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Morgz
@morbidly-morgan.bsky.social
She/Her - ADHD - Melbourne/Hobart
Producer @ Infinity Plus 2 on Puzzle Quest 3 & Puzzle Quest: Immortal Edition
Speednoodle Owner
I cry at all the things
Mask still up 😷
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Look, I am not a theater purist by any stretch of the imagination, but please do not watch Lawrence of Arabia on your phone
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Historically, public executions were what the state used to cover up for the fact that there weren't actually capable of maintaining the rule of law.

Coz people have known for, like, a really long time they aren't good for anything else.
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: hehe yeah bro

ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Oh no, we can't loose the strict adherence to traditional ideas of gender and sexuality that the Looney Tunes cartoons were so famous for.
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
All in all, would be nice if less failures involved dickbags with business degrees who's prior job was being a food and beverage executive or dickbags with business degrees and piles of debt-laden money who've never had a job of any kind.
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Kind reminder to those of you that haven't made the switch to another platform that Spotify should remain boycotted www.theguardian.com/music/2025/s...
Massive Attack remove music from Spotify to protest against CEO Daniel Ek’s investment in AI military
The band cited a ‘moral and ethical burden’ placed on artists by revenue from their work ultimately funding lethal technologies
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Wrestling promoters do not steal enough storylines from anime.

It's right there, guys.
December 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
They said this about Covid and yet I'm still wearing a mask.
Lemme tell ya that refusing to engage with the generative chatbot slop is way less inconvenient.
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 3, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My partner just said "This website is weird. It's a 30% discount on $150 but in checkout it's $45 off. $45 isn't the right amount."

"$45 is 30% of $150, sweetie."

"What? No."

"15+15 is 30, plus 15 is 45."

He double checked on his calculator to be sure.
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
CEOs being super impressed with AI is pretty good evidence they don't actually do anything useful.
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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i wonder why
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I just watched the full video. Not only did the Israeli soldiers execute them in cold blood, but they brought in a bulldozer to collapse the garage door on their bodies.

The IDF is fundamentally incapable of being human anymore.
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'm sorry, what the fk?
Police can just search you and your car without cause anywhere in the CBD.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Police search powers in Melbourne CBD criticised as 'gross invasion'
Melbourne's CBD will become a designated area from this weekend for six months, giving police the power to search people and vehicles for prohibited weapons without a warrant.
www.abc.net.au
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I think we all knew that Americans would eventually discover lamb and would not at all be cool about it.
“it’s called the salmon of meat” will stick with me for a while lol
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I know someone who takes the worst fruit at the supermarket because they hyper-empathise with the ugly fruit not getting picked.

This is what humans do.
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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I’m getting to the point where my only reaction to headlines like this is “no they won’t”
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Oh, so when some rando publishes Wizard of Oz fanfic it becomes a musical and a movie, but when I write Sonic/Luigi mpreg slash, I get banned from the Taco Bell forums. Make it make sense
November 30, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Because fake voices are just making human-adjacent sounds from words, they can't read things in a way that's easy to listen to.
No emphasis, emotion, or phrasing. These are all things we rely on for aural shortcuts to parse what's being said to us.

Fuck. Synthetic. Audiobooks.
'audiobooks with virtual voice' is one of the most cursed phrases i've come across as an indie author lately
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 AM
There just isn't a good reason to be using this garbage tech.
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM