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People who post self gratuitous shit on LinkedIn were the kind of people at uni who always had a story to top yours. You went to Tenerife? They went to Elevenerife, got the shirt, learned the language and know the locals.

It was all bollocks, of course. They just feed off their own ego.
October 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Sometimes I feel like I am having an out-of-body experience.

I can see how we are being manipulated. How the world is being swayed.

But I get called crazy when I suggest that we are watching the few control the many with hatred and fear.
October 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Do you think the trees are like, 'Where the fuck did this wind come from? Fuck off?! I have just grown that branch!'`
September 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Just a reminder, every day that passes since 2015, I'd give up a Euromillions win level of money to wish for this.
"Hey, I am a genie, you have three-"

"I wish to delete the internet"

"That will have a knock on effect, are you-"

"Delete it"

"A lot of jobs wou-"

"Delete it - I wish it to never be invented again, and I wish that everyone has forgotten it has existed"

"Hmm... this could get messy"

"Do it"
September 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You have to see, the current House of Commons is like a chess game. Now the Tories have taken out the Queen, they are all moving for the King. The problem is that Kier isn't that good at the game, and he and his own pieces keep making poor moves.
September 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
If Labour change leadership in this tenure, I will consider them as flaky as the Tories and they will lose my vote.

At the start they said they need to make the unpopular decisions. I feel like they are just making foolish ones and U-turning on the hard ones.

What a shame.
September 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Mandelson was fired for the exact same reason he was put in front of Trump.

Connections.

Now we shine a torch in that hole, the UK cannot tolerate it, in a way the US can.

But this isn't forever. If he was Farage's man, he wouldn't have been sacked, but celebrated.
September 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
There was a time I would spend times playing Guitar Hero with my mates.

Some days a song will come on and throw me back - and I miss that time.
September 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
For some, I fear Hell would be a release better than their life. We are a terribly cruel species run by a few despots.
September 8, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Now that the Tories have set a bar on what is expected from an MP - I would love it if Starmer went up to the podium and called out every single one who is a hypocrite and why. And if they do not sack their own, then that sets a new bar allowing our girl to return.
September 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My grandad is a typical washed Daily Fail reader. I pity it, but I am always happy to debate.

We played a board game and one of the questions was 'What would you un-invent'

We both said 'the internet'.

It was amusing to me how we agree on the same outcome but different inputs.
September 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Is there someone within Labour UK who is causing them to constantly step on Landmines? How are they so bad at PR, or is it that the media is just so against them?

They need allies in the media, they seem to have none. I think they need a partnerships manager :D
September 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Honestly, they need to bring back 'The Thick of It' - because sometimes I think Rayner's situation could have easily been an episode.
September 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
All these people calling for Rayner's departure beat hold the Leader of the Donkey Party up to the same standard.
September 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Here me out... Celebrity squid games.

The winner gets eaten by the populus.
August 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Just because a lot of people 'like' what you said on the internet, it doesn't make it right nor true.

You just have a following of like minded fools.
August 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
We need a Black Mirror episode of what Farage's Britain will look like.

Voting stations right by a food bank.

Benefits? is 15 lodgers in a workhouse a benefit in farage Britain?

NHS? As in Nepotism Health Service?

Vaccines? He wishes he could inoculate the poor into silence.
August 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Who would have thought.

Painting tribalist patterns on roundabouts would further divide people into their ancient tribes rather than be inclusive.

This is the world the wealthy want.

'Man strong together' moment - weak is easy to break.
August 31, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I saw a rainbow yesterday.

Two magpies.

There's good news in the air.

If it continues, I might have to play the lottery.
August 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Musk did this to himself.

There was a tike he was a progressive individual.

Solar, cars, internet, space.

Now he has fought back on those that lifted him up, and they will be fine dropping him because of his regressive views.

A tough lesson in the modern age.
August 30, 2025 at 11:03 AM
People you do not like at all can still be right sometimes.

I know, that annoys me too.
August 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
People just make up colours, do they?

Elephant's breath made you think of a dark green? How does that happen? You had access to an elephant, decided to sniff its breath and thought... 'That'd make an excellent wall paper in my lounge!'

Just what?
August 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I put 'table tennis' into Facebook marketplace, and now I feel like I am strapped to a Dentist's chair, eyes fixed open, and being force-fed table tennis table adverts via a cathode TV!

Now I do not want to buy one and if that was their intention, well done. Masterfully played.
August 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Sigh, a girl (under 18) was carrying a hatchet and a knife and aggressively posturing at a male who was not white.

The narrative is becoming less about why she has these weapons and more about the fact the man was not white.

Now people are donating to the girl... we live in a society...
August 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
"Hey, I am a genie, you have three-"

"I wish to delete the internet"

"That will have a knock on effect, are you-"

"Delete it"

"A lot of jobs wou-"

"Delete it - I wish it to never be invented again, and I wish that everyone has forgotten it has existed"

"Hmm... this could get messy"

"Do it"
August 29, 2025 at 8:57 AM