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@morrigan-the-fae.bsky.social
Morrigan <3
Basic Bitch White Anarchist Transbian
Autistic
Every day try to be better, otherwise what's the point?
Basic Bitch White Anarchist Transbian
Autistic
Every day try to be better, otherwise what's the point?
Random thought, but do you guys think parents ever mine mall santas for information about what their kid said they want for Christmas? I suppose most kids just tell everyone but what's the code if they said something like, "i want to be a girl." Do you tell the parents? #santa #mallsanta #christmas
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Random thought, but do you guys think parents ever mine mall santas for information about what their kid said they want for Christmas? I suppose most kids just tell everyone but what's the code if they said something like, "i want to be a girl." Do you tell the parents? #santa #mallsanta #christmas
I will never shame anyone for not giving their money to a corporation, corporations do not owe you no matter how altruistic their business model allegedly is.
November 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I will never shame anyone for not giving their money to a corporation, corporations do not owe you no matter how altruistic their business model allegedly is.
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For real, the only national outlets that seem to have addressed this story are right-wing NewsNation and Fox News.
October 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
For real, the only national outlets that seem to have addressed this story are right-wing NewsNation and Fox News.
"You gotta respect the hustle and grindset! 😎"
"By the way, i make most of my money off of adult content."
"Ew! Disgusting, that's sick, you're destroying society."
Make it make sense, Internet.
"By the way, i make most of my money off of adult content."
"Ew! Disgusting, that's sick, you're destroying society."
Make it make sense, Internet.
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"You gotta respect the hustle and grindset! 😎"
"By the way, i make most of my money off of adult content."
"Ew! Disgusting, that's sick, you're destroying society."
Make it make sense, Internet.
"By the way, i make most of my money off of adult content."
"Ew! Disgusting, that's sick, you're destroying society."
Make it make sense, Internet.
Them: gosh. Mayonnaise is so expensive!
Me, in my head: it is when you buy the 15 dollar brand.
Me, in my head: it is when you buy the 15 dollar brand.
October 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Them: gosh. Mayonnaise is so expensive!
Me, in my head: it is when you buy the 15 dollar brand.
Me, in my head: it is when you buy the 15 dollar brand.
Me: *looking for the sticker with the code on the apple*
Customer: it's the one on sale.
Me: ... Thanks.
Customer: it's the one on sale.
Me: ... Thanks.
October 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Me: *looking for the sticker with the code on the apple*
Customer: it's the one on sale.
Me: ... Thanks.
Customer: it's the one on sale.
Me: ... Thanks.
"You may personally find it ugly to see anyone celebrating anyone's death, but we live in ugly times because of people like [Charlie Kirk]" - Sophie.
This one will live rent free in my head.
This one will live rent free in my head.
The Charlie Kirk shooting - misinformation at it happened
New video out, please give it a watch and share 🥰 there's a lot of silly shit being said about the shooting, and it's been a trip putting this together youtu.be/e1SRem6FPV8
New video out, please give it a watch and share 🥰 there's a lot of silly shit being said about the shooting, and it's been a trip putting this together youtu.be/e1SRem6FPV8
Charlie Kirk - Misinformation as it Happens | Sophie From Mars
YouTube video by Sophie from Mars
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September 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
"You may personally find it ugly to see anyone celebrating anyone's death, but we live in ugly times because of people like [Charlie Kirk]" - Sophie.
This one will live rent free in my head.
This one will live rent free in my head.
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
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September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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Jimmy Kimmel really didn’t even say anything false. It’s objectively true that Republicans were doing all they could to distance themselves from Tyler Robinson, that’s just a fact
September 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Jimmy Kimmel really didn’t even say anything false. It’s objectively true that Republicans were doing all they could to distance themselves from Tyler Robinson, that’s just a fact
Always remember, pelosi's husband got attacked in their house and it had barely been reported before right wingers made memes and jokes about it. A terrorist killed democrats and was celebrated. we can't point out obvious facts without getting fired or censored. one rule for them and another for us.
September 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Always remember, pelosi's husband got attacked in their house and it had barely been reported before right wingers made memes and jokes about it. A terrorist killed democrats and was celebrated. we can't point out obvious facts without getting fired or censored. one rule for them and another for us.
Charlie kirk to his handlers in utah: man, I'm thinking of hanging up the tie. Flying out to all these colleges around the US used to be fun but now it's just... A pain in the neck.
September 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Charlie kirk to his handlers in utah: man, I'm thinking of hanging up the tie. Flying out to all these colleges around the US used to be fun but now it's just... A pain in the neck.
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Incredible how every ring wing pundit went from "THIS IS WAR" "THERE WILL BE BLOOD IN THE STREETS" to "what an unfortunate tragedy" the minute it didn't fit their narrative.
They wasted no time in calling for violence towards trans people despite it once again being a white cis male shooter
They wasted no time in calling for violence towards trans people despite it once again being a white cis male shooter
September 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Incredible how every ring wing pundit went from "THIS IS WAR" "THERE WILL BE BLOOD IN THE STREETS" to "what an unfortunate tragedy" the minute it didn't fit their narrative.
They wasted no time in calling for violence towards trans people despite it once again being a white cis male shooter
They wasted no time in calling for violence towards trans people despite it once again being a white cis male shooter
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damn there really is a Charlie Kirk quote for every aspect of this story huh
September 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
damn there really is a Charlie Kirk quote for every aspect of this story huh
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contrapoints seeing progressives organize to elect socialist leaders: I need to chime in to say that this isn't cool and I would never attend this
August 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
contrapoints seeing progressives organize to elect socialist leaders: I need to chime in to say that this isn't cool and I would never attend this
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I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!
August 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!
In 1 month natalie will reactivate her account and her first tweet will be, "okay, although i OBVIOUSLY disagree with fascists, one thing they do well is..."
August 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
In 1 month natalie will reactivate her account and her first tweet will be, "okay, although i OBVIOUSLY disagree with fascists, one thing they do well is..."
New stupid diet idea: "the sphere diet" you can only eat things that are spherical, you must cut out all cubes from your diet. Super healthy bro.
August 18, 2025 at 5:18 AM
New stupid diet idea: "the sphere diet" you can only eat things that are spherical, you must cut out all cubes from your diet. Super healthy bro.
Why do i feel like 70 or so years ago when someone was inventing the convection oven one of the engineers was like, "hey, wouldn't it be more efficient if we made the oven a drawer and put the fan and the heater at the top?"
August 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Why do i feel like 70 or so years ago when someone was inventing the convection oven one of the engineers was like, "hey, wouldn't it be more efficient if we made the oven a drawer and put the fan and the heater at the top?"
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It's kinda wild that you get influencers trying to rate real peoples looks and litigate the "sexual marketplace," when the more you're around people the more you see "6s" dating "9s." there's really no method to who's in who's "league." Almost like people just naturally have different preferences.
August 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It's kinda wild that you get influencers trying to rate real peoples looks and litigate the "sexual marketplace," when the more you're around people the more you see "6s" dating "9s." there's really no method to who's in who's "league." Almost like people just naturally have different preferences.
Fallout game where the main plot consists of you searching for a McGuffin that the founder of your vault wanted pre-war and has been worshipped only for it to be revealed to be a DVD of a really obscure anime that he never got around to buying and has just been misinterpreted over the years.
August 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Fallout game where the main plot consists of you searching for a McGuffin that the founder of your vault wanted pre-war and has been worshipped only for it to be revealed to be a DVD of a really obscure anime that he never got around to buying and has just been misinterpreted over the years.
You know why I'm not scared of ai? I was just trying to find a song which i didn't know the lyrics to and after using 3 different services to try and hum the tune the answers that i got weren't just wrong, they were hilariously wrong. not even the same genres, not even the same language. #AI #antiai
July 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
You know why I'm not scared of ai? I was just trying to find a song which i didn't know the lyrics to and after using 3 different services to try and hum the tune the answers that i got weren't just wrong, they were hilariously wrong. not even the same genres, not even the same language. #AI #antiai
The enlightened debater™: EVERYTHING should be debated so we can become less wrong and form a more enlightened poltical class
Me: lets debate whether shitting in your ass cures cancer.
Debater: uhhhh...
Me: I SEE! ALREADY UNABLE TO DEFEND YOURSELF, AMATEUR!
Me: lets debate whether shitting in your ass cures cancer.
Debater: uhhhh...
Me: I SEE! ALREADY UNABLE TO DEFEND YOURSELF, AMATEUR!
July 22, 2025 at 9:36 AM
The enlightened debater™: EVERYTHING should be debated so we can become less wrong and form a more enlightened poltical class
Me: lets debate whether shitting in your ass cures cancer.
Debater: uhhhh...
Me: I SEE! ALREADY UNABLE TO DEFEND YOURSELF, AMATEUR!
Me: lets debate whether shitting in your ass cures cancer.
Debater: uhhhh...
Me: I SEE! ALREADY UNABLE TO DEFEND YOURSELF, AMATEUR!
I'm gonna say it. I think leftists should stop covering jubilee. these guys have a right wing bias but when supposed "debaters" start identifying as fascists and expressing their desire to control society that's a very dangerous topic. Not to mention these people tend to be very unsafe to be around.
July 22, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I'm gonna say it. I think leftists should stop covering jubilee. these guys have a right wing bias but when supposed "debaters" start identifying as fascists and expressing their desire to control society that's a very dangerous topic. Not to mention these people tend to be very unsafe to be around.