scientists believe there are more ways for a guy to get whomped in the nuts than there are stars in the universe

Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

you know there’s at least three other women pregnant with elon’s baby right now reading that statement in complete shock

thank you, @hankgreen.bsky.social

good emails to get:

-you have been accepted to free money program
-darling, i am madly in love with you (from hot person)
-we would like to publish your book/produce your film/build your cathedral

bad emails to get:

-all others

y'all ever see a take so bad you are forced to immediately go to sleep?

google “chicken swing”

Is DeepSeek R1 OpenAI’s “Sputnik Moment?” No. None of those words actually mean anything

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

Beat Saber really turns grown ass men into children who want to show you a cool trick

"Look look I can full combo FitBeat on expert mode!"

That's great buddy good job

Taking probiotics and antibiotics at the same time to evolve into my final form: Biotic

Me, listening to a Hbomberguy video while falling asleep:

Sing me a lullaby British man