ALT Gary Bettman
@moonmang.bsky.social
Miami sports and bullshit. Serial liker. Hater of blitzes. Jovic fan club treasurer. Verhaeghe truther. Chop Robinson is a menace. Number one Ricky Williams fan. #FuckDonnaShalala #TopRightTua
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This is actually the quintessential ACC game now.
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
This is actually the quintessential ACC game now.
Fernando Mendoza how did your team win the big ten?
Mendoza:
Mendoza:
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Fernando Mendoza how did your team win the big ten?
Mendoza:
Mendoza:
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I need this kid to stop talking it’s ruining the moment for me
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I need this kid to stop talking it’s ruining the moment for me
So if Duke wins that helps Miami?
December 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
So if Duke wins that helps Miami?
Throw up your set.
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Throw up your set.
So you can score a goal into a goal that is in a nonstandard spot?
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So you can score a goal into a goal that is in a nonstandard spot?
Ekky why would you pass that back to the wide angle??
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Ekky why would you pass that back to the wide angle??
Thanksgiving secret: if you want your food to be amazing just load it with butter and cream.
a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it
ALT: a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Thanksgiving secret: if you want your food to be amazing just load it with butter and cream.
Bout to put a hurtin on some deviled eggs
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Bout to put a hurtin on some deviled eggs
I'm never talking shit about Tyler Herro again. The Earth is flat.
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I'm never talking shit about Tyler Herro again. The Earth is flat.
I see we're talking about food again so I'll just chime in to remind everyone to never listen to picky eaters. Life is too short for that nonsense.
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I see we're talking about food again so I'll just chime in to remind everyone to never listen to picky eaters. Life is too short for that nonsense.
Elite challenge.
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Elite challenge.
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“See if the Panthers can get out to a nice quick start here…”
“GREER SCORES!!”
“GREER SCORES!!”
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“See if the Panthers can get out to a nice quick start here…”
“GREER SCORES!!”
“GREER SCORES!!”
Literally turkey.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Literally turkey.
This is one of the most fun Heat teams ever.
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This is one of the most fun Heat teams ever.
Is Herro going to come back and fuck this up?
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Is Herro going to come back and fuck this up?
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pelle larsson windmill dunk during a 40 point blowout is what the emirates nba cup is all about
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
pelle larsson windmill dunk during a 40 point blowout is what the emirates nba cup is all about