Hatsune Mordy
@mordydaunt.bsky.social
Manager of the Reunion Inn. Only close friends may call me “Mordy.” (Ooo ee ooo)
Parody account
Parody account
Gosh, it’s been so long since Targent took over like three-quarters of the city. I told the police but they said that it was kind of scary and that it would probably fix itself. But Mr. Ledore is in danger! Possibly because of imposters! If he can wait for a wild gay twink then I must do something.
July 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Gosh, it’s been so long since Targent took over like three-quarters of the city. I told the police but they said that it was kind of scary and that it would probably fix itself. But Mr. Ledore is in danger! Possibly because of imposters! If he can wait for a wild gay twink then I must do something.
The Reunion Inn welcomes everyone, no matter how gay they are! Come on down! OO ee oo
June 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The Reunion Inn welcomes everyone, no matter how gay they are! Come on down! OO ee oo
I feel the urge to not talk to British people
May 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I feel the urge to not talk to British people
Yeeowch. My 2 concussions are hurting again.
May 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Yeeowch. My 2 concussions are hurting again.
Owowowowow I’m getting so many more concussions
April 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Owowowowow I’m getting so many more concussions
Wait was that rabbit Mr. Dalston took home actually real. I was too busy looking for eggs to look at it closely.
April 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Wait was that rabbit Mr. Dalston took home actually real. I was too busy looking for eggs to look at it closely.
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I’ve actually started listening to Hatsune Miku. Maybe she isn’t such a b-i-c-t-h after all
April 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’ve actually started listening to Hatsune Miku. Maybe she isn’t such a b-i-c-t-h after all
Please help. I don’t think I can sleep with miniature versions of my employers with bunny ears watching me. I’ll even give them to you if you don’t buy a room. Please.
I’m giving out free figures! They’ve got bunny ears on them! Spend a night at the Inn and get a free Masked Gentleman with bunny ears!
April 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Please help. I don’t think I can sleep with miniature versions of my employers with bunny ears watching me. I’ll even give them to you if you don’t buy a room. Please.
I’m giving out free figures! They’ve got bunny ears on them! Spend a night at the Inn and get a free Masked Gentleman with bunny ears!
April 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I’m giving out free figures! They’ve got bunny ears on them! Spend a night at the Inn and get a free Masked Gentleman with bunny ears!
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[He walks over to take a look. It is the most adorable thing he has ever seen.]
[He walks over to take a look. It is the most adorable thing he has ever seen.]
April 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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[He walks over to take a look. It is the most adorable thing he has ever seen.]
[He walks over to take a look. It is the most adorable thing he has ever seen.]
PLEASE HELP. It turns out letting the public decide what goes in eggs is not good! Please help me find all 417 eggs in the Reunion Inn!!
April 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
PLEASE HELP. It turns out letting the public decide what goes in eggs is not good! Please help me find all 417 eggs in the Reunion Inn!!
We’re having a celebratory egg hunt inside the Reunion Inn! There’s around 420 eggs.
I’ve found 2 already. That number is significant to me for personal reasons.
I’ve found 2 already. That number is significant to me for personal reasons.
April 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We’re having a celebratory egg hunt inside the Reunion Inn! There’s around 420 eggs.
I’ve found 2 already. That number is significant to me for personal reasons.
I’ve found 2 already. That number is significant to me for personal reasons.
My hair will be a beacon no longer with Targent around.
April 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My hair will be a beacon no longer with Targent around.
Who are “Targent.” Are they imposters, by any chance?
April 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Who are “Targent.” Are they imposters, by any chance?
My hair style is NOT supposed to be a virus. It’s the mask of chaos but 3D. It’s like the symbol of the city so I decided to really get into it. It’s the “Miracle Cut.” You should try it.
April 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My hair style is NOT supposed to be a virus. It’s the mask of chaos but 3D. It’s like the symbol of the city so I decided to really get into it. It’s the “Miracle Cut.” You should try it.
Hey I know what hotel you should go to.
That would be nice! I’ve never really traveled too far outside of London when it’s not for an assignment.
Thank you for the tip, Ms. Ledore! You’re very kind.
Thank you for the tip, Ms. Ledore! You’re very kind.
April 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Hey I know what hotel you should go to.
My two concussions are healing well!! I should be able to get back to my work at the Inn in a few weeks. As long as No One Tasers Me.
April 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My two concussions are healing well!! I should be able to get back to my work at the Inn in a few weeks. As long as No One Tasers Me.
I would like to clarify that I have no problem with anyone who is transgender. They are all fine; I just don’t like it when people steal other’s identities.
With that being said, I played a prank on you all. I dressed up as Mrs. Ledore. This is ok because it was April Fools.
With that being said, I played a prank on you all. I dressed up as Mrs. Ledore. This is ok because it was April Fools.
April 2, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I would like to clarify that I have no problem with anyone who is transgender. They are all fine; I just don’t like it when people steal other’s identities.
With that being said, I played a prank on you all. I dressed up as Mrs. Ledore. This is ok because it was April Fools.
With that being said, I played a prank on you all. I dressed up as Mrs. Ledore. This is ok because it was April Fools.
my legs are skinny as hell
April 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
my legs are skinny as hell
How does it feel now bitch
April 1, 2025 at 11:07 AM
How does it feel now bitch