currently experiencing a "Noodle Battle"

I want to note - because I find it hilarious - that the english loc calls it "football" but the japanese dub absolutely has them saying "soccer"

I want to reiterate that this is a soccer RPG

I love sports anime

we've officially reached the point where games are parodying discord for their group chats instead of LINE or Twitter

you know what? that's fair

(I decided to start by checking out the _SECONDARY_ full length game mode, which involves time traveling to re-experience all the storylines of every previous game in the franchise. And I guess a wild frame story about the apocalypse. I'm not sure how soccer can fix this but I guess we'll find out)

this is the intro cutscene in a game where you make children play soccer

I'm always saying this

Inazuma Eleven: Victory Road

perfect

before I get started playing the game I've decided to try out the included, mystifying "build your own online city" mode. I haven't unlocked any buildings in the campaign yet so all i have is this gigantic head that the developers distributed for free. it will be the centerpiece of my town

if they can't afford a property tax increase wait til they hear about how rent works here

these Sim supporters consistently spend a lot of time on extremely workshopped-sounding "this council UNDERSTANDS the HARD CHOICES WE FACE" PR-statement-type speeches huh

unreal engine optimization is half crunching your textures to pieces and half finding out that someone checked a box that says "flay the player's CPU alive" in a menu nested 30 dropdowns deep

keeping property taxes on your house low by burning your house down