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A #TwinPeaks exchange for our current times.
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
A #TwinPeaks exchange for our current times.
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i haven't given up
18. What is your favorite thing about yourself?
October 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i haven't given up
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Moscow mules are the fajitas of cocktails
September 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Moscow mules are the fajitas of cocktails
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Sorry, folks. Sounds like the civil war has been postponed due to white shooter
September 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Sorry, folks. Sounds like the civil war has been postponed due to white shooter
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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We call them Skeets because of this guy and we call it Bluesky because he was blue
August 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
We call them Skeets because of this guy and we call it Bluesky because he was blue
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"how do I explain lesbians to my kids" and "the internet needs to be censored so my stupid kid can be on it" is cut from the same root in that some parents just fucking hate the idea of needing to interact with their kids in any way and want them to just bang on the ipad and shut the fuck up
August 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"how do I explain lesbians to my kids" and "the internet needs to be censored so my stupid kid can be on it" is cut from the same root in that some parents just fucking hate the idea of needing to interact with their kids in any way and want them to just bang on the ipad and shut the fuck up
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
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You’re telling me this guy is not a more desirable guy to promote than Gavin Newsom
Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect.
As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
August 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You’re telling me this guy is not a more desirable guy to promote than Gavin Newsom
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An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life
Convicted child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell has reportedly been cleared to leave prison on work release.
Ghislaine Maxwell cleared to leave prison on work release: report
Convicted child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell has reportedly been cleared to leave prison on work release.Podcast host Allison Gill obtained information about Maxwell's security score, sex offender waiver, and other details after the former partner of Jeffrey Epstein was moved to a minimum-securi...
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August 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life
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Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.
August 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.
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I love fortune cookies because they're crunchy, sweet, & I'm a nosy bitch.
August 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I love fortune cookies because they're crunchy, sweet, & I'm a nosy bitch.
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The thing about PBS is that LeVar Burton was to me what MrBeast is to kids today.
August 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The thing about PBS is that LeVar Burton was to me what MrBeast is to kids today.
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That twist towards the end where you go from “oh no” to “oh no no no no no no god oh no”
June 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
That twist towards the end where you go from “oh no” to “oh no no no no no no god oh no”
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The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
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We need a liberal Jigsaw
May 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
We need a liberal Jigsaw
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Hasan Piker detained at the border and questioned for hours over politics. He was asked whether or not he’d interviewed Hamas, Houthis, or Hezbollah members. He was questioned about his opinions on Trump and Israel.
Hasan Piker detained at the border and questioned for hours over politics
"They straight up tried to get something out of me that I think they could use to basically detain me permanently"
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May 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Hasan Piker detained at the border and questioned for hours over politics. He was asked whether or not he’d interviewed Hamas, Houthis, or Hezbollah members. He was questioned about his opinions on Trump and Israel.
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The Rehearsal is a tv show that's basic premise is "is it ethical to make a TV show?" (and comes to the answer of "probably not")
April 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The Rehearsal is a tv show that's basic premise is "is it ethical to make a TV show?" (and comes to the answer of "probably not")