Bought a house, all by myself. How terrifying.
January 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Bought a house, all by myself. How terrifying.
Just finished watching "The Dark and the Wicked" — probably the most unsettling horror I've seen in a while. The sense of dread 😨
June 2, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Just finished watching "The Dark and the Wicked" — probably the most unsettling horror I've seen in a while. The sense of dread 😨
They’re really calling it “prompt engineering”? 💀
January 9, 2024 at 6:00 PM
They’re really calling it “prompt engineering”? 💀
My cat 10 minutes before the landlord is due to arrive
November 25, 2023 at 8:01 PM
My cat 10 minutes before the landlord is due to arrive
Siri did me so dirty today 😂 All these years I told her “shut up bitch” I guess.
November 5, 2023 at 12:58 AM
Siri did me so dirty today 😂 All these years I told her “shut up bitch” I guess.
For some reason, nothing gets to me more than “Hope this helps!”. I go from Charlie to Hank.
October 31, 2023 at 7:50 PM
For some reason, nothing gets to me more than “Hope this helps!”. I go from Charlie to Hank.
How are people spending entire days sitting in open offices again?! I went in today and I feel like I’m done for the year.
October 24, 2023 at 4:21 AM
How are people spending entire days sitting in open offices again?! I went in today and I feel like I’m done for the year.
Never seen this cat so pissed about the weather.
October 14, 2023 at 6:33 AM
Never seen this cat so pissed about the weather.
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starting to think some of these courtroom sketch artists lost money on FTX
October 11, 2023 at 4:34 AM
starting to think some of these courtroom sketch artists lost money on FTX
Drove down and up the gorge on my 50cc scooter 🙈
October 10, 2023 at 4:23 AM
Drove down and up the gorge on my 50cc scooter 🙈
Moved house on the weekend — from a traditionally shitty Wellington house to a pretty nice one. The furniture movers went from chatting to me normally to calling me “ma’am”.
September 25, 2023 at 8:05 PM
Moved house on the weekend — from a traditionally shitty Wellington house to a pretty nice one. The furniture movers went from chatting to me normally to calling me “ma’am”.
Milkrun is way too dangerous for lazies such as myself
September 19, 2023 at 9:59 PM
Milkrun is way too dangerous for lazies such as myself
Took an earthquake for me to remember I have this app. Hope everyone’s ok!
QUAKE: Mag 5.4, Wed, Sep 20 2023, 09:14:48 AM, 45 km west of Methven. Depth: 8 km #eqnz https://www.geonet.org.nz/earthquake/2023p707798
GeoNet: Quake - 2023p707798
The quake may have been felt in Akaroa, Amberley, Arthur's Pass, Ashburton, Christchurch, Culverden, Fairlie, Geraldine, Greymouth, Haast, Hanmer Springs, Hokitika, Methven, Mount Cook, Oamaru, Oxford, Palmerston, Ranfurly, Reefton, Timaru, Twizel, Waimate, Wanaka, and surrounding localities.
www.geonet.org.nz
September 19, 2023 at 9:35 PM
Took an earthquake for me to remember I have this app. Hope everyone’s ok!
Old man neighbour purchased some kind of wood chipper machine and he’s been using it TWIG BY TWIG. All day. What should I throw.
September 2, 2023 at 2:47 AM
Old man neighbour purchased some kind of wood chipper machine and he’s been using it TWIG BY TWIG. All day. What should I throw.
Cookie dough for dinner (Failing at adulting this week)
August 10, 2023 at 6:24 AM
Cookie dough for dinner (Failing at adulting this week)
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When you’re getting indicted but your lawyer won’t stop beatboxing
August 9, 2023 at 5:33 PM
When you’re getting indicted but your lawyer won’t stop beatboxing