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evil moopsh
@moopsh.bsky.social
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you weren’t born to be useful

he/any 30something degen
1 wife, 3 cats | minneapolis, mn

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moopsh.bsky.social
tfw ur mom starts dating louis ck
pic of cooper hoffman in the long walk. disheveled and exhausted and dirty. stubble, messy combed over hair, dog tags. dirty tshirt with brown flannel
November 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
moopsh.bsky.social
>1 year later and i think i forecasted the content pretty well
evil moopsh @moopsh.bsky.social interests uhhhh - game design - retro gaming - music (punk, alt, hyperpop) - art (lil cute stuff, isometric) - vegetarian/vegan food - semiotics, (post) structuralism - gender shitposting Oct 19, 2024 at 12:34 PM Everybody can reply
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
moopsh.bsky.social
the last of my leftover lentil veggie soup 🥲
close up of leftover homemade lentil veggie soup in glass tupperware with ciabatta toast
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
moopsh.bsky.social
. sum attr (max : 3) skill chec
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
moopsh.bsky.social
the champ:
the guy, holding an apple up to his open mouth which could easily hold the whole fucking thing
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
moopsh.bsky.social
moopsh @moopsh.bsky.social dont forget to shidd abd fardt October 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
moopsh.bsky.social
don't forget Top moopsh @moopsh.bsky.social - 14d don't forget to moisturize ur penis moopsh@moopsh.bsky.social - 29d don't forget to pierce the heavens with your drill moopsh@moopsh.bsky.social - 4mo don't forget to kiss your homies moopsh @moopsh.bsky.social - 5mo hey it's national something day so don't forget to whatever moopsh@moopsh.bsky.social - 3mo don't forget to uhhhhhhhhhhmmmm moopsh @moopsh.bsky.social - 4mo don't forget to pee and poop today moopsh @moopsh.bsky.social - 3mo don't forget tOH GODD N000000 moopsh @moopsh.bsky.social - 3mo don't forget
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
moopsh.bsky.social
on the hookah porch spitting bars w human leg stoutland
pic of extended art holo stoutland card from pokemon tcgm stoutland is sitting in a (mostly hidden) trainer’s lap and the perspective makes it look like stoutland has human legs and hands
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
moopsh.bsky.social
lmao
search bar “how many episodes…” results: columbo > number of episodes picture: columbo (middle aged man with brown hair, tan trench coat, white shirt and gray tie) pointing to the camera and chuckling “69” in the top left corner
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
moopsh.bsky.social
this summer/fall i ripped all the rotting boards + rusted screws from our deck, reinforced the joists, and replaced 2/3 of the surface boards 💅
sliding door view of backyard deck with joists exposed / no surface boards 12 horizontal feet of deck surface fully replaced with fresh lumber. several joists reinforced underneath
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
moopsh.bsky.social
where are my SuperTed homies
collage of images from the 1980’s cartoon SuperTed (a flying teddy bear in a red costume with cape and yellow boots) image 1: superted and sidekick (yellow guy covered with green circles) next to an elephant image 2: superted out of costume abd pressing a button with sidekick in a latch behind him image 3: superted sitting on ground looking up and smiling slyly image 4: superted cover art, flying over a lake with sidekick + night sky. villains in lake, foiled. (villains include gay skeleton, dumb guy, and old western-y bad guy) image 5: a bunch of plain non-super teds on a conveyor belt image 6: superted + sidekick + girl in a dark cavern image 7: superted + sidekick (dressed as a girl) with a telescope image 8: superted + sidekick + weird lady with big white hair and dress and apron. seems like some sort of astral plane? time thingy?
November 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
moopsh.bsky.social
herrr
ann from alice in borderland show background water rushing from wall of large industrial pipes foreground total baddie, expressionless and holding phone with one arm crossed. big sunglasses, black shorts, cropped and tied office shirt, short black hair behind ear with earring.
October 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
moopsh.bsky.social
u can just make a big pan of white ppl nachos in the oven nobody can stop you
close up shot of nachos fresh from the oven triangle chips, refried beans, tomatoes, red onions, green olives, arugula, taco seasoning, cheeeeeeeeeeeeese
October 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
moopsh.bsky.social
shut up
cute enby kneeling rolled up gray shorts reddish flannel cropped nofx shirt black nail polish, bracelets, black boots bedroom mirror, wood floors, rug, bench with blankets, natural light same cute enby same room almost same pose salmon linen romper/overalls light blue tie dye tshirt
October 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
moopsh.bsky.social
sometimes you just gotta roast a big pan of veggies
close up of veggies fresh from the oven olive oil and spices red potatoes, broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, red onion, chickpeas same veggies on a plate with black pepper coconut rice
October 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
moopsh.bsky.social
standard pic of the pokémon piloswine (its haircut is similar)
October 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
moopsh.bsky.social
30something enby attempts first ever thirst trap 🫢🫣

happy weekend yall ^^
cute enby black nail polish black boots cropped off-white nofx t-shirt with skull sm inseam blue mushroom shorts with tie wide stance with a bit of tummy showing and a subtle peace sign behind the back bedroom mirror, wood floors, rug, bench with blankets, natural light cute enby black nail polish black boots cropped off-white nofx t-shirt with skull sm inseam blue mushroom shorts with tie side stance with a bit of tummy showing and arched back bedroom mirror, wood floors, rug, bench with blankets, natural light
October 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
moopsh.bsky.social
honey balsamic brussels sprouts with red onion 🙏
pan of sizzling, browned brussels sprouts and thin red onions
October 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
moopsh.bsky.social
fit #2 💅
action shot of cute enby putting on black boots salmon colored linen dressy romper, sky blue tie-dye t shirt underneath, black nail polish natural light, bedroom mirror, wood floors, rug, bench and blankets cute enby trying to attempting to serve salmon colored linen dressy romper, sky blue tie-dye t shirt underneath, black boots and 2 candy bracelets, black nail polish natural light, bedroom mirror, wood floors, rug, bench and blankets
October 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
moopsh.bsky.social
hullo
cute enby with black nail polish and boots, rolled up gray shorts with tears, a cropped nofx t shirt and short sleeve reddish flannel. bedroom mirror with rug and bench and blankets, natural light different pose / angle cute enby with black nail polish and boots, rolled up gray shorts with tears, a cropped nofx t shirt and short sleeve reddish flannel. bedroom mirror with rug and bench and blankets, natural light
October 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
moopsh.bsky.social
how is this real life
Jay W @jay.bsky.team • 32m Are you paying us? Where? Nico Mara-McKay ... @nicom... • 29m We're your product. Without us, Bluesky is just code sitting on a server.
October 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
moopsh.bsky.social
here’s a list of all the piece of shit comedians who took money to white wash saudi arabia’s human rights abuses
Kevin Hart Dave Chappelle Russell Peters Whitney Cummings Andrew Santino Bobby Lee Gabriel Iglesias Maz Jobrani Bill Burr Jessica Kirson Pete Davidson Nimesh Patel Andrew Santino Bobby Lee Jeff Ross Mark Normand Louis CK Jimmy Carr Zarna Garg Jimeoin Omid Djalili Tom Segura Jo Koy Sebastian Maniscalco Jim Jefferies Chris Distefano Aziz Ansari Chris Tucker Sam Morril Hannibal Buress Andrew Schulz & Flagrant Live
September 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
moopsh.bsky.social
boring looking guy with glasses and a suit jacket except his open mouth takes up literally his entire torso
September 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
moopsh.bsky.social
i’m sitting here in full color! the third reich was in black and white!
CSPAN 9 Follow @cspan Heated exchange between Reps. Rashida Tlaib and Byron Donalds (R-FL). @RepRashida: We need to stand up against this fascist takeover. That's not a word. It's a fact." Rep. Byron Donalds: "Do I look like a member of the Third Reich to you?" pic of Tlaib mid speech
September 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
moopsh.bsky.social
i’m going to stab myself over and over
Dave Portnoy @stoolpresi..•40m S.• With Kimmel getting canned I'm seeing lots of people talking about the hypocrisy of cancel culture. To me Cancel culture is when people go out of their way to dig up old tweets, videos etc looking for dirt on somebody they don't like in an effort to get them fired. Like if Kimmel got canceled for shit he did on the Man Show that would be cancel culture. But when a person says something that a ton of people find offensive, rude, dumb in real time and then that person is punished for it that's not cancel culture. That is consequences for your actions • 1.8K L1 3.2K • 29K 1hl 697K 企
September 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM