The Missterious Jaye
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The Missterious Jaye
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Cinnamaroll Enthusiast, Non-Binary Disaster, Independent Journalist
Andrew Tate at open mic night.
November 30, 2024 at 12:48 AM
If you got an iPhone you can also make em stickers you can use in iMessage!
November 29, 2024 at 8:34 AM
As a self appointed representative of the United States I take reparations for Rupert in Tim-Tams and Twisties.
November 26, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Hot damn.

It’s been a minute since I found any wild Zoroastrians in the damn wild.

It’s an Iranian thing, mostly. Don’t know much other than the name of the religion and the fact most conversations with them generally go like that and you don’t know what to make of it. Lol
November 25, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Back it up and scroll down there…Joe is beefing with the View on the existence of *what*??!
November 24, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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He can’t continue to get away with this
November 24, 2024 at 3:28 AM
“Skin cancer is just the toxins collecting in one part of your body, just cut it off and you’ll be fine”
November 24, 2024 at 8:05 PM
“Replace his lotion with beef tallow.”

Yes. Because healthy definately means walking around with a thin coating of grease on my hands all the time.
November 24, 2024 at 8:03 PM
👌💕👍👀❤️
November 24, 2024 at 5:42 AM
I would *definitely* ask an artist, black and red ink do have a tendency to cause allergic reactions if you have a problem with the dye in laundry soap.

*some* but not all inks have that in it and it doesn’t mean you’ll definately have a reaction.
November 24, 2024 at 5:35 AM
I love all my tattoos but gotta say the newest is my favorite.
November 24, 2024 at 5:32 AM
It’s a junk drawer. Not a cabinet.
November 24, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Heeeeeyyy, glad you got there!!! Now you know what we wanted the reaction on!

I’m afraid the brain cooking you suffer from is terminal now. You have to watch the episode every so often and go “what?!” Or you’ll start writing film papers on it. Sorry.
a black and white photo of a gas station with a group of people standing in front of it .
ALT: a black and white photo of a gas station with a group of people standing in front of it .
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November 24, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Well, V…this is a department of efficiency that somehow requires two people to be efficiently in charge to run it and now I guess the House of Representatives says they need an oversight committee too.

Ya know, because when you think government efficency, you think red tape and more people. Right?
November 21, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Well Pizza Hut does have the personal pan pizza again; my autistic, pizza fixated, younger self read *so many books* for pizza back in elementary school and I would easily do it again in a heartbeat.
November 21, 2024 at 3:02 AM