Fire hawk 𓅣
@mountain-abyss.bsky.social
Anybody who’s taken a course you taught should get their tuition back.
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Anybody who’s taken a course you taught should get their tuition back.
That’s not true. They can shoot your dog with impunity.
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
That’s not true. They can shoot your dog with impunity.
Any weird questions about Gaza?
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Any weird questions about Gaza?
Queen Isabella seemed to think so.
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Queen Isabella seemed to think so.
Know your audience.
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Know your audience.
Somehow, it’s not antisemitism to imply all Jews are complicit in Israel’s violence.
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Somehow, it’s not antisemitism to imply all Jews are complicit in Israel’s violence.
I have long contended the song Jailbreak heavily implies a sci fi setting.
November 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I have long contended the song Jailbreak heavily implies a sci fi setting.
Not me, I’m all in on Etsy witch curses.
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Not me, I’m all in on Etsy witch curses.
It worked for Henry VIII.
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It worked for Henry VIII.
This is why I never had a childhood or a friend.
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This is why I never had a childhood or a friend.
Free the Badger.
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Free the Badger.
It should be illegal for Kennedys to fuck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It should be illegal for Kennedys to fuck.
Sex pest solidarity.
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Sex pest solidarity.
I do not respect anyone who willingly sleeps with a Kennedy.
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I do not respect anyone who willingly sleeps with a Kennedy.
Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with Christmas.
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with Christmas.
Joan Miro: Listen here you little shit.
November 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Joan Miro: Listen here you little shit.
Support for IDF violence in Gaza is clearly acceptable. So I’m confused. Whose violence am I allowed to support exactly?
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Support for IDF violence in Gaza is clearly acceptable. So I’m confused. Whose violence am I allowed to support exactly?
I can’t wait for the 2056 scandal involving Bill Clinton’s penis.
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t wait for the 2056 scandal involving Bill Clinton’s penis.
I don’t want an AI to gaslight my loved ones. I *want* an AI to keep inflicting my posts upon my enemies.
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I don’t want an AI to gaslight my loved ones. I *want* an AI to keep inflicting my posts upon my enemies.
Does the sticker provide spousal testimonial privilege or marital communications privilege?
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Does the sticker provide spousal testimonial privilege or marital communications privilege?
No thanks. I want to live with someone who can’t be compelled to testify against me in a court of law.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
No thanks. I want to live with someone who can’t be compelled to testify against me in a court of law.
Best wishes ventricular fibrillation.
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Best wishes ventricular fibrillation.