Morsalbus
@morsalbus.bsky.social
I like good things, but I'm not a big fan of bad things
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If you’re not careful numbers can easily run in the thousands
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If you’re not careful numbers can easily run in the thousands
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(My bloodied pokemon limping back to me, arm blown off) That dragon beast just summoned a meteor from the ether and it hit me with a fiery explosion
Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,
Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,
January 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
(My bloodied pokemon limping back to me, arm blown off) That dragon beast just summoned a meteor from the ether and it hit me with a fiery explosion
Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,
Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,
Reverse Samson story wherein Delilah cuts his hair and when the locks hit the floor the whole city shakes like when Rock Lee dropped his ankle weights
December 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Reverse Samson story wherein Delilah cuts his hair and when the locks hit the floor the whole city shakes like when Rock Lee dropped his ankle weights
I recently learned that that Slipknot song does not say "I am a worm before I am a man" and also because of Jojo brain poisoning I legitimately thought the Bangles said the old paintings in the tomb do the Stand Dance
December 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I recently learned that that Slipknot song does not say "I am a worm before I am a man" and also because of Jojo brain poisoning I legitimately thought the Bangles said the old paintings in the tomb do the Stand Dance
I had a dream last night where I looked in the mirror and one of my eyes was totally clouded up, like it was filled up with vape smoke or something. Sucks because that was my better eye, too!
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I had a dream last night where I looked in the mirror and one of my eyes was totally clouded up, like it was filled up with vape smoke or something. Sucks because that was my better eye, too!
Saw some supposedly Leftist Youtube videos sponsored by Incogni or Aura.
There is something evil about a for-profit company being formed to solve problems that shouldn't exist at all. Just like TurboTax, they will 100% try to lobby against any legislative solutions to the problems they profit from!
There is something evil about a for-profit company being formed to solve problems that shouldn't exist at all. Just like TurboTax, they will 100% try to lobby against any legislative solutions to the problems they profit from!
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Saw some supposedly Leftist Youtube videos sponsored by Incogni or Aura.
There is something evil about a for-profit company being formed to solve problems that shouldn't exist at all. Just like TurboTax, they will 100% try to lobby against any legislative solutions to the problems they profit from!
There is something evil about a for-profit company being formed to solve problems that shouldn't exist at all. Just like TurboTax, they will 100% try to lobby against any legislative solutions to the problems they profit from!
White guys who ate three slices of Carolina Reaper Cheese yesterday are always like "Aiiiieee!! Ow my guts and butts! What did I ever do to bring this pain upon myself! I hope I didn't catch a Norovirus!"
November 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
White guys who ate three slices of Carolina Reaper Cheese yesterday are always like "Aiiiieee!! Ow my guts and butts! What did I ever do to bring this pain upon myself! I hope I didn't catch a Norovirus!"
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"i have arachnaphobia" ok dude just say youre a massive pussy next time. ill hire strippers with a normal amount of arms and eyes for your 2nd marriage bachelor party after this one fails because youre a boring puritan
November 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"i have arachnaphobia" ok dude just say youre a massive pussy next time. ill hire strippers with a normal amount of arms and eyes for your 2nd marriage bachelor party after this one fails because youre a boring puritan
Sometimes I put a little idea for a story in my notes. A short premise or an inkling for an interesting scene or character.
Started writing one today (guy who pretends to be a militant skeptic to protect normies from the magical world) before realizing it's kinda just the mom from Halloweentown
Started writing one today (guy who pretends to be a militant skeptic to protect normies from the magical world) before realizing it's kinda just the mom from Halloweentown
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Sometimes I put a little idea for a story in my notes. A short premise or an inkling for an interesting scene or character.
Started writing one today (guy who pretends to be a militant skeptic to protect normies from the magical world) before realizing it's kinda just the mom from Halloweentown
Started writing one today (guy who pretends to be a militant skeptic to protect normies from the magical world) before realizing it's kinda just the mom from Halloweentown
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the smartest thing you can do is be a genius
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
the smartest thing you can do is be a genius
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I WORK HARD (try to exercise regularly), I PLAY HARD (eat Hi-Chews until my burps smell wrong)
October 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I WORK HARD (try to exercise regularly), I PLAY HARD (eat Hi-Chews until my burps smell wrong)
October 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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i like learning abt the ocean and deep sea creatures . i dislike being betrayed or slighted
October 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
i like learning abt the ocean and deep sea creatures . i dislike being betrayed or slighted
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
Amazed to hear about this promising new progressive Democratic candidate with a history of bigoted comments online, multiple Nazi tattoos, and multiple trips to the Middle East to help kill poor brown people.
Morons are asking if this could finally be the leader we need in order to defeat Fascism
Morons are asking if this could finally be the leader we need in order to defeat Fascism
October 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Amazed to hear about this promising new progressive Democratic candidate with a history of bigoted comments online, multiple Nazi tattoos, and multiple trips to the Middle East to help kill poor brown people.
Morons are asking if this could finally be the leader we need in order to defeat Fascism
Morons are asking if this could finally be the leader we need in order to defeat Fascism
Guy known only as "Kookaburra" because of how gay his life must be
October 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Guy known only as "Kookaburra" because of how gay his life must be
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Happy birthday to maybe the greatest game ever made
October 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Happy birthday to maybe the greatest game ever made
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Responding to knock knock jokes by standing very still and pretending I'm not home until they leave
October 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Responding to knock knock jokes by standing very still and pretending I'm not home until they leave
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I respect my dog. But I don't respect her beliefs.
October 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I respect my dog. But I don't respect her beliefs.
Seeing some braindead people responding to the US illegally murdering foreign civilians in intl waters like "Obviously they weren't just fishermen; what incentive does the Trump administration have to just kill innocent people?"
To start a war! To score racism points! To bully+provoke any response!
To start a war! To score racism points! To bully+provoke any response!
October 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Seeing some braindead people responding to the US illegally murdering foreign civilians in intl waters like "Obviously they weren't just fishermen; what incentive does the Trump administration have to just kill innocent people?"
To start a war! To score racism points! To bully+provoke any response!
To start a war! To score racism points! To bully+provoke any response!
Bluesky's CEO going out of her way to downplay, dismiss, and ridicule users with concerns about moderation bias here is fascinating.
Her entire userbase is people who already abandoned Twitter for similar reasons, and she is literally telling people to leave. Does she assume not many people would?
Her entire userbase is people who already abandoned Twitter for similar reasons, and she is literally telling people to leave. Does she assume not many people would?
October 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Bluesky's CEO going out of her way to downplay, dismiss, and ridicule users with concerns about moderation bias here is fascinating.
Her entire userbase is people who already abandoned Twitter for similar reasons, and she is literally telling people to leave. Does she assume not many people would?
Her entire userbase is people who already abandoned Twitter for similar reasons, and she is literally telling people to leave. Does she assume not many people would?
Reddit asks
"People who were told by their partner 'don't worry about him/her'—were they actually someone to worry about?"
The sampling bias is clearly gonna go wild there! Who is gonna post or upvote a reply that says "Nah, my gut feeling was wrong and everything was fine"? Boring! 😴
"People who were told by their partner 'don't worry about him/her'—were they actually someone to worry about?"
The sampling bias is clearly gonna go wild there! Who is gonna post or upvote a reply that says "Nah, my gut feeling was wrong and everything was fine"? Boring! 😴
October 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Reddit asks
"People who were told by their partner 'don't worry about him/her'—were they actually someone to worry about?"
The sampling bias is clearly gonna go wild there! Who is gonna post or upvote a reply that says "Nah, my gut feeling was wrong and everything was fine"? Boring! 😴
"People who were told by their partner 'don't worry about him/her'—were they actually someone to worry about?"
The sampling bias is clearly gonna go wild there! Who is gonna post or upvote a reply that says "Nah, my gut feeling was wrong and everything was fine"? Boring! 😴
Saw a guy with a hat saying something like "growing old is inevitable, growing weak is optional." I appreciate the message, but I'm not sure there's a normal framework to view both statements as true
October 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Saw a guy with a hat saying something like "growing old is inevitable, growing weak is optional." I appreciate the message, but I'm not sure there's a normal framework to view both statements as true
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chiblee, I'm gonna kill myself chiblee
September 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
chiblee, I'm gonna kill myself chiblee