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scientists believe there are more ways for a guy to get whomped in the nuts than there are stars in the universe
March 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.
March 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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you know there’s at least three other women pregnant with elon’s baby right now reading that statement in complete shock
February 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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February 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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good emails to get:

-you have been accepted to free money program
-darling, i am madly in love with you (from hot person)
-we would like to publish your book/produce your film/build your cathedral

bad emails to get:

-all others
February 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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y'all ever see a take so bad you are forced to immediately go to sleep?
February 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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google “chicken swing”
February 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Is DeepSeek R1 OpenAI’s “Sputnik Moment?” No. None of those words actually mean anything
January 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
theonion.com
January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Beat Saber really turns grown ass men into children who want to show you a cool trick

"Look look I can full combo FitBeat on expert mode!"

That's great buddy good job
January 22, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Taking probiotics and antibiotics at the same time to evolve into my final form: Biotic
January 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Me, listening to a Hbomberguy video while falling asleep:

Sing me a lullaby British man
December 10, 2024 at 9:44 PM
November 30, 2024 at 11:01 PM