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moribundmagpie.bsky.social
Magpie
@moribundmagpie.bsky.social
Agent of chaos

(OC)
I think some people are just gay recreationally. Why else do it except for the lols
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Lalalala. Got Lottie. She went without a fuss.

I love it when my targets are stupid ⭐️ it’s almost like she was trying to get kidnapped
June 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Hey look what I can do.

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

And now you’re thinking about 🚬s.
June 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I feel like a process has occurred.
June 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Where’s Cal I need to bother someone. Too bored.
June 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Happy Father’s Day fuckers
June 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Bored bored bored. Forgot how much I like drinking but the other day reminded me. I should skip work to party more often.
June 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Ohhh my god. I hate hangovers. Ughhhg fuck
June 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I miss my old mission schedule a bit. If I’m honest. It was much more fun.
June 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I’ve got to 🚬 it up.
June 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I need to sleep for like a million years I think.
June 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I don’t know where I stand with the other agents. Ha, I don’t even know if they like me.

They shouldn’t. I’ll be leaving eventually. Best to not get attached.
June 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I guess we’re playing fucking hot potato with the Targent leadership. Wonder if it’ll get shoved into my lap.
June 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Sometimes I wonder what my parents would think if they could see me now.

And then I remember that I don’t care and they can eat shit and go to hell. So
June 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Trying to schedule a date with Lottie in a bit. Can I trust that none of you will kick it in my absence?
June 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
And why shouldn’t I just leave? What do I have to lose by leaving Bran’s dumbass to get killed in here?

It’s not like I care. It’s clearly what he wants anyway.
June 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men
June 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Why the fuck do I care about other people. They just piss me off.
June 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I don’t think they’ll let me slack off on my mission forever. They’ll probably keep me here with Swan until we’ve figured out what’s going on with Triton.
June 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I need more girls to kiss. For science.
June 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Happy pride ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ shoutout to the gays
June 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Boredddddddd. Ugh why am I so bored all the time.
May 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I should follow Triton. He’s on the move.
May 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Why does everyone think I’m queer?
May 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Where is that idiot. I’m going to kill him i swear. How did he end up BACK in the hospital already?
May 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM