Cap'n Bear
@morganjr25.bsky.social
Big fan of Lego, fun sci-fi, smart comedy and total and utter smut. Seriously, I'm filth. Oh and gardening. I like that to.
Well ... that worked on me
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Well ... that worked on me
No no no
You were supposed to add in a joke about going for a ride in there somewhere
I mean ... cycling gear, ride
You need to hit the brakes and stop peddling backwards
Uh ... and something about bike seats
Or the chain ... make a chain ...
Im running out of bike talk
You were supposed to add in a joke about going for a ride in there somewhere
I mean ... cycling gear, ride
You need to hit the brakes and stop peddling backwards
Uh ... and something about bike seats
Or the chain ... make a chain ...
Im running out of bike talk
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
No no no
You were supposed to add in a joke about going for a ride in there somewhere
I mean ... cycling gear, ride
You need to hit the brakes and stop peddling backwards
Uh ... and something about bike seats
Or the chain ... make a chain ...
Im running out of bike talk
You were supposed to add in a joke about going for a ride in there somewhere
I mean ... cycling gear, ride
You need to hit the brakes and stop peddling backwards
Uh ... and something about bike seats
Or the chain ... make a chain ...
Im running out of bike talk
Then it should be called "spin on it"
It harks to gambling via roulette and wheels of fortune
But also when you take the money and run
Ill register you in the offshore banking to get around the legal side of betting regulations
It harks to gambling via roulette and wheels of fortune
But also when you take the money and run
Ill register you in the offshore banking to get around the legal side of betting regulations
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Then it should be called "spin on it"
It harks to gambling via roulette and wheels of fortune
But also when you take the money and run
Ill register you in the offshore banking to get around the legal side of betting regulations
It harks to gambling via roulette and wheels of fortune
But also when you take the money and run
Ill register you in the offshore banking to get around the legal side of betting regulations
But .. thats still unclear to me
Ill just take a load ... with my load i guess, and keep sending them till you say stop
Uh just not right now as I have to go to work in an hour or so. Not enough time to do all 50 loads ... I meant shots. Pictures!
You know what I mean
Ill just take a load ... with my load i guess, and keep sending them till you say stop
Uh just not right now as I have to go to work in an hour or so. Not enough time to do all 50 loads ... I meant shots. Pictures!
You know what I mean
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
But .. thats still unclear to me
Ill just take a load ... with my load i guess, and keep sending them till you say stop
Uh just not right now as I have to go to work in an hour or so. Not enough time to do all 50 loads ... I meant shots. Pictures!
You know what I mean
Ill just take a load ... with my load i guess, and keep sending them till you say stop
Uh just not right now as I have to go to work in an hour or so. Not enough time to do all 50 loads ... I meant shots. Pictures!
You know what I mean
Wait is that 50 pics from all of us or 50 each
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Wait is that 50 pics from all of us or 50 each
Bad Dave
I thought all gambling sites had stupid names and gimmicks
*gasp* but yours doesn't cause there's no real gambling on there. It's a total clue to being a rip off but not so obvious it'll give it away
At least not till you have their money
I thought all gambling sites had stupid names and gimmicks
*gasp* but yours doesn't cause there's no real gambling on there. It's a total clue to being a rip off but not so obvious it'll give it away
At least not till you have their money
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Bad Dave
I thought all gambling sites had stupid names and gimmicks
*gasp* but yours doesn't cause there's no real gambling on there. It's a total clue to being a rip off but not so obvious it'll give it away
At least not till you have their money
I thought all gambling sites had stupid names and gimmicks
*gasp* but yours doesn't cause there's no real gambling on there. It's a total clue to being a rip off but not so obvious it'll give it away
At least not till you have their money
But what would you call it
Bet-ter late than never
Take a gamble
Mugs game
Punters pleasure (no thats an onlyfans one)
21 jack (no thats onlyfans again)
Three cup suprise (thats only on the dark web and its vile)
Coin toss
Out-right-fraud-and-deception-you-will-not-get-anything-back bingo
Bet-ter late than never
Take a gamble
Mugs game
Punters pleasure (no thats an onlyfans one)
21 jack (no thats onlyfans again)
Three cup suprise (thats only on the dark web and its vile)
Coin toss
Out-right-fraud-and-deception-you-will-not-get-anything-back bingo
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
But what would you call it
Bet-ter late than never
Take a gamble
Mugs game
Punters pleasure (no thats an onlyfans one)
21 jack (no thats onlyfans again)
Three cup suprise (thats only on the dark web and its vile)
Coin toss
Out-right-fraud-and-deception-you-will-not-get-anything-back bingo
Bet-ter late than never
Take a gamble
Mugs game
Punters pleasure (no thats an onlyfans one)
21 jack (no thats onlyfans again)
Three cup suprise (thats only on the dark web and its vile)
Coin toss
Out-right-fraud-and-deception-you-will-not-get-anything-back bingo
So look at this
Isnt it great
Thats not one big bottom part. It's a chunk of smaller bits I had to put together
And look, you can see the engine and into the ... uh ... Bridge. That's the word (SO embarrassing as my other Internet name is Captain Bear and I need to know ship shit to be a pirate
Isnt it great
Thats not one big bottom part. It's a chunk of smaller bits I had to put together
And look, you can see the engine and into the ... uh ... Bridge. That's the word (SO embarrassing as my other Internet name is Captain Bear and I need to know ship shit to be a pirate
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
So look at this
Isnt it great
Thats not one big bottom part. It's a chunk of smaller bits I had to put together
And look, you can see the engine and into the ... uh ... Bridge. That's the word (SO embarrassing as my other Internet name is Captain Bear and I need to know ship shit to be a pirate
Isnt it great
Thats not one big bottom part. It's a chunk of smaller bits I had to put together
And look, you can see the engine and into the ... uh ... Bridge. That's the word (SO embarrassing as my other Internet name is Captain Bear and I need to know ship shit to be a pirate
If you want to kiss it go ahead
Use your tongue if you want
I will
Use your tongue if you want
I will
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If you want to kiss it go ahead
Use your tongue if you want
I will
Use your tongue if you want
I will
Oh yyeeaaaaa keep celebrating
Im going to celebrate myself right now
Im going to celebrate myself right now
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Oh yyeeaaaaa keep celebrating
Im going to celebrate myself right now
Im going to celebrate myself right now
Would you like a cwtch to help
Or a handjob
Cause if I didn't make it filthy you might think I was being impersonated
Or a handjob
Cause if I didn't make it filthy you might think I was being impersonated
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Would you like a cwtch to help
Or a handjob
Cause if I didn't make it filthy you might think I was being impersonated
Or a handjob
Cause if I didn't make it filthy you might think I was being impersonated
So do you need help hiding the body
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
So do you need help hiding the body
I had that
It was my fingers hitting the little mute button on the side of thevideo
But if you dont turn it off ut stays on by default and it'll shock you again
It was my fingers hitting the little mute button on the side of thevideo
But if you dont turn it off ut stays on by default and it'll shock you again
December 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I had that
It was my fingers hitting the little mute button on the side of thevideo
But if you dont turn it off ut stays on by default and it'll shock you again
It was my fingers hitting the little mute button on the side of thevideo
But if you dont turn it off ut stays on by default and it'll shock you again
Ill give you a clue
Its not my fingers
But ill use them later
Its not my fingers
But ill use them later
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ill give you a clue
Its not my fingers
But ill use them later
Its not my fingers
But ill use them later
Shame
Oh i forgot to point at you
Oh i forgot to point at you
a picture of a dental office with the words shame on you on it
ALT: a picture of a dental office with the words shame on you on it
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December 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Shame
Oh i forgot to point at you
Oh i forgot to point at you
Yes I guess
Its okay at least once but I dont know if its porous rock so how would you clean it
I know this was a joke but id watch you put things in
Its okay at least once but I dont know if its porous rock so how would you clean it
I know this was a joke but id watch you put things in
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Yes I guess
Its okay at least once but I dont know if its porous rock so how would you clean it
I know this was a joke but id watch you put things in
Its okay at least once but I dont know if its porous rock so how would you clean it
I know this was a joke but id watch you put things in
I love the master suite has a master room next to it
So obviously thats a sex dungeon where you are a dom
And the jack and Jill sink room. I cant call it a bathroom as it just has sinks
Three of them so no awkwardness after a threesome there
So obviously thats a sex dungeon where you are a dom
And the jack and Jill sink room. I cant call it a bathroom as it just has sinks
Three of them so no awkwardness after a threesome there
December 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I love the master suite has a master room next to it
So obviously thats a sex dungeon where you are a dom
And the jack and Jill sink room. I cant call it a bathroom as it just has sinks
Three of them so no awkwardness after a threesome there
So obviously thats a sex dungeon where you are a dom
And the jack and Jill sink room. I cant call it a bathroom as it just has sinks
Three of them so no awkwardness after a threesome there
Aaaaahhhhhhbb fishies
December 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Aaaaahhhhhhbb fishies