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Ian H
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Midwestern Librarian. Dad Joke Enthusiast. Reviewer of Movies. Baseball Nerd.
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my neck
my back
my war
you’re one of them
August 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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gotta get em while their moral compasses are still real malleable
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem just announced she's removing the age limit for ICE applicants, which allows literal teenagers to now apply. What could possibly go wrong?
August 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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"stick to menswear"
August 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Kansas stays winning. Love you Kansas
"Did you not realize what this would be, being f*cking Gestapo? Quit your job. It's gonna be like this every f*cking day you're coming...anytime you try to kidnap people, we are gonna be here!” A rapid responder yelled at fleeing ICE agents in #Kansas. www.thedailypoliticususa.com/p/americans-...
Americans Say No As Terrified ICE Agents Flee from Angry Citizens
"It's gonna be like this every f*cking day you're coming. Every day, anytime you try to kidnap people, we are gonna be here!" a rapid responder yelled at fleeing ICE agents in Kansas.
www.thedailypoliticususa.com
August 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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August 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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It’s possible for a QB to be the baddest dude in the world and also a flopping pissbaby.
January 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Hail to the King of weirdo cinema. Uncontained at all times. Always just putting whatever insane thing that was in his brain onto the screen. Single-handedly changed the way I watch movies.
Flop and Fizzle #7: MULHOLLAND DR.
www.moviejawn.com
January 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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When you accidentally buy a misery machine…
December 29, 2024 at 10:39 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 3:39 PM
When you say it’s clean out the garage day but then it turns into a pre-Golden Ticket Grandpa Joe day.
December 7, 2024 at 6:50 PM
I’ll straight up just say, “And everyone in the meeting was like shocked pikachu face gif…” welcome to the new world of language where the rules are made up and nothing matters.
Surprised Pikachu GIF
ALT: Surprised Pikachu GIF
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Sam Elliott plays his troubled father character like he’s in the Deer Hunter or something. It’s wild.
A ★★ review of Prancer (1989)
Why did they shoot this like a horror movie? It’s so hyper serious it barely feels like a Christmas movie. But it does have Abe Vigoda and Sam Elliott giving one of the most “troubled man” performance...
boxd.it
December 2, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Reminded of the time shortly after I’d completed my treatment for thyroid cancer and one of my anarchy-hippy coworkers told me to watch out for that stuff 🙄 It’s all a scam by big pharma man!
Always ask the question. Every story I’ve ever seen of someone curing their cancer using “alternative” therapies has a “also we did the normal stuff” subplot right beneath the surface.
losing my mind
December 2, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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Does that one poster who said all sports are bad because of toxic masculinity know about the tush push?
December 1, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Finishing the yearly Lord of the Rings rewatch feels a lot like the day after Christmas or the end of the World Series. Like, that was awesome. Now we gotta wait til next year. 😢
December 1, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Damn, another one. Just can’t stop delivering bangers. Another one from the college years. Top 5 college regret is panning this upon release (as a big New Porns guy) in the official KJHK review and now lives forever wherever those CDs live if they’re even around. Hopefully that one lost to history
There Are Maybe Ten or Twelve
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November 30, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Giving the universe one more spin and man, another song will listen to in its entirety anytime. Should note I’m cycling through this lifelong project playlist where I try to find 1000 never-skips. Pure war of attrition.
Danny Says - 1999 Remaster
Ramones · End of the Century (Expanded 2005 Remaster) · Song · 1980
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November 30, 2024 at 1:48 AM
And a surprisingly rock solid follow-up. Universe gifting me music from my college years, when I was at my peak for just jamming to this kind of stuff and not having to worry about anything ever.
Don't Touch My Bikini
The Halo Benders · God Don’t Make No Junk · Song · 1994
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November 30, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Got hit with this on shuffle. Remember reviewing this for KJHK and having a real moment. Still hits.
Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!!
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds · Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!! · Song · 2008
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November 30, 2024 at 1:41 AM
November 29, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Mentally I am the Haribo Gummy Bear float at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
November 28, 2024 at 7:03 PM
November 27, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Sometimes it just feels like the godhead is flowing through your fingers.
November 27, 2024 at 7:11 PM