Stuart (they/them)
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Stuart (they/them)
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anti-Zionist, bricoleur, CBR600F4, D, EX500, feminist, GS450E, home, introvert, Jewish-ish, karaoke, LARP, married, NO TERFs, P100, queer, RPG, S, they/them, UBI, VTEC, Winchester, 4X, yeahno, ZEV
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So it is this squishy, squelchy, kinda gooey definition I ask you to keep in mind when I tell you that HOW TO SURVIVE CAMPING: THE MAN WITH NO SHADOW is the best cozy horror I've read in years. Corpses? Sure. Gore? Yeah. But the vibe is convivial and welcoming, and the setting is glad you're here.
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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This shop has some fantastic invertebrate content, including one of the finest ghost mantis illustrations I've ever seen! Highly recommended on this fabulous Small Business Saturday!
Whale fall pins are now back in stock, just in time for the holidays!! The perfect gift for deep sea lovers & marine biology fans 🐋🦀

Check them out here! shop.fossilforager.art
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Is Water Wednesday a thing? We should make it one. Anyway, here’s your moment of zen. A low-gradient stream flowing lazily on its way to pass through a culvert and then some beaver dam complexes and eventually to a reservoir. Love your drinking water, it’s has quite a journey to reach you. 💙
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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I am fine with this, both because it mean I was Declared Honest By Ryan Murphy, which is just fuckin' funny, and because it means that I WAS PLAYED BY GINA TORRES ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
September 30, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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It's time for everyone's favorite chronologically unanchored holiday, The Story of the Lizard in the Leg.
Because people keep asking, the Story of The Lizard In That Dude's Leg. Some caveats:

1. This happened more than twenty years ago. There are no pictures. There was a small article in a local paper with, again, no pictures (I'm assuming that's what the producers of 9-1-1: LONE STAR found).
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Fuck Columbus Day. We should have Zamboni day
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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I checked:
There's no rule in hockey that a dinosaur can't drive a Zamboni.

Let's talk about Frank Zamboni's marvelous invention.

Frank was born in 1901 to Italian immigrant parents & raised on a farm in Lava Hot Springs, Idaho (ironically?).
a t-rex is sitting on the back of a truck that says derock demolition
Alt: a t-rex is sitting on the back of a Zamboni ice resurfacer that says derock demolition
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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A fun thread! And a silly piece of family lore, my mom went to college at the same time as one of his granddaughters and apparently knew her socially. :D
I checked:
There's no rule in hockey that a dinosaur can't drive a Zamboni.

Let's talk about Frank Zamboni's marvelous invention.

Frank was born in 1901 to Italian immigrant parents & raised on a farm in Lava Hot Springs, Idaho (ironically?).
a t-rex is sitting on the back of a truck that says derock demolition
Alt: a t-rex is sitting on the back of a Zamboni ice resurfacer that says derock demolition
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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How embarrassing for Chuck Schumer, Kirstin Gillibrand, Cory Booker, & NY Reps Grace Meng, Dan Goldman, Ritchie Torres, Greg Meeks, Tom Suozzi, & Laura Gillen, that even Donald Trump endorsed Zohran Mamdani before they did.😐

Corporate Democrats just love snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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i'm tal
he/him

i write books and read way too much and i love drawing badly and im new to being trans but to be honest its the freest ive ever felt in my whole life

and i make really good soups
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Again with alt text:
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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this is what will show up if you invite me to your ai & copyright law conference
November 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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I said as much to some comrades a couple of days ago who were lamenting that he was going to the White House. He went to buy some time for what will be an eventual invasion of NYC by the fascist.
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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At a recent gathering of Rogers Park volunteers, we heard from a neighbor who choked up telling us about their dad turning around and going home when he heard whistles up the street. "One of you may have saved his life that day." It all matters, it really does.
One thing that is tough about rapid response/patrols, besides constantly being threatened by armed secret police, is that for the most part they see the defeats. There are exceptions, but you’ll never know how many people were saved by slowing feds down, whistles, community alerts, etc.
November 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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I literally think Mamdani went “you know, there was actually a President so popular that people kept electing him more than two terms” and Trump was like no way tell me how he did it
Trump posts:

“It was a Great Honor meeting Zohran Mamdani, the new Mayor of New York City!”

He included multiple photos of Mamdani in front of the portrait of FDR that Mamdani spoke with Trump about during his visit.
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Mamdani whispering with a gentle and captivating smile, “You could call it the Newer Deal and write a book about how it is an art…”
Trump also just posted these photos to Truth Social, including the one with Mamdani standing next to a portrait of FDR. Trump mentioned Mamdani asked if he could have his picture taken there.

"It's an amazing portrait in the cabinet room," Trump said. "So he's a big fan of the New Deal, I guess..."
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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@dansinker.com we’ve got graphic whistle cards that work great when you don’t have a common language with all your neighbors. And lightens translation loads on very diverse neighborhoods.

We punch a hole and put it on a key ring.

tinyurl.com/FCDWhistle
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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I handed out neighbor-printed whistles in Flatbush tonight and it was lovely. New Yorkers in motion do not EVER stop to chat but for this, they did.

One church lady in a fancy hat gleefully took a whistle and told me she’d “blow they icy asses outta her town,” then apologized skyward for swearing.
With ICE and border patrol goons spreading out across the country, I put together a resource guide for buying, printing, and distributing whistles, based on my own experience. Now is the time to whistle up, hope this helps. dansinker.com/posts/202…
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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With ICE and border patrol goons spreading out across the country, I put together a resource guide for buying, printing, and distributing whistles, based on my own experience. Now is the time to whistle up, hope this helps. dansinker.com/posts/202…
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Today is the Transgender Day of Remembrance. Trans people have literally always been here; every time I see someone sneering "oh but there were no trans people when I was in high school," well. I dated a trans girl in high school, and was close friends with a trans guy.
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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sini did my pfp!!! they did such a good job with my sona and the expression i asked for (and even gave me extras so i can swap between them!!); this was years ago and i'm still obsessed. this is such a good discount, definitely take advantage of it!!!
RTs/reblogs appreciated 💕

opening a few comm slots with a temporary discount! i'm trying to sort out a couple things behind the scenes, so your support means a lot!

🔗 please fill the form to grab a slot, link in the replies 🔗
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Consequences are not cancel culture. They're just a new concept for parts of society, who have never actually had to deal with them before.
When the papers start whining about “cancel culture” again, remember that these men are stepping down 1) voluntarily, and 2) because their jobs have no real impact on their wealth and power, and 3) BECAUSE OF THE RAPING.
#BREAKING: Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will immediately leave his role as an instructor at Harvard while the University investigates his ties to child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.

Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Look! Cute stuff NOT made by AI!
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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wearing a mask in, at the very least, public indoor spaces (grocery stores, pharmacies, transit, healthcare) is one of the most basic forms of allyship you can offer disabled people you’re forced share space with.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM