Me irl

He looks like he’s playing a version of Thor where Chris Hemsworth has a tapeworm and no one in real life is supposed to talk about it, and that’s just not something daddy is willing to do

Lumbus, you unbelievably beautiful bitch, she’s all yours 🫡

Thank you, fellow kids. And wow look how high Joey is

Nathan, your children are starving for yogurt.

If the Celtics take my dad Wilfried Nancy from me I will never forgive the small Irish fishing village of Scotland for as long as I live.

Look how high Joey is, wow

2-0 FCC

Excuse me, New Keyth, haven’t you moved to Europe?

Then I was like “oh my god we live in a society which has allowed me to procreate” and I’ve honestly never moved past that outrage. And yet if you watch the video, I forced my newly pregnant wife to move a 260 pound tifo on her shoulders. Such is Mango.

The morning of that first HiR at the old stadium, Pam (selfish) woke me up by saying “hey wanna see something crazy” and then handed me a positive pregnancy test. My first thought, obviously, was “disgusting, why are you handing me something you peed on?”