were discussing Gankutsuou the anime 👀 just Portland things
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Saw the Decemberists in concert w/Oregon Symphony and 2 young dudes sitting next to me were discussing Gankutsuou the anime 👀 just Portland things
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
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[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
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Someone asked if my pfp was from Paranoia Agent and it is! I drew Maromi a long long time ago and never posted it here so:
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Someone asked if my pfp was from Paranoia Agent and it is! I drew Maromi a long long time ago and never posted it here so:
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your honor, it was a bit
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
your honor, it was a bit
Hell yeah 🍾
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Hell yeah 🍾
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
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a girl said white guys need to get off the podcasts and back into emo bands and i agree
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
a girl said white guys need to get off the podcasts and back into emo bands and i agree
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oh my god they actually did it lmao
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
oh my god they actually did it lmao
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liquid metals in your blood
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
liquid metals in your blood
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the ruler of Rokkenjima's night
February 6, 2024 at 4:47 PM
the ruler of Rokkenjima's night