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Pete. But more. Co-Creator of the DETMER QB Metric. https://sickoscommittee.substack.com/p/the-sickos-committee-presents-detmer
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Charlie Day gesticulating in front of an unhinged pinboard of documents and strings.
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Picture of Mike Myers next to text reading “Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me there’s going to be another one!” —Mike Myers On 9/11 Clickhole
October 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Post a concert photo you took
Jarvis Cocker of Pulp songs while raising an enormous hand in emphasis. Candida Doyle is on keyboards and their new guitarist whose name I forget is there too. The light is very red and palm trees and an enormous wall loom overhead. The venue is Hollywood Forever Cemetary.
September 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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The book jacket for the fake book “Karn on the Cobb” from Detroiters
September 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I am so so so happy right now @pjbond.offregister.press It’s so beautiful, I love it. Now to read Geezer 3! @offregisterhq.bsky.social @williampotter.com
Photo of a sketch by artist Philip J. Bond depicting the cover of the Pulp single for “Miss-Shapes,” notably depicting the members of the band as paper dolls. It was a special request as part of a kickstarter campaign for the amazing comic Geezer. Truly mind blowing from the sweetest man in comics.
August 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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It's also what most wikipedias of bands with long discographies that I don't know anything about read like. Consider this excerpt for the article for the band Poco.
A screenshot of text. It reads The group (having added a keyboardist, Dave Vanacore) toured in early 1990 opening for Marx and appeared at Farm Aid IV on April 7, 1990, at the Hoosier Dome in Indianapolis, Indiana. But Furay, now a church minister in Colorado, then had to bow out due to his commitments and Poco toured as a headliner in the summer of 1990 with Sundrud returning to take over rhythm guitar from Furay. Despite Legacy's gold status and the two hit singles, the band did not make much money on their 1990 tour, one of the problems being their booking into military bases that turned out to be mostly empty, as the troops were all deployed for the Desert Shield operation in the Persian Gulf. RCA ended up dropping them from their roster and recordings for a proposed follow up to Legacy were abandoned.
August 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Seems like she might be involved.
Image of the bad nineties comic Witchblade
August 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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The Valkyries mascot is Violet the raven.
Mascot in a lavender bird suit with glasses at midcourt of Chase Center
August 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Love this. Reminds me of when I saw these dudes in Osaka who juggled Rubin’s cubes until they revealed they had been configuring them in the air into pixel art of Luigi.
Two jugglers in Osaka showing a picture of Luigi they made out of Rubik’s cubes.
July 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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If you see this, post a DC Comics cover you love.
Cover of Batman and Robin #3 by Morrison and Quitely. Depicts a tiny Batman and Robin at the center, fighting a mass of dollotrons that continues out and out and out until you realize the point of view is a dollotron preparing to rush in to join the fight.
July 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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My brother had posited the villain of Star Fox, but so think this is a bit better.
Andross, the simian final boss of Star Fox 64
July 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Ada in really old issues of Wired are genuinely incredible
June 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Well!
Poster for the movie Mother! With the role of the actor in this thread's character name: Fornicator.
May 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Much to consider
May 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Yeah, here it is. Exempted both because of informational materials rule and that books made in Canada are made wholly with Canadian materials. Still an absolutely insane set of policies but an important exception for now.
April 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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What a legend, my goodness.
Screenshot of Foot’s Wikipedia section. It reads “Death: Foot died on 18 June 1978 in a hotel in Hong Kong, after choking on a sandwich.”
April 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Ludwig Kaas said almost exactly that.
March 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Your dad.
Homer Simpson snuggling with an extremely purple rotted sandwich next to a trash can. He is pale from food-borne illness, saying "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! I...OH, HOW CAN I STAY MAD AT YOU?" Marge looks on in dismay.
March 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Old tweet from Stefan Heck (@boring_as_heck) [mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good
March 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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It strikes me that the entire Democratic congressional leadership has the same view of effective protest that Simpsons character George HW Bush did.
Sign reading "Two bad neighbors" with very poorly rendered pictures of the heads of Bart and Homer Simpson hung from a cartoon house. This is a screenshot from an episode in which George HW Bush moves across the street from the Simpsons and immediately begins feuding with them. Everyone else is bewildered by the sign.
March 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Just wait until this one shows up
Classic image of a guy in a bad costume based on Jared Leto’s Joker costume, primarily consisting of a short green wig, white face paint including a fake tattoo of the word cursive, and then a weird translucent long sleeve shirt covered in various joker tattoos
March 1, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Yep. Recreate this one, but with WiFi for syncing and streaming. Only thing I would run with. images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5...
Picture of the fifth gen iPod nano in all of its colors of the rainbow
February 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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I looked it up a few years ago, but this is definitely not widely known outside the Blazers fanbase. Almost as odd is the story of the logo.
Wikipedia explanation of the Portland Trail Blazers logo, reading: “The team's colors are red, black, and white. The team's "pinwheel" logo, originally designed by the cousin of founder Harry Glickman, is a graphic interpretation of two five-on-five basketball teams lined up against each other. One side of the pinwheel is red; the other side is black or white. The logo has gone from a vertical alignment to a slanted one starting in the 1991 season, creating a straight edge along the top”
January 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Not available just east of the Mississippi! The map is much, much weirder than that. www.wideopencountry.com/wp-content/u...
Map of the United States divided by availability of Girl Scout cookies. Green is Little Brownie Bakers, and Orange is ABC Bakers.
January 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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This was the best inadvertent satire of such men ever. preview.redd.it/as92c6a08nma...
Photo of the guy from the show Catfish standing in an elevator, hand on heart, with a post reading “it disgusts me that I share my gender with cowards who physically or verbally abuse women. A real man shows his strength through patience and honor. This elevator is abuse free. #RESPECT”
January 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM