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@mouthyattorney.bsky.social
pro yapper. Florida escapee turned northerner. opinions (usually) mine. strictly non-legal burner.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Current mood in Florida while snow is dumping on everyone up North:
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Current mood in Florida while snow is dumping on everyone up North:
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
So, I did a thing 🙂↕️☺️
November 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
So, I did a thing 🙂↕️☺️
Absolutely wild experience. 0/10 do not recommend.
October 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Absolutely wild experience. 0/10 do not recommend.
Everyone wants NYTimes for their games, but I’m here to tell you NYT Cooking is the sleeper app 😮💨
September 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Everyone wants NYTimes for their games, but I’m here to tell you NYT Cooking is the sleeper app 😮💨
For #faithsky, highly recommend:
(Even if you aren’t a Christian and are just curious about reading theological texts, a lot of great context for Bible passages here)
(Even if you aren’t a Christian and are just curious about reading theological texts, a lot of great context for Bible passages here)
September 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
For #faithsky, highly recommend:
(Even if you aren’t a Christian and are just curious about reading theological texts, a lot of great context for Bible passages here)
(Even if you aren’t a Christian and are just curious about reading theological texts, a lot of great context for Bible passages here)
A good anklet will set the shoe off. Jennifer Le’s built-in additions to her Panthera heels are my absolute fave.
September 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
A good anklet will set the shoe off. Jennifer Le’s built-in additions to her Panthera heels are my absolute fave.
If you see this post, do it 😌
Pronouns: she/her
Height: 5’4
Shoe: 7.5/38
Zodiac: ♌️
Smoke: 🍃💨
Tattoos: 2
Piercings: formerly 5, currently 2
Fav Drink: coffee ☕️
#blacksky
Pronouns: she/her
Height: 5’4
Shoe: 7.5/38
Zodiac: ♌️
Smoke: 🍃💨
Tattoos: 2
Piercings: formerly 5, currently 2
Fav Drink: coffee ☕️
#blacksky
September 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If you see this post, do it 😌
Pronouns: she/her
Height: 5’4
Shoe: 7.5/38
Zodiac: ♌️
Smoke: 🍃💨
Tattoos: 2
Piercings: formerly 5, currently 2
Fav Drink: coffee ☕️
#blacksky
Pronouns: she/her
Height: 5’4
Shoe: 7.5/38
Zodiac: ♌️
Smoke: 🍃💨
Tattoos: 2
Piercings: formerly 5, currently 2
Fav Drink: coffee ☕️
#blacksky
One of my consumer protection practice alerts this morning 🤦🏽♀️.
It’s getting bad.
It’s getting bad.
September 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
One of my consumer protection practice alerts this morning 🤦🏽♀️.
It’s getting bad.
It’s getting bad.
I’ve already been wondering why she has had so much promo in all my apps. Goodbye, weirdo smh
September 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I’ve already been wondering why she has had so much promo in all my apps. Goodbye, weirdo smh
I need some nail inspiration 🧐
Quote with your favorite set
Quote with your favorite set
September 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I need some nail inspiration 🧐
Quote with your favorite set
Quote with your favorite set
100% unethical. And people are making fun of it! I said the same thing to a (PhD) friend!
August 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
100% unethical. And people are making fun of it! I said the same thing to a (PhD) friend!
I hate OSU, but this was fitting. First headgear, last headgear. Thank you, Coach 🥹🥲
August 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I hate OSU, but this was fitting. First headgear, last headgear. Thank you, Coach 🥹🥲
Newsom continuing to troll MAGA is so fucking funny 🤣
August 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Newsom continuing to troll MAGA is so fucking funny 🤣
This trend has me digging in the crates now, 😂
July 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This trend has me digging in the crates now, 😂
We could go rice for rice 👀
July 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
We could go rice for rice 👀
Post something you’re proud of that you cooked:
July 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Post something you’re proud of that you cooked:
Greek marinated chicken, feta, tzatziki, & pickled red onions #SandwichSky
July 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Greek marinated chicken, feta, tzatziki, & pickled red onions #SandwichSky
One thing Gen Z did right was get rid of skinny jeans. I’m comfortable in these streets 🤣. Baggy >
July 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
One thing Gen Z did right was get rid of skinny jeans. I’m comfortable in these streets 🤣. Baggy >
