Cap'n Bear
@morganjr25.bsky.social
Big fan of Lego, fun sci-fi, smart comedy and total and utter smut. Seriously, I'm filth. Oh and gardening. I like that to.
Ive been really into my lego lately
Cause im fuc-king sick of cunts. Racist, trans hating, homophobic, bigoted, stuck up, mother fucking shit talking cunts ruining my TV and Internet and clawing into my view by being piles of fucking shit that stains you just looking at it
And I dont want to
Cause im fuc-king sick of cunts. Racist, trans hating, homophobic, bigoted, stuck up, mother fucking shit talking cunts ruining my TV and Internet and clawing into my view by being piles of fucking shit that stains you just looking at it
And I dont want to
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Ive been really into my lego lately
Cause im fuc-king sick of cunts. Racist, trans hating, homophobic, bigoted, stuck up, mother fucking shit talking cunts ruining my TV and Internet and clawing into my view by being piles of fucking shit that stains you just looking at it
And I dont want to
Cause im fuc-king sick of cunts. Racist, trans hating, homophobic, bigoted, stuck up, mother fucking shit talking cunts ruining my TV and Internet and clawing into my view by being piles of fucking shit that stains you just looking at it
And I dont want to
People
I have just binge read all available episodes of Mr Tigers Snacks
Its somehow adorable and gloriously funny
I want to tell you things ... but I dont want to spoil it. READ IT READ IT READ IT
www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-...
I have just binge read all available episodes of Mr Tigers Snacks
Its somehow adorable and gloriously funny
I want to tell you things ... but I dont want to spoil it. READ IT READ IT READ IT
www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-...
Mr. Tiger's Snacks
Hoseok is a tiger who wants to make and sell cute desserts in peace. While he was once a member of a shady syndicate, he makes the decision to wash his hands of that life and instead follow his dream ...
www.webtoons.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
People
I have just binge read all available episodes of Mr Tigers Snacks
Its somehow adorable and gloriously funny
I want to tell you things ... but I dont want to spoil it. READ IT READ IT READ IT
www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-...
I have just binge read all available episodes of Mr Tigers Snacks
Its somehow adorable and gloriously funny
I want to tell you things ... but I dont want to spoil it. READ IT READ IT READ IT
www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-...
So I finally watched the film Queenpins
It was fun
If you dont know anything about using coupons in American supermarkets it might be a strange plot. They counterfeit coupons and sell them for a fortune
I onky know a bit from the TV show Extreme Couponing
It was fun
If you dont know anything about using coupons in American supermarkets it might be a strange plot. They counterfeit coupons and sell them for a fortune
I onky know a bit from the TV show Extreme Couponing
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
So I finally watched the film Queenpins
It was fun
If you dont know anything about using coupons in American supermarkets it might be a strange plot. They counterfeit coupons and sell them for a fortune
I onky know a bit from the TV show Extreme Couponing
It was fun
If you dont know anything about using coupons in American supermarkets it might be a strange plot. They counterfeit coupons and sell them for a fortune
I onky know a bit from the TV show Extreme Couponing
Reposted by Cap'n Bear
Taurus: Live fast, die young, and leave a deeply confusing browser history.
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Taurus: Live fast, die young, and leave a deeply confusing browser history.
Me: I have to try saving money. I soent way to much last week
Also me: Lego has a sale on two sets I want! (Adds them to basket. Then two more small sets. And then a book)
Also me: Lego has a sale on two sets I want! (Adds them to basket. Then two more small sets. And then a book)
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Me: I have to try saving money. I soent way to much last week
Also me: Lego has a sale on two sets I want! (Adds them to basket. Then two more small sets. And then a book)
Also me: Lego has a sale on two sets I want! (Adds them to basket. Then two more small sets. And then a book)
I guess im feeling ..... okaaaaaaay?
Still a bit "blaa" but not as bad as I did
Still a bit "blaa" but not as bad as I did
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I guess im feeling ..... okaaaaaaay?
Still a bit "blaa" but not as bad as I did
Still a bit "blaa" but not as bad as I did
Oh my gods ive gone to bed at 11
Im blaming being sick
Im blaming being sick
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Oh my gods ive gone to bed at 11
Im blaming being sick
Im blaming being sick
I lasted three hours in work before I came home sick
Im shocked I lasted that long
Im shocked I lasted that long
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I lasted three hours in work before I came home sick
Im shocked I lasted that long
Im shocked I lasted that long
WELL
that might explain why ive been weirdly sick the last few days
I just went to make a sandwich and the last of the bread (we got a new loaf but i decided to finish this one off) was rotten.
The bread ive been eating all week as toast and sandwiches cause I was to sick to make anything
that might explain why ive been weirdly sick the last few days
I just went to make a sandwich and the last of the bread (we got a new loaf but i decided to finish this one off) was rotten.
The bread ive been eating all week as toast and sandwiches cause I was to sick to make anything
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
WELL
that might explain why ive been weirdly sick the last few days
I just went to make a sandwich and the last of the bread (we got a new loaf but i decided to finish this one off) was rotten.
The bread ive been eating all week as toast and sandwiches cause I was to sick to make anything
that might explain why ive been weirdly sick the last few days
I just went to make a sandwich and the last of the bread (we got a new loaf but i decided to finish this one off) was rotten.
The bread ive been eating all week as toast and sandwiches cause I was to sick to make anything
Im not well
Im not going into work
I have tried to phone in sick
The phone isnt working
I dont care
Im feeling to crappy to care
Im going back to bed
Im not going into work
I have tried to phone in sick
The phone isnt working
I dont care
Im feeling to crappy to care
Im going back to bed
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Im not well
Im not going into work
I have tried to phone in sick
The phone isnt working
I dont care
Im feeling to crappy to care
Im going back to bed
Im not going into work
I have tried to phone in sick
The phone isnt working
I dont care
Im feeling to crappy to care
Im going back to bed
So I looked into that phone tarot thing
You literally just apply and they do a ten minute interview going over the subjects you can't talk about (medical, legal or financial advice. It's already in the pdf) you fill out a profile, they add you to the system and off you go
That's it
You literally just apply and they do a ten minute interview going over the subjects you can't talk about (medical, legal or financial advice. It's already in the pdf) you fill out a profile, they add you to the system and off you go
That's it
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
So I looked into that phone tarot thing
You literally just apply and they do a ten minute interview going over the subjects you can't talk about (medical, legal or financial advice. It's already in the pdf) you fill out a profile, they add you to the system and off you go
That's it
You literally just apply and they do a ten minute interview going over the subjects you can't talk about (medical, legal or financial advice. It's already in the pdf) you fill out a profile, they add you to the system and off you go
That's it
Are you fucking kidding me
So I bought micro sd cards for the new video door bell and camera
They dont work with them
I dont know why
But the machine says it's the wrong kind. £60 for cards i cant get to work
Luckily I only opened one so ill see if i can send the other two back
So I bought micro sd cards for the new video door bell and camera
They dont work with them
I dont know why
But the machine says it's the wrong kind. £60 for cards i cant get to work
Luckily I only opened one so ill see if i can send the other two back
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Are you fucking kidding me
So I bought micro sd cards for the new video door bell and camera
They dont work with them
I dont know why
But the machine says it's the wrong kind. £60 for cards i cant get to work
Luckily I only opened one so ill see if i can send the other two back
So I bought micro sd cards for the new video door bell and camera
They dont work with them
I dont know why
But the machine says it's the wrong kind. £60 for cards i cant get to work
Luckily I only opened one so ill see if i can send the other two back
OH MY GODS
EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS
So I was in the library and I just happened to find this book. It was so specific I thought "wouldn't it be funny if ..."
So I flicked over the page ... and ...
EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS
So I was in the library and I just happened to find this book. It was so specific I thought "wouldn't it be funny if ..."
So I flicked over the page ... and ...
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
OH MY GODS
EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS
So I was in the library and I just happened to find this book. It was so specific I thought "wouldn't it be funny if ..."
So I flicked over the page ... and ...
EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS
So I was in the library and I just happened to find this book. It was so specific I thought "wouldn't it be funny if ..."
So I flicked over the page ... and ...
Well now im being forced to sit here and relax
Went to go to the library and now im sat in the car waiting
My windows are so frozen ive had to dig out my antifreeze from the boot
Abd its still frosted
The heaters are in high abd im just "chilling"
Ha
Went to go to the library and now im sat in the car waiting
My windows are so frozen ive had to dig out my antifreeze from the boot
Abd its still frosted
The heaters are in high abd im just "chilling"
Ha
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Well now im being forced to sit here and relax
Went to go to the library and now im sat in the car waiting
My windows are so frozen ive had to dig out my antifreeze from the boot
Abd its still frosted
The heaters are in high abd im just "chilling"
Ha
Went to go to the library and now im sat in the car waiting
My windows are so frozen ive had to dig out my antifreeze from the boot
Abd its still frosted
The heaters are in high abd im just "chilling"
Ha
Aghhh I forgot I also have to take those books back to the library tonight
I can go after I take the dog out
Im annoyed at that as well. I grabbed some interesting looking books and then didnt read them
Might keep that murder mystery one but the others can go back
I can go after I take the dog out
Im annoyed at that as well. I grabbed some interesting looking books and then didnt read them
Might keep that murder mystery one but the others can go back
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Aghhh I forgot I also have to take those books back to the library tonight
I can go after I take the dog out
Im annoyed at that as well. I grabbed some interesting looking books and then didnt read them
Might keep that murder mystery one but the others can go back
I can go after I take the dog out
Im annoyed at that as well. I grabbed some interesting looking books and then didnt read them
Might keep that murder mystery one but the others can go back
Okay I must be more ... ugh ... upbeat
Or ill never make friends if im just so angry im out spitting in faces
Well ... some of you pervs like that sort of thing
So I just need more pervs 🤔
Or ill never make friends if im just so angry im out spitting in faces
Well ... some of you pervs like that sort of thing
So I just need more pervs 🤔
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Okay I must be more ... ugh ... upbeat
Or ill never make friends if im just so angry im out spitting in faces
Well ... some of you pervs like that sort of thing
So I just need more pervs 🤔
Or ill never make friends if im just so angry im out spitting in faces
Well ... some of you pervs like that sort of thing
So I just need more pervs 🤔
Oh my gods
Ohohohoho
I just found a job listing (yes I should be asleep) for a tarot card reader/psychic/medium/ spiritual healer for a phone line
Im saving that
I should APPLY for that. It'll be fun
Ohohohoho
I just found a job listing (yes I should be asleep) for a tarot card reader/psychic/medium/ spiritual healer for a phone line
Im saving that
I should APPLY for that. It'll be fun
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Oh my gods
Ohohohoho
I just found a job listing (yes I should be asleep) for a tarot card reader/psychic/medium/ spiritual healer for a phone line
Im saving that
I should APPLY for that. It'll be fun
Ohohohoho
I just found a job listing (yes I should be asleep) for a tarot card reader/psychic/medium/ spiritual healer for a phone line
Im saving that
I should APPLY for that. It'll be fun
Huh
Turns out its time for my good mood to crash
Hard
Now im a grumpy spiteful piece of shit. Also freezing cold even though the heating is on and im wrapped in a dressing gown
Fu-uh-uck
I mean the cold and being annoyed at how bad i cooked tonight isnt helping (it was so bad I dont know how)
Turns out its time for my good mood to crash
Hard
Now im a grumpy spiteful piece of shit. Also freezing cold even though the heating is on and im wrapped in a dressing gown
Fu-uh-uck
I mean the cold and being annoyed at how bad i cooked tonight isnt helping (it was so bad I dont know how)
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Huh
Turns out its time for my good mood to crash
Hard
Now im a grumpy spiteful piece of shit. Also freezing cold even though the heating is on and im wrapped in a dressing gown
Fu-uh-uck
I mean the cold and being annoyed at how bad i cooked tonight isnt helping (it was so bad I dont know how)
Turns out its time for my good mood to crash
Hard
Now im a grumpy spiteful piece of shit. Also freezing cold even though the heating is on and im wrapped in a dressing gown
Fu-uh-uck
I mean the cold and being annoyed at how bad i cooked tonight isnt helping (it was so bad I dont know how)
Just a quick update about what's been going on
I'm a fucking magnificent joy to behold
My existence radiates through all of space and time
I shall exist till the end of all things, then immediately wrestle control of the new universe that spawns from my essence
I'm making some stir fry chicken
I'm a fucking magnificent joy to behold
My existence radiates through all of space and time
I shall exist till the end of all things, then immediately wrestle control of the new universe that spawns from my essence
I'm making some stir fry chicken
November 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Just a quick update about what's been going on
I'm a fucking magnificent joy to behold
My existence radiates through all of space and time
I shall exist till the end of all things, then immediately wrestle control of the new universe that spawns from my essence
I'm making some stir fry chicken
I'm a fucking magnificent joy to behold
My existence radiates through all of space and time
I shall exist till the end of all things, then immediately wrestle control of the new universe that spawns from my essence
I'm making some stir fry chicken
Ughhh I have to go to the dentist today for a check up
I dont care about the dentist part. It's paying them £50 to tell me nothings wrong thats annoying me
Ughhh
I dont care about the dentist part. It's paying them £50 to tell me nothings wrong thats annoying me
Ughhh
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Ughhh I have to go to the dentist today for a check up
I dont care about the dentist part. It's paying them £50 to tell me nothings wrong thats annoying me
Ughhh
I dont care about the dentist part. It's paying them £50 to tell me nothings wrong thats annoying me
Ughhh
Im £200 cause im a fancy bitch
And naked
And worth it
Seriously though having a (nude) portrait painted of myself was a life goal i didn't know i had till it happened
Im so thrilled and pleased I cant even cover how much it means to me
Ironic since im totally uncovered in it
And naked
And worth it
Seriously though having a (nude) portrait painted of myself was a life goal i didn't know i had till it happened
Im so thrilled and pleased I cant even cover how much it means to me
Ironic since im totally uncovered in it
It’s time to clear some studio space! A Pre Christmas BIG STUDIO SALE is now on in my on line shop!!
More than 50% off! No discount codes needed. Follow the link here or in my bio
andysylvesterartist.bigcartel.com
#gayart #gaythemed #gay #queerart #art #artist #gayartist #artistsoninline
More than 50% off! No discount codes needed. Follow the link here or in my bio
andysylvesterartist.bigcartel.com
#gayart #gaythemed #gay #queerart #art #artist #gayartist #artistsoninline
Andy Sylvester Artist
Artist shop selling one off paintings.
andysylvesterartist.bigcartel.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Im £200 cause im a fancy bitch
And naked
And worth it
Seriously though having a (nude) portrait painted of myself was a life goal i didn't know i had till it happened
Im so thrilled and pleased I cant even cover how much it means to me
Ironic since im totally uncovered in it
And naked
And worth it
Seriously though having a (nude) portrait painted of myself was a life goal i didn't know i had till it happened
Im so thrilled and pleased I cant even cover how much it means to me
Ironic since im totally uncovered in it
Oh-fucking-kay
I have just bought a SECOND coat. Exactly the same, £15 cheaper but it might fit
.... I tried to do a video about it but I don't want to keep wearing this coat as I have to return it
Long story short
I bought a coat online. They have awkward sizes (odd number instead of even)
I have just bought a SECOND coat. Exactly the same, £15 cheaper but it might fit
.... I tried to do a video about it but I don't want to keep wearing this coat as I have to return it
Long story short
I bought a coat online. They have awkward sizes (odd number instead of even)
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Oh-fucking-kay
I have just bought a SECOND coat. Exactly the same, £15 cheaper but it might fit
.... I tried to do a video about it but I don't want to keep wearing this coat as I have to return it
Long story short
I bought a coat online. They have awkward sizes (odd number instead of even)
I have just bought a SECOND coat. Exactly the same, £15 cheaper but it might fit
.... I tried to do a video about it but I don't want to keep wearing this coat as I have to return it
Long story short
I bought a coat online. They have awkward sizes (odd number instead of even)
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
New Fallout TV next month
.... fun fact I start playing Fallout with guns and being careful ... then I just end up punching everything to death with a powerfist or a Deathclaw Gauntlet. Whatever's got more damage at that point
BEAT IT TO DEATH
New Fallout TV next month
.... fun fact I start playing Fallout with guns and being careful ... then I just end up punching everything to death with a powerfist or a Deathclaw Gauntlet. Whatever's got more damage at that point
BEAT IT TO DEATH
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
New Fallout TV next month
.... fun fact I start playing Fallout with guns and being careful ... then I just end up punching everything to death with a powerfist or a Deathclaw Gauntlet. Whatever's got more damage at that point
BEAT IT TO DEATH
New Fallout TV next month
.... fun fact I start playing Fallout with guns and being careful ... then I just end up punching everything to death with a powerfist or a Deathclaw Gauntlet. Whatever's got more damage at that point
BEAT IT TO DEATH
Eight years ... ten years .... WHO CARES. I FINALLY HAVE MY BOOMIE
Oh my gods I think i came a little
Oh my gods I think i came a little
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Eight years ... ten years .... WHO CARES. I FINALLY HAVE MY BOOMIE
Oh my gods I think i came a little
Oh my gods I think i came a little