Mostly Grumpy
@mostlygrumpy.bsky.social
I’m in my 50’s. If you’re younger get a wood burner a dog and leave work at 5. You’ll thank me later.
I’d been to a filming of countdown and afterwards driving out of media city, Salford, stopped at traffic lights. There was a knock on my window and explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes (dictionary corner guest) asked me for directions to the motorway, he was lost.
Meaningless encounters with celebrities?
I’ve held a lift door open for both Zandra Rhodes and Shaw Taylor of Police 5, keep em peeled fame.
I’ve held a lift door open for both Zandra Rhodes and Shaw Taylor of Police 5, keep em peeled fame.
July 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’d been to a filming of countdown and afterwards driving out of media city, Salford, stopped at traffic lights. There was a knock on my window and explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes (dictionary corner guest) asked me for directions to the motorway, he was lost.
@gingertucci.bsky.social all the ham.
February 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
@gingertucci.bsky.social all the ham.
If I was at a thanksgiving meal I’d be all ’Well, this looks like a very nice traditional roast dinn WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ROAST POTATOES? MASH. MASH, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?’
November 28, 2024 at 3:43 PM
If I was at a thanksgiving meal I’d be all ’Well, this looks like a very nice traditional roast dinn WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ROAST POTATOES? MASH. MASH, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?’
Tonight I venture, once again, into Television’s Bradford for curried meats.
November 28, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Tonight I venture, once again, into Television’s Bradford for curried meats.
The little paper bowls you can put in your air fryer to reduce clean up are one of humankind’s greatest inventions.
You could get a silicone one and reduce waste.
You could mind your fucking business, but that seems unlikely as well.
You could get a silicone one and reduce waste.
You could mind your fucking business, but that seems unlikely as well.
November 27, 2024 at 11:55 PM
The little paper bowls you can put in your air fryer to reduce clean up are one of humankind’s greatest inventions.
You could get a silicone one and reduce waste.
You could mind your fucking business, but that seems unlikely as well.
You could get a silicone one and reduce waste.
You could mind your fucking business, but that seems unlikely as well.
Cut myself with the lid of a can of dog food. A Rod Stewart cut. A gusher. Tell Quincy MD that’s what happened if I don’t make it.
‘He seems to have fashioned a rudimentary plaster from some cotton wool and too much gorilla tape’
‘He seems to have fashioned a rudimentary plaster from some cotton wool and too much gorilla tape’
November 25, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Cut myself with the lid of a can of dog food. A Rod Stewart cut. A gusher. Tell Quincy MD that’s what happened if I don’t make it.
‘He seems to have fashioned a rudimentary plaster from some cotton wool and too much gorilla tape’
‘He seems to have fashioned a rudimentary plaster from some cotton wool and too much gorilla tape’
Got sucked into Black Friday sales with my purchases of 6 months worth of antihistamines for a fiver and some new rubber feet for my Kitchenaid. Pump the brakes, I’m out of control.
November 24, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Got sucked into Black Friday sales with my purchases of 6 months worth of antihistamines for a fiver and some new rubber feet for my Kitchenaid. Pump the brakes, I’m out of control.
Keith wanted me to get out of the way of the telly so he could watch the Dallas Cowboys pre-game analysis.
November 24, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Keith wanted me to get out of the way of the telly so he could watch the Dallas Cowboys pre-game analysis.
I’ve been saying Charlie Bingham for years. It’s Bigham.
I’ve mostly been saying ‘those Charlie Bingham meals are expensive’
I’ve mostly been saying ‘those Charlie Bingham meals are expensive’
September 21, 2023 at 10:30 PM
I’ve been saying Charlie Bingham for years. It’s Bigham.
I’ve mostly been saying ‘those Charlie Bingham meals are expensive’
I’ve mostly been saying ‘those Charlie Bingham meals are expensive’
Pleading not guilty to escaping from Wandsworth prison feels like there’s an Oceans 11 escape plan in progress.
September 21, 2023 at 9:42 PM
Pleading not guilty to escaping from Wandsworth prison feels like there’s an Oceans 11 escape plan in progress.
I’ve got 8 bins.
September 20, 2023 at 9:42 PM
I’ve got 8 bins.
Higher or lower than 7 bins?
September 20, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Higher or lower than 7 bins?
@kathyburke.bsky.social Welcome! Nice to see you here.
September 20, 2023 at 8:57 AM
@kathyburke.bsky.social Welcome! Nice to see you here.
How old am I?
Well, I’m scrolling through the fjallraven website thinking ‘that’s a natty jacket’.
Well, I’m scrolling through the fjallraven website thinking ‘that’s a natty jacket’.
September 20, 2023 at 8:51 AM
How old am I?
Well, I’m scrolling through the fjallraven website thinking ‘that’s a natty jacket’.
Well, I’m scrolling through the fjallraven website thinking ‘that’s a natty jacket’.
I don’t know if you pronounce it giff or jiff.
September 20, 2023 at 6:14 AM
I don’t know if you pronounce it giff or jiff.
Sky broadband appears to be down across the uk. You’ll be getting a bbc breaking news alert telling you on Thursday.
September 19, 2023 at 10:37 PM
Sky broadband appears to be down across the uk. You’ll be getting a bbc breaking news alert telling you on Thursday.
Been close to losing my temper all day with work stuff that doesn’t matter. Had to have a word with myself.
September 19, 2023 at 6:57 PM
Been close to losing my temper all day with work stuff that doesn’t matter. Had to have a word with myself.
Just saw a couple, early 70’s, walking down the street, holding hands and giggling. He did a fake trip over stumble and she laughed so hard. Made me smile and also want to cry all at once. It was sweet. Lucky fuckers.
August 12, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Just saw a couple, early 70’s, walking down the street, holding hands and giggling. He did a fake trip over stumble and she laughed so hard. Made me smile and also want to cry all at once. It was sweet. Lucky fuckers.
Just had a couple of Welsh cakes with butter. Shove your scones up your arse cornwall.
July 14, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Just had a couple of Welsh cakes with butter. Shove your scones up your arse cornwall.
I’m giving a new brand of butter mint a go. So that’s proven all the women that have said I lack spontaneity wrong.
July 12, 2023 at 8:15 PM
I’m giving a new brand of butter mint a go. So that’s proven all the women that have said I lack spontaneity wrong.
