Asher
@moron-juice.bsky.social
Bug friend, breakfast saluter, horseplay advocate
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setting a 72-hour timer. this is the NYC LIB OUT ZONE. everyone gets a free pass for expressing enthusiasm for electoral politics in this carefully delineated window. post about the power of voting!!! cry over a schmaltzy campaign video!!!! allow a brief flutter of hope in ur rotted soul!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
setting a 72-hour timer. this is the NYC LIB OUT ZONE. everyone gets a free pass for expressing enthusiasm for electoral politics in this carefully delineated window. post about the power of voting!!! cry over a schmaltzy campaign video!!!! allow a brief flutter of hope in ur rotted soul!!!!
My body wants the vapor so badly... I must resist
September 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
My body wants the vapor so badly... I must resist
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me when I'm gonna cum: "oh fuck I'm gonna cum"
July 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
me when I'm gonna cum: "oh fuck I'm gonna cum"
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falling for propaganda that confirms everything you believes feels so good
July 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
falling for propaganda that confirms everything you believes feels so good
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it is going to be really exciting when we have an energy crisis worse than the 70s in a few years and i'll be traveling for pennies on my ebike doing mad max shit on LA roads past abandoned forever-burning teslas. everyone will rue the day they said cyclists were dorky. spandex will save trillions.
The House just passed the One Big "Beautiful" Bill. Here's six key takeaways from REPEAT Project's rapid analysis of the bill on what passage means for U.S. energy costs, investment in new electricity supplies, and greenhouse gas emissions. #OBBB 🔌💡
July 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
it is going to be really exciting when we have an energy crisis worse than the 70s in a few years and i'll be traveling for pennies on my ebike doing mad max shit on LA roads past abandoned forever-burning teslas. everyone will rue the day they said cyclists were dorky. spandex will save trillions.
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you either live a person or die long enough to become a skeleton
June 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
you either live a person or die long enough to become a skeleton
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Trans positive Columbo: Beautiful cock you've got there ma'am. My wife, she has one just like it.
June 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Trans positive Columbo: Beautiful cock you've got there ma'am. My wife, she has one just like it.
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consider: coconut crab mech lego set ideas.lego.com/projects/9e1...
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June 13, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Most people think the theremin is just for aliens, maybe ghosts. Only Brian Wilson had the true vision that it could also be for summertime sweetheart jams
June 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Most people think the theremin is just for aliens, maybe ghosts. Only Brian Wilson had the true vision that it could also be for summertime sweetheart jams
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*very The Aristocrats voice* American Dynamism
I wrote about the 23-year-old crypto bro with effectively no relevant work experience, who @alondra.bsky.social revealed is sitting in meetings, not paying attention, and then giving the thumbs up/thumbs down on whether they can get their NSF grants...
A 23-Year-Old Crypto Bro Is Now Vetoing NSF Grants While Staring At His Water Bottle
Picture this: You're a researcher who has spent years developing a grant proposal, gone through layers of expert review, and received National Science Foundation (NSF) approval. Then some kid barely out of college…
Picture this: You're a researcher who has spent years developing a grant proposal, gone through layers of expert review, and received National Science Foundation (NSF) approval. Then some kid barely out of college…
June 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
*very The Aristocrats voice* American Dynamism
the head of the election committee
June 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
the head of the election committee
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UnitedHealth secretly pressured nurses to change patients' records to include DNRs (Do Not Resuscitate) without their consent, so those patients would die instead of being saved with medical interventions that could cost UnitedHealth money.
This is murder.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
This is murder.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
May 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
UnitedHealth secretly pressured nurses to change patients' records to include DNRs (Do Not Resuscitate) without their consent, so those patients would die instead of being saved with medical interventions that could cost UnitedHealth money.
This is murder.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
This is murder.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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This world is so full of beauty and despair
May 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This world is so full of beauty and despair
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I use the bidet like I’m driving stick shift
May 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I use the bidet like I’m driving stick shift
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If you think Star Wars doesn’t take creative risks, you’re not paying attention
April 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
If you think Star Wars doesn’t take creative risks, you’re not paying attention
Getting an award for being "The Daniel Day Lewis of public masturbators"
April 21, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Getting an award for being "The Daniel Day Lewis of public masturbators"
Unlike regular cats, catfish do not enjoy it when you shine a laser in their eyes
April 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Unlike regular cats, catfish do not enjoy it when you shine a laser in their eyes
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If our love is real and not a summer fling, meet me at midnight at Fake Ass Location
April 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
If our love is real and not a summer fling, meet me at midnight at Fake Ass Location