Chocolate Watson
@mousybrunette.bsky.social
I feel so positive about how things are going - personally, nationally, globally - that I have gotten really into baseball.
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in any case, every single one of these people hates your freedom and would happily see you enslaved for the sake of their fantasies of domination
September 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
in any case, every single one of these people hates your freedom and would happily see you enslaved for the sake of their fantasies of domination
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“We regret to inform you—Castellanos with a long drive, deep center field—Donald John Trump has passed away. 45th and 47th president of the United States. Home run for Castellanos, Phillies are up 4 to 3.”
“It’s weird, though, right Tom?”
“Sure is.”
“It’s weird, though, right Tom?”
“Sure is.”
August 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“We regret to inform you—Castellanos with a long drive, deep center field—Donald John Trump has passed away. 45th and 47th president of the United States. Home run for Castellanos, Phillies are up 4 to 3.”
“It’s weird, though, right Tom?”
“Sure is.”
“It’s weird, though, right Tom?”
“Sure is.”
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And we’re off!
August 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
And we’re off!
@nbcsportsphiladelphia.com I can’t hear Kruk and T-Mac. I want to hear Kruk and T-Mac, please.
August 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
@nbcsportsphiladelphia.com I can’t hear Kruk and T-Mac. I want to hear Kruk and T-Mac, please.
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Hey, this Phillies team is really good. But when they want to lose a game, you cannot stop them.
August 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Hey, this Phillies team is really good. But when they want to lose a game, you cannot stop them.
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Jordan Romano now has a 8.23 ERA in 42 2/3 innings. It's the highest mark for a Phillies pitcher with 40+ IP since Reggie Grabowski's 9.23 in 1934.
August 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Jordan Romano now has a 8.23 ERA in 42 2/3 innings. It's the highest mark for a Phillies pitcher with 40+ IP since Reggie Grabowski's 9.23 in 1934.
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We used to be a proper country
August 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
We used to be a proper country
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“When did you go to the Franklin Institute?”
What’s today?
“Monday.”
Yesterday.
What’s today?
“Monday.”
Yesterday.
August 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
“When did you go to the Franklin Institute?”
What’s today?
“Monday.”
Yesterday.
What’s today?
“Monday.”
Yesterday.
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Kruk: you know what I found out at the Franklin Institute?
TMac: you went to the Franklin Institute?
Kruk: I did. If someone is attacking you, 25 lbs of pressure and you can rip their ear off
TMac: …
Kruk: same amount of pressure to open a pickle jar
TMac: you went to the Franklin Institute?
Kruk: I did. If someone is attacking you, 25 lbs of pressure and you can rip their ear off
TMac: …
Kruk: same amount of pressure to open a pickle jar
August 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Kruk: you know what I found out at the Franklin Institute?
TMac: you went to the Franklin Institute?
Kruk: I did. If someone is attacking you, 25 lbs of pressure and you can rip their ear off
TMac: …
Kruk: same amount of pressure to open a pickle jar
TMac: you went to the Franklin Institute?
Kruk: I did. If someone is attacking you, 25 lbs of pressure and you can rip their ear off
TMac: …
Kruk: same amount of pressure to open a pickle jar
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We need to teach people the difference between being uncomfortable and being unsafe. Because the discomfort of the safest people is endangering the most vulnerable, all day every day.
July 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
We need to teach people the difference between being uncomfortable and being unsafe. Because the discomfort of the safest people is endangering the most vulnerable, all day every day.
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Probably not a coincidence Bryce Harper started smoking the baseball as soon as he told Rob Manfred to fuck off. Other people should try it and see if they experience similar results. Baseball players, mail carriers, school teachers, everybody.
July 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Probably not a coincidence Bryce Harper started smoking the baseball as soon as he told Rob Manfred to fuck off. Other people should try it and see if they experience similar results. Baseball players, mail carriers, school teachers, everybody.
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This may turn out to be really bad. By removing all members of USPSTF, he can place whoever he wants without congressional oversight and they can take away health insurance coverage for preventive screenings, HIV testing, etc.
www.wsj.com/health/healt...
www.wsj.com/health/healt...
Exclusive | RFK Jr. to Oust Advisory Panel on Cancer Screenings, HIV Prevention Drugs
The task force determines which preventive services insurers must cover at no cost to patients.
www.wsj.com
July 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This may turn out to be really bad. By removing all members of USPSTF, he can place whoever he wants without congressional oversight and they can take away health insurance coverage for preventive screenings, HIV testing, etc.
www.wsj.com/health/healt...
www.wsj.com/health/healt...
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me every time I pitch a story
July 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
me every time I pitch a story
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We’re only in this mess because we neglected to properly punish the Confederacy
July 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
We’re only in this mess because we neglected to properly punish the Confederacy
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the best thing about needlessly tormenting hardworking immigrant families is how much all the pain and suffering has tangibly improved the lives of American citizens
we're all so happy and taken care of now!
we're all so happy and taken care of now!
July 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
the best thing about needlessly tormenting hardworking immigrant families is how much all the pain and suffering has tangibly improved the lives of American citizens
we're all so happy and taken care of now!
we're all so happy and taken care of now!
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Trump take burger
Grilling this July 4th? That burger is going to cost you more.
Your July 4th Burgers Cost More Than Ever as Beef Prices Hit Record
Americans hosting cookouts this week will have to pay more than ever to buy ground beef for hamburger patties due to multiple issues that continue to disrupt a historically low cattle supply, according to a survey published by the American Farm Bureau Federation.
on.wsj.com
June 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Trump take burger
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“this sick son of a bitch wants to invest in housing, transit, and childcare!!!!!!!” lmao oh no
June 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
“this sick son of a bitch wants to invest in housing, transit, and childcare!!!!!!!” lmao oh no
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Roughly half of the people on Medicaid are literally children.
Roger Marshall: "When they talk about people not being on Medicaid anymore, half of those people are on it because of fraud or some type of abuse of the system, the other half is because they're unwilling to work 20 hours a week."
June 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Roughly half of the people on Medicaid are literally children.
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really sums up the media’s coverage of the Trump presidency
June 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
really sums up the media’s coverage of the Trump presidency
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Ok so this is going to 100% kill people.
This is some Donner party “let’s take this shortcut we heard about in a pamphlet” ass nonsense
This is some Donner party “let’s take this shortcut we heard about in a pamphlet” ass nonsense
"AllTrails has a new generative AI feature that can be asked to 'shorten my route' or 'make this more scenic.'
But the people in charge of searching for lost hikers say the feature is going to exacerbate an issue they’ve been warning about for years: hiking apps providing false information."
But the people in charge of searching for lost hikers say the feature is going to exacerbate an issue they’ve been warning about for years: hiking apps providing false information."
AllTrails launches AI route-making tool, worrying search-and-rescue members
One of the world’s most popular hiking apps has a new generative AI feature that can be asked to "shorten my route" or "make this more scenic." But the people in charge of searching for lost hikers sa...
www.nationalobserver.com
June 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Ok so this is going to 100% kill people.
This is some Donner party “let’s take this shortcut we heard about in a pamphlet” ass nonsense
This is some Donner party “let’s take this shortcut we heard about in a pamphlet” ass nonsense
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I just have to say, as a historian of the Reconstruction-era Klan, that masked paramilitaries are very bad and masked vigilantes are even worse and there are causal links between the two and none of this is good for democracy.
Just some creepy armed Mad Max guys trying to gain entry to Dodgers Stadium.
ICE says it wasn’t them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? They’ve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.
ICE says it wasn’t them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? They’ve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.
June 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I just have to say, as a historian of the Reconstruction-era Klan, that masked paramilitaries are very bad and masked vigilantes are even worse and there are causal links between the two and none of this is good for democracy.
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The Phillies benched Nick Castellanos today in a last-ditch attempt to avoid World War III
June 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The Phillies benched Nick Castellanos today in a last-ditch attempt to avoid World War III
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no one came to a grown man's GI Joe themed birthday party and that's somehow funny to you??
June 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
no one came to a grown man's GI Joe themed birthday party and that's somehow funny to you??