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pro yapper. Florida escapee turned northerner. opinions (usually) mine. strictly non-legal burner.
I think what blew me is that he didn’t even really make amends. No, “hey, I feel terrible about destroying your business so I bought back the storefront for your mother owned for 42 years because I am rich.” Nothing. I would seethe.
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
You’ve Got Mail, a summary:

Self-aggrandizing publishing billionaire puts local bookstore owner out of business while actively misleading her about his identity as her online pen pal and provoking her to nearly completely abandon her own principles and accept his 11th hour “oops, my bad”.
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Don’t give me no bad news 😩
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Current mood in Florida while snow is dumping on everyone up North:
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My lower back needs ice just reading that post
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Like, she isn’t bothering anyone (maybe people she captures unawares in the background?), but I get secondhand embarrassment so easily. Girl, this is a Wendy’s!
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
And that’s just the tall and short of it 😂😭
A rapper with no teeth can tell me nothing
That rapper wants kids to learn financial literacy and how to start a business, but he thinks they don't need to learn how to read? Mmk.
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’m a little annoyed they don’t offer the tub anymore, but I am the person who will cut the tube open so I can use every last bit of the product 😭
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM