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mountvapehelens.bsky.social
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@mountvapehelens.bsky.social
Only real yakuza use a controller.

Black, Furry, 30s, Trashy Reality TV lover. They/Them. 🏳️‍⚧️ Poly/Open/Who-re🤌🏽. No minors. 🐶. PNW. No RP. Heat is my favorite movie.
When I get that moto razr next year
August 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Oh im going to be so IRRITATING
August 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
🫡🫡
August 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Plies would of not survived if he had this chain now
August 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Oh it's national underwear day huh

Undies that make you big for org @sizabledanger.hyper.wang
August 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This weekend was so refreshing, I ain't never leaving Whitelanta
August 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Lets talk about the growth pill I took in 2010.......
July 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
1. I honestly don't know how it happened but I guess it's my attraction to warm soft things plus I think they're neat (anthro ones don't get me fucked up here)
2. I charge 20 an hour 3 hour minimum, send me your banking info and we can get started ❤️❤️❤️❤️
June 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
1. Sí
2. Ouì
3. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ And my favorite is butter pecan please don't cancel me
June 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
1. Tall white tees and throwback jerseys we really need to go back
2. Kitchen-Dick road, no that's the actual name
3. Amazing!! Tickets cheap as hell boy!!!!!!! (Cavs fan till the sonics come home)
June 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
1. A comedic replication of "The Creation of Adam" but with Hy
2. The ladybug is the superior beetle imo
3. Jungle, I'm mad I didn't know what it was when I was younger even tho the games I played had a lot of it
4. 🏃🏾:Chicken Piccata, 🐢: prime rib with Julienne potatoes and bacon wrapped asparagus
June 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A "small" preview
June 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I'm crying and saluting at the same time
June 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
(irl) Hmmm I think I can pull it off just like this
June 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Don't let them out of the house or they will try your clothes in 🎨 by b0ycub, timebombdogart and redic respectively
June 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
oh I am 100% getting sonic racing
June 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Who gonna come watch me perform???
June 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Oh its #FCF I see
June 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
June 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
*taps the sign*
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I was waffling on this but...
June 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
(face reveal) there bitch damn
June 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
HABBY PRUIDE
June 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
we used to be a nation
June 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Copped a PS5 (PS Quintuple)
June 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM