Morgan Malus
@morganmalus.bsky.social
Small town transsexual. Cider maker. Orchardist. Tractor owner. Climate tech worker. Progressive butt overload enthusiast
ok, the retro 90's software install box sold me
October 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
ok, the retro 90's software install box sold me
5 1/2 year run dodging this bullshit has come to an end
August 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
5 1/2 year run dodging this bullshit has come to an end
I have no shame over eating an entire boule of fresh out of the oven bread every Saturday morning.
July 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I have no shame over eating an entire boule of fresh out of the oven bread every Saturday morning.
Straight into my veins
April 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Straight into my veins
First attempt at fancy sourdough went fairly well
February 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
First attempt at fancy sourdough went fairly well
one hour procession from 0 to 200+ acres
January 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
one hour procession from 0 to 200+ acres
Long overdue day at the range got me back on my Spanish shotgun crush
December 14, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Long overdue day at the range got me back on my Spanish shotgun crush
Gynemimesee! I feel like Rick and Morty’s Gynemimesee is just a stupider knock-off of H.R. Geiger’s way more metal and sexy acid-spitting gynandromorph
December 13, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Gynemimesee! I feel like Rick and Morty’s Gynemimesee is just a stupider knock-off of H.R. Geiger’s way more metal and sexy acid-spitting gynandromorph
I need an intervention
December 11, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I need an intervention
Swole cow. Swole fish.
April 19, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Swole cow. Swole fish.
Like many, I'm sure, I sought to buy Cecilia's memoir to read, Faltas, which is currently out of stock.
In its place, I found several opportunistic, probably AI-assisted garbage "biographies" self published literally the day she died.
In its place, I found several opportunistic, probably AI-assisted garbage "biographies" self published literally the day she died.
February 21, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Like many, I'm sure, I sought to buy Cecilia's memoir to read, Faltas, which is currently out of stock.
In its place, I found several opportunistic, probably AI-assisted garbage "biographies" self published literally the day she died.
In its place, I found several opportunistic, probably AI-assisted garbage "biographies" self published literally the day she died.
Saw my husband on Saturday, was not disappointed.
October 30, 2023 at 3:49 PM
Saw my husband on Saturday, was not disappointed.
Amazing. 5 stars. AirBnB squatters are the heroes we need
October 5, 2023 at 11:18 PM
Amazing. 5 stars. AirBnB squatters are the heroes we need
Outfit check. Also yes, this girl lifts.
October 3, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Outfit check. Also yes, this girl lifts.
Better validation than Grindr tbh
September 27, 2023 at 5:16 AM
Better validation than Grindr tbh
Today we are making… sauce
September 13, 2023 at 7:13 PM
Today we are making… sauce
13 years ago, sniffing my armpit, probably.
September 5, 2023 at 2:51 PM
13 years ago, sniffing my armpit, probably.