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mitre
@moonmasque.bsky.social
Dead Fleets jester
Cask of Amontillado fan account

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Been meaning to post the update
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December 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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tears are just eye piss
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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I don’t need an electronic to see your posts
August 11, 2023 at 10:28 PM
i fuckig hate sun. moon is best
the sun is pissing and shitting all over the place right now. disgustig
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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the sun is pissing and shitting all over the place right now. disgustig
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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tonight is a night I don’t regret spending so much time on line
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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yeah i support our veterans
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
i became a swan btw 🦢
itss almost swan month (november)
November 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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November is the best month. Everyone born in November is hotter than the rest of us. I love it so much, I’m getting a misspelled Novembre tattoo to commemorate.
November 1, 2023 at 2:08 PM
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I’m blocking anyone who says something unkind about the month of November
September 29, 2023 at 10:55 PM
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Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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getting naked and then using adhesive rollers on each other to get rid of unwanted particles
October 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
dear diary,
had to mute a new word on blue sky again today...
October 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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keeping things jovial by having no idea what's happening
October 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Looking like shit kinda sneaks up on you
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Why do i have 3 missed calls can everyone get a grip
October 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
honestly people just need more orgasms
October 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
hummock + bummock iceberg pictures are so scary
October 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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reposting the flop until it gets enough pity likes
October 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Yfw you spend four hours curating a post. proofreading, re-writing, re-structuring, experiene a full language inferiority panic attack, and hit send. Nothing.
'Now I know how Mary Tudor felt,' you think.
Someone else posts 'the cheese sauce stays on during sex' and is rocketed to post stardom.
February 17, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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a 'choose your own adventure', but it's just a matter of which account to mute today
May 8, 2024 at 12:42 PM
everyone look at raul julia
October 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Stop what you are doing and think about Raul Julia instead
October 9, 2023 at 12:10 AM
trying carrots for the very first time
October 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM