Moss Cryptid
@mosscryptid.bsky.social
Level 32, artist, costuming enthusiast, tarot reader, lover of spirituality and the occult, desperately hoping to help save the world
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People be like "the Mandela Effect is only a thing because people remember things wrong and won't admit it"
I'm willing to admit that I don't remember what I ate for breakfast yesterday but I remember the Fruit of the Loom logo having a goddamned cornucopia on it because I was PAYING ATTENTION.
I'm willing to admit that I don't remember what I ate for breakfast yesterday but I remember the Fruit of the Loom logo having a goddamned cornucopia on it because I was PAYING ATTENTION.
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
People be like "the Mandela Effect is only a thing because people remember things wrong and won't admit it"
I'm willing to admit that I don't remember what I ate for breakfast yesterday but I remember the Fruit of the Loom logo having a goddamned cornucopia on it because I was PAYING ATTENTION.
I'm willing to admit that I don't remember what I ate for breakfast yesterday but I remember the Fruit of the Loom logo having a goddamned cornucopia on it because I was PAYING ATTENTION.
Sorry to all of the people who've tried making friends with me and gotten ghosted, unfortunately the problem is that I have the kind of autism where you have a random daily word limit and mine has been really low for a really long time.
If it's any consolation, I feel super bad about it 💔
If it's any consolation, I feel super bad about it 💔
November 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Sorry to all of the people who've tried making friends with me and gotten ghosted, unfortunately the problem is that I have the kind of autism where you have a random daily word limit and mine has been really low for a really long time.
If it's any consolation, I feel super bad about it 💔
If it's any consolation, I feel super bad about it 💔
GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY CAGE RN @nintendousa.bsky.social I've been hoping for an animal crossing update, I'm SO EXCITED AND IT'S FOR BOTH SWITCHES 🥹♥️ I guess wishing on all of those stars paid off after all.
October 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY CAGE RN @nintendousa.bsky.social I've been hoping for an animal crossing update, I'm SO EXCITED AND IT'S FOR BOTH SWITCHES 🥹♥️ I guess wishing on all of those stars paid off after all.
Hear me out for a second... What if Tears of the Kingdom but ✨Animal Crossing✨
Huge open world, tons of exploring and resource gathering, fun little puzzles to solve and goodies to discover, but it's all Animal Crossing themed. And I would also like to get to be an animal villager plz
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Huge open world, tons of exploring and resource gathering, fun little puzzles to solve and goodies to discover, but it's all Animal Crossing themed. And I would also like to get to be an animal villager plz
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October 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Hear me out for a second... What if Tears of the Kingdom but ✨Animal Crossing✨
Huge open world, tons of exploring and resource gathering, fun little puzzles to solve and goodies to discover, but it's all Animal Crossing themed. And I would also like to get to be an animal villager plz
👉👈
Huge open world, tons of exploring and resource gathering, fun little puzzles to solve and goodies to discover, but it's all Animal Crossing themed. And I would also like to get to be an animal villager plz
👉👈
$20 and I'll send this directly to my mom because she apparently still believes that trans people are the bad guys and "(our) behavior isn't going to be tolerated anymore"
September 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
$20 and I'll send this directly to my mom because she apparently still believes that trans people are the bad guys and "(our) behavior isn't going to be tolerated anymore"
The problem is that I have so many super cool and fun music video ideas but most of them require one person to be recording and one person to be the subject and unfortunately I can't do both at the same time.
That and the fact that music copyright exists and tiktok never has the part I want.
That and the fact that music copyright exists and tiktok never has the part I want.
August 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The problem is that I have so many super cool and fun music video ideas but most of them require one person to be recording and one person to be the subject and unfortunately I can't do both at the same time.
That and the fact that music copyright exists and tiktok never has the part I want.
That and the fact that music copyright exists and tiktok never has the part I want.
Lowkey feeling a little sparkly inside at the "where'd you go??" comments I've gotten on my tiktok recently
I always used to wonder how people like Corpse can just be super famous and then pretty much dip. Turns out it's just fatigue and overwhelm mixed with introvert/autistic burnout lol
I always used to wonder how people like Corpse can just be super famous and then pretty much dip. Turns out it's just fatigue and overwhelm mixed with introvert/autistic burnout lol
August 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Lowkey feeling a little sparkly inside at the "where'd you go??" comments I've gotten on my tiktok recently
I always used to wonder how people like Corpse can just be super famous and then pretty much dip. Turns out it's just fatigue and overwhelm mixed with introvert/autistic burnout lol
I always used to wonder how people like Corpse can just be super famous and then pretty much dip. Turns out it's just fatigue and overwhelm mixed with introvert/autistic burnout lol
The rollercoaster of emotions that consume me when I go back and watch my own tiktok videos late at night like bruh why do I do this to myself?
August 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
The rollercoaster of emotions that consume me when I go back and watch my own tiktok videos late at night like bruh why do I do this to myself?
Finding out that not everyone FEELS music when they listen to it is wild because like.... What do you mean you've never had every single hair on your body stand on end and make your soul feel like it's transcending space and time when you hear a good song??
July 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Finding out that not everyone FEELS music when they listen to it is wild because like.... What do you mean you've never had every single hair on your body stand on end and make your soul feel like it's transcending space and time when you hear a good song??
Happy 4 year anniversary of me ruining the "4th of July" BBQ by coming out to my parents ♥️✌️
July 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Happy 4 year anniversary of me ruining the "4th of July" BBQ by coming out to my parents ♥️✌️
I decided I wanted to have a good time and so I am.
June 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I decided I wanted to have a good time and so I am.
One of my favorite things about my job is the part where I get to get super high and let the artistic muses possess my body and use it to create a beautiful masterpiece while I watch from the pilot's seat
June 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
One of my favorite things about my job is the part where I get to get super high and let the artistic muses possess my body and use it to create a beautiful masterpiece while I watch from the pilot's seat
Since apparently nobody else was curious enough to find out what the text means, it's a corrupted version of 'De finibus bonorum et malorum', a 1st-century BC text by the Roman statesman and philosopher Cicero.
Here's the translation of the OG text with the parts from the sample text underlined.
Here's the translation of the OG text with the parts from the sample text underlined.
May 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Since apparently nobody else was curious enough to find out what the text means, it's a corrupted version of 'De finibus bonorum et malorum', a 1st-century BC text by the Roman statesman and philosopher Cicero.
Here's the translation of the OG text with the parts from the sample text underlined.
Here's the translation of the OG text with the parts from the sample text underlined.
Being able to do impressions is a blast because I can just bust out my SpongeBob voice and sing along to 'Circus' by Britney Spears if I want. Fun and unique human experience.
May 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Being able to do impressions is a blast because I can just bust out my SpongeBob voice and sing along to 'Circus' by Britney Spears if I want. Fun and unique human experience.
At this point there's absolutely nothing Blayze could do to convince me that she's not an angel. She could violently rip my still-beating heart from my chest and I'd be like "Oh jeez alright well... I'm sure she has a good reason for doing this, it must've needed to happen."
April 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
At this point there's absolutely nothing Blayze could do to convince me that she's not an angel. She could violently rip my still-beating heart from my chest and I'd be like "Oh jeez alright well... I'm sure she has a good reason for doing this, it must've needed to happen."
The song 'Work Bitch' has a completely different meaning when you consider that Britney Spears was basically held hostage for 13 years via a conservatorship until she said she wouldn't do any more work until she had autonomy over her life again.
April 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The song 'Work Bitch' has a completely different meaning when you consider that Britney Spears was basically held hostage for 13 years via a conservatorship until she said she wouldn't do any more work until she had autonomy over her life again.
I feel like the problem is that everyone has forgotten that obedience is a choice. They can't actually MAKE us do any of this shit if enough people decide not to comply.
April 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I feel like the problem is that everyone has forgotten that obedience is a choice. They can't actually MAKE us do any of this shit if enough people decide not to comply.
Oh my y'all should really consider trying this whole "not watching the news at all" thing, it's basically the best. I don't care what the billionaires are up to. It's like the boogeyman, they can't hurt you if you don't believe in them. 😂
March 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Oh my y'all should really consider trying this whole "not watching the news at all" thing, it's basically the best. I don't care what the billionaires are up to. It's like the boogeyman, they can't hurt you if you don't believe in them. 😂
It's crazy because I took a social media break and, after spending time not being constantly bombarded with the problems of the world, now I don't really want to come back.
March 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It's crazy because I took a social media break and, after spending time not being constantly bombarded with the problems of the world, now I don't really want to come back.
Can we start a petition to make chat streaks a feature you can opt out of? It's so manipulative for apps to turn every interaction into a hostage situation where you have to use the app and chat with everyone every single day or be punished with a forced perception of failure for losing your streak.
March 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Can we start a petition to make chat streaks a feature you can opt out of? It's so manipulative for apps to turn every interaction into a hostage situation where you have to use the app and chat with everyone every single day or be punished with a forced perception of failure for losing your streak.
I've been fighting autistic burnout for over a month now and it got to a breaking point within the last week or so. At a certain point you have to give up and just start focusing on doing damage control so you can get the bubble back on level as fast as possible.
March 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I've been fighting autistic burnout for over a month now and it got to a breaking point within the last week or so. At a certain point you have to give up and just start focusing on doing damage control so you can get the bubble back on level as fast as possible.
My therapist-recommended social media break has actually made a huge difference for my mental health so far. No tiktok in about a week and a half and my sleep schedule has improved massively and my overall anxiety has been going down. It's not easy but I'm really glad I decided to try it.
March 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My therapist-recommended social media break has actually made a huge difference for my mental health so far. No tiktok in about a week and a half and my sleep schedule has improved massively and my overall anxiety has been going down. It's not easy but I'm really glad I decided to try it.
OK hear me out... As much as I hate live action remakes... Atlantis but cast with:
Milo: Tom Holland
Kida: Zendaya
Whitmore: John Lithgow
Helga: Gwendoline Christie
Rourke: Stephen Lang
Sweet: Shaquille O'neal
Audrey: Aubrey Plaza
Mole: Andy Serkis
Packard: Lily Tomlin
Cookie: Jim Carrey
Milo: Tom Holland
Kida: Zendaya
Whitmore: John Lithgow
Helga: Gwendoline Christie
Rourke: Stephen Lang
Sweet: Shaquille O'neal
Audrey: Aubrey Plaza
Mole: Andy Serkis
Packard: Lily Tomlin
Cookie: Jim Carrey
February 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
OK hear me out... As much as I hate live action remakes... Atlantis but cast with:
Milo: Tom Holland
Kida: Zendaya
Whitmore: John Lithgow
Helga: Gwendoline Christie
Rourke: Stephen Lang
Sweet: Shaquille O'neal
Audrey: Aubrey Plaza
Mole: Andy Serkis
Packard: Lily Tomlin
Cookie: Jim Carrey
Milo: Tom Holland
Kida: Zendaya
Whitmore: John Lithgow
Helga: Gwendoline Christie
Rourke: Stephen Lang
Sweet: Shaquille O'neal
Audrey: Aubrey Plaza
Mole: Andy Serkis
Packard: Lily Tomlin
Cookie: Jim Carrey
I've been old enough to legally buy alcohol for more than a decade now but every time I walk out of a liquor store with anything I feel like I just pulled off some kind of heist. Full-blown adrenaline rush.
I don't get the same effect from buying weed for some reason??
I don't get the same effect from buying weed for some reason??
February 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I've been old enough to legally buy alcohol for more than a decade now but every time I walk out of a liquor store with anything I feel like I just pulled off some kind of heist. Full-blown adrenaline rush.
I don't get the same effect from buying weed for some reason??
I don't get the same effect from buying weed for some reason??